Interesting New Year greeting information

Happy new year, smirking at work and jumping off work; Humming a minor, unconsciously out of tune; Snoring to sleep at night. When I woke up, I was shocked. My pillow is full of money!

When you open this message, you have been poisoned by my unique poison "Happy Powder", which is colorless and tasteless. Poisoned people first have a happy Spring Festival, then a happy Lantern Festival, and then every day after the poison gas attacks the heart!

Scroll. . The fiery heart blesses you! Blow it up. . The sound of fried whip greets you! Knock, knock. . Ring the bell and pray for you! Baking. . The stove warms you! Angry. . Worrying things stay away from you! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

All walks of life are safe in production, and some people are illegal! Zhao Benshan's sketches are exempt from inspection nationwide, and I am the only one who works overtime during the Spring Festival! I'm too lazy to eat or drink. Please reply to send warm. . .

The weather is getting worse and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; Nothing to grab a bone, so as to supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

I wish you a happy new year. Holding my stomach, runny nose, smiling at the sky, drinking water, thinking that I am happier. At this time, I must be happy, healthy and happy.

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method. Happy New Year!

I'll give you a whole pair of couplets! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. Happy new year!

I want to see you as a ball, but unfortunately you are not round; I want to treat you as a candy, but you are not sweet; I want to treat you like a grandfather, but you have no money. So I must treat you as my brother, brother. Happy spring festival!

You look really nice, but you are a little elegant. He has a good figure, but he is a little strong. Good temperament, much like the temperament of most people's first-generation ID cards. Haha, just kidding, I wish you a happy new year!

I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. Just send a message as my blessing to you and count my contribution to the people. I wish you a happy New Year! The new year is coming, and the flu will see you turn around and run. A stream is running around desperately, and prices dare not go up any more. Pork beckons to the distance, gold comes to you, panda cries for a hug, and the United Nations asks you to make a report. You are really lucky! These days, women are used as men, men are superman, and superman is a robot. Take care of yourself. 20 10 the spring festival is coming. I wish you leisure from your busy schedule, good health, happiness every day and a happy New Year! Years ago, everyone passed it on to each other: don't take too much money with you, don't look at people on the roadside, don't pay attention to strange conversations, and don't stick to petty advantages. Many liars can perform, don't believe what others say. I wish you a safe journey before the new year! If you want to take Spring Festival travel rush away, just listen to me! The station is full of liars, who are caught carelessly! There are too many thieves. Qian Qian must guard against theft! It is necessary to pass on the cliche to friends * * * Remember! What should I do if I meet a beautiful woman on the train home during the Spring Festival? Don't shake hands, eyes should discharge, talk about literature, smile, collect quotations, find people to match, exchange numbers, get together, be nostalgic, go home for the New Year, and be there or be square! Change your mobile phone number to Expo tickets, and send a message to bless you. Reform and opening up have made you rich, and the blessings always come uninvited; All the stock funds are untied, just roar! A great man once said: Spring Festival greetings are not the monopoly of the bourgeoisie. We proletarians should also greet them, but we are not afraid of greeting them late. Saying auspicious words can promote the class feelings of brothers and sisters. Happy New Year! A lover is a flower in his hand, and he doesn't want to scatter it; Secrets are sparks and occasional small frictions; Love is a distortion. You will think of her when you are hungry. Friends are chopped green onion. Happy Spring Festival to my chopped green onion! Let my blessing pass through the railing of Zijingshan Road, through the barbecue stall of Jingba Road, swim across the vast Jinshui River, climb the towering spire of Erqi Tower and shout to your corner: Happy New Year! :)