Humorous New Year greetings

A collection of humorous New Year messages

Happy new year! May you have a world of your own! The following is a humorous New Year message that I compiled for you. Welcome to watch!

Humorous New Year message 1 1. A little sincerity is worth 1200 gold; A touch of warmth can touch the frost in Wan Li, and a greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message sent away all my thoughts! I wish my friend all the best in the new year!

2. Snow, dancing out warmth; Fog, filled with affection; Wind, summon up thoughts; Bell, knock to peace; Send New Year greetings; Blessing, warm the heart: May you enjoy happiness in the footsteps of spring! Happy new year!

There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

It is an honor to work and study under your leadership in the past year. I wish you good health and all the best in the new year!

Collect every blessing and wish in my heart, describe every detail and hope in my heart, and send you deep care. I wish you a happy new year.

With the coming of New Year's Eve, I say to you: Peace forever. Let this peaceful melody accompany you all your life.

7. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you a high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, being close to home, waking up naturally every day, cramping your salary, getting more bonuses and getting a raise if others work overtime.

8. Good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate is long. Friend, I wish you a happy New Year and good luck.

9. I wish your family luck, family harmony, three-star arch households, four seasons of peace, five-star shining, and six animals thriving. In short, happy new year and all the best!

10. The atmosphere of the New Year, no hard work, regular salary increase, many new tickets, many new passbooks, buying a new house, driving a new car, marrying a bride, I wish you a happy New Year and all your wishes come true!

1 1. Congratulations on getting the red envelope. Don't be a panda. hahaha.

12. Thank you for your concern, help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my Spring Festival wishes and wish you peace and happiness.

13. The ancients swept away the dust to welcome the New Year. May you also sweep away the dust from your heart for a year. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

14. Happy New Year. I wish you good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a long life, wealth and invincible!

15. Is it safe to travel thousands of miles? Send my thoughts to you from afar. Happy new year!

16. Happy New Year, let the wind of New Year blow into your house, let the snow of New Year fly into your house, and let my New Year wishes float into your heart.

17. Happy New Year. Blessing is a sincere wish. You don't need a thousand words, and you don't need a thousand words. You can sing a heart song silently. May you be safe and happy through the years!

18. I once had a sincere blessing before me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Wish me a happy new year.

19. Where have you been? I can't see you anymore. Anyway, I wish you a happy new year!

Dear, I miss you very much this Spring Festival. Let the stars in the sky bless us, and let the stars in the new Millennium convey the true feelings of you and me in this life.

2 1. Happy New Year, brother. Have a good rest after a busy year! Good luck in the coming year!

22. Say hello to New Year, New Year and New Year. I wish you all the best and a better life. Love is as sweet as honey, and wages will not be less; Good luck every day, happiness around you; Go out to pick up money and smile every day!

23. The New Year's bell is ringing, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

24. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

25. I think you are like an orchid in a valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, and blessings are endless attention floating to your heart. May my love spend the New Year with you!

26. Happy New Year! I wish you a world of your own!

27. In this beautiful and warm world, listen