Interesting love message

1, I would like to be a towering tree, with strong arms, to support a happy paradise for you; I would like to turn into a fallen leaf and wait for your happy home all my life with gentle and touching language, and love you forever.

Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to express your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it.

3. Weave a sweater with the horizon to send you, no matter where you are, you can't walk out of my sight; I will knit you a sweater with my eyes, and I will see you wherever you are.

4. I don't love you for two or three days, miss you for a week or two, and miss you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me again, I will move in with you. It's up to you.

5. Psychological research shows that single dog's eyes are all happy dog men and women, and the objects are all happy bachelors.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

7. Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

8. Meimei I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. When I am hungry, you are my bread. When I am hungry, you are my fruit knife. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life!

9. I love you, just in my thoughts every day, so beautiful! Love you, so warm in the daily greetings! Love you, every day in the text message, so romantic! I want to tell you: I'm glad to have you here!

10, if it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet; If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! You're gonna be okay. That's right, not guilty. I envy you!

1 1. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

12, honey, do you know? You are the eastern hemisphere and I am the western hemisphere. If we are together, it will be the whole earth.

13, I went to bed last night and grabbed his arm with my husband. My husband refuses to accept! I was anxious, so I came up with a sentence: old woman, you have to follow the teacher! Husband laughs until he is soft. So I get it.

14, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die! Come on, if you're crazy, go and have a look.

15, shoot the sharp arrow of love with Cupid's small hand, convey the oath of love with the jade hand of the matchmaker, hold the silk thread of love with the withered hand of Laoyue, and hold your hand to accompany me to fall in love. Baby, marry me!

16, I heard that you are moving? The address is 520 Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease period is a lifetime. Congratulations! Congratulations!

17, I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute.

18 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

19, I know you are tired of thinking, but you should know that your missing is very important, because you miss me, and you know I miss you, too.

20. I can't forget that you are on the grass by the Qingqing River. Happiness is like a bird. I don't worry every day. It's hard to find a bosom friend when you think of your kindness. I have many friends, but not as good as you. I wish you a better mood and good health.

2 1, it's hard to be a woman. You should guard against principals in primary schools, professors in universities, bosses in work, and TM in marriage!

22. come on In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

23. The vast sky makes you soar, the vast ocean listens to your command, beautiful stories are played by you, and my heart is touched by you. Girls like you should chase me and send humorous news to my baby.

I still believe in love, and time will test us. True love needs no reason, and tacit understanding will last long. If you long for the happiness of true love, you believe that true love is long-lasting. May there be lovers in the world, moved by mountains and rivers, and have a happy life.

25, when you grow up, a girl who blushes at the sight of a boy has become a baby who knows yellow jokes for a second.

26. Don't think that a boy is too naive, that is, he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he is more mature than your father!

27. Time is a chain and happiness is a bead. String beads on your chest and you will be happy all your life. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with a sieve, the stone will accompany you all your life.

28. I have been thinking about you recently. I know it's not good, but if I don't tell you the truth, I will regret it all my life: if you are really in trouble, you can not pay me back the two dollars!

29. After a farewell, the two feelings are related, the three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, and the grain is not divided. Why? Very homesick! All kinds of helplessness.

30. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you!

3 1, four flowers in the hospital: queuing for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers; Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

32. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!

33. I miss you and have exhausted all my brain cells; Love you with every second of my life; You know cow dung is hard to find now. Marry me, you flower!

34. I am not very handsome. Don't worry, except you, no one of the opposite sex will look at me for more than three seconds.

35. If you are the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

36. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it.

37. If a woman's dream is to enter the palace of marriage, then a man's dream is to enter the bridal chamber after marriage.

38. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others.

39. I only know that you can't guess or understand. Please take a closer look! Still can't see it? Do you know Pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity! Look at the phone backwards!

40. I shot you with a bunch of * * eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

4 1, before marriage, there is nothing to talk about; Don't say anything after marriage.

42. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time.

43. Looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

44. The same eyes have different opinions, the same ears have different listening methods, and the same heart has different ideas. The world can be a better place if you want to!

45. Taking the initiative for a long time will make you tired. If you care for a long time, you will collapse. Silence for a long time, you will suffer. You will cry if you miss it for a long time.

46. Two people take a double-decker bus and one goes upstairs. After a while, he hurried down: never sit on it, there is no driver there!

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I am not afraid to be strong for a famous pig, but for a fool. This is a matter of success or failure. If you don't believe it, a fool will read this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I believe it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

49. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it's true, I'm willing to meet you for ten thousand times. It's easy for me to recall my last life.

50. I am a bird that loves you, but I can't fly. Reason: I can get rid of gravity, but I can't escape your attraction!

5 1, nice to meet you just now. I didn't realize you were a playboy. I am so cruel after cheating. I have a crush on you. I'm worried that I can't see you. I'm so sad that I can't keep you.

52. There is one thing you may not have noticed. Your toothbrush and mine have become my gifts. Every time I use it, I will use it for the rest of my life unless you give me another one.

Let me say: I like you as you are! Tell me if you can: I like you!

54. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

I shot a small arrow of love into your heart, and you became my captive. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever, without bail.

56. Women must understand and remember that men, regardless of age, love beautiful women.

57. Can you see Cupid's arrow? God knows! I only know that every moment of day and night, your shadow always appears in my mind involuntarily!

58. Let's be happy mice. We love each other stupidly. What we do every day is to snuggle up in the sun and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, the mountains are closed by heavy snow, so we just hide in the warm haystack and surf the Internet.

59, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

60. It is my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.

6 1. Let's go swimming in the sea with you in May. And some cold water. I can scream and shout I love you.

62, boy, just follow your aunt! Tell me all your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all your cards and passwords, and let me take good care of them for you, including your people!

63, yeah! I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

64. Can you take a long shot for me? Ordinary life, no need for montage.

65. Yesterday, you ran in my mind all day. At night, you accompany me in my dream. I want to say: thank you, you have worked hard!

All this is moved by your sincerity, otherwise I wouldn't love you so much. If the fate of a lifetime can only leave one kiss, I want to book a million afterlives with you!

67. You asked me how much the price has increased. How many bills do you think you owe, how much you owe for gas and how much you owe for electricity? How much do you think you have left after your salary is used up?

68. Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship, "Don't talk to strangers", especially don't talk to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

69. If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet; If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, and you are not guilty … I envy you!

70. If I were a tear in your eye, I would slide down your cheek and disappear between your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry, because I am afraid of losing you!

7 1, white rabbit, ears pricked up, heard the beep of mobile phone, put down the radish and cabbage, and reply a message quickly!

72. We once met, once fell in love, and once left a mark in our hearts. May you and I always pick up the sweet and eternal truth!

73. Love will always save people from decadence, and happiness with love will never be broken. I will give you a sweet absolute with my true feelings. Even if the romantic words finally run out of words, I will insist on giving you the most blowing touch!

74. I thought you couldn't sleep last night, so you counted sheep in bed. I didn't dare to fall asleep until I counted the sum of your birth dates.

75. In the days without you, missing is a long-term expectation. In the whole-hearted expectation, how long my dreams are, how long my thoughts are, and day and night have become my dreams.

76. I have fantasized about it a thousand times, whether at night or at noon. Sometimes I am running, sometimes I am dreaming, and I want to tell you that I love you.

77. A faint smile is a signal of love, a noisy, dangerous need, a mask of protection, a fragile * *, a strong reliance and a hug from you. Dear you, always the most effective!

78. When I went out to play, my wife met a bear in a narrow way. I reminded him: "Play dead! Otherwise this thing can fan you to death! " So the bear began to play dead.

79. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, but freedom costs more. If you die alone, you can throw them both.

80, smile Mimi! Smile Mimi! Laugh off your big teeth! Have a sweet dream tonight, in which I smile at you!

8 1, Franklin: Fortunately, the discharge of lovers is not as severe as lightning, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable!

82. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

83. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. Looking at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

84. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

85. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

86. Many people attribute the reason for being single to the narrow social circle, and the subtext is that the base is relatively large and there will always be blindness.

87. If you are chasing your star, if you are accompanying your planet, if you are waiting for your comet, you will live and die with you! But you are a gorilla! Look, you have to buy tickets!

88. The giraffe married the monkey. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

89. I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send messages to ten pigs, or I would be single for life. Shit, I can't find a second head except you.

90. Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

9 1, I have been wandering in the vast sea of people, dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

92. I am a vine, a melon, a fish, a shrimp, a pot and a flower. I make you laugh every day!

93. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

94. You love me like a red apple, and I am infatuated with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of fruit farmers spraying pesticides, and I am not afraid of birds eyeing up in the trees. I just want to monopolize you, possess you and live in your heart.

95. If I meet you again, I will drag you to the bedroom, lock the door with my hand, push you down on the bed crazily, cover your head with a quilt, open my arm and fold my sleeve to tell you: Look, my watch is luminous!

96. If you are drunk, you can't be brothers, don't brag, and don't contact your predecessor. You can do these three things. This wine is a white drink.

97. Before marriage, what couples do is "romance"; After marriage, everything husband and wife do is "waste".

98. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still ... As a result, he didn't move.

99. My eyes are watching your eyes affectionately. They are as blue as the sea and too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.

100 Whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are performing a tragedy.

10 1, the person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.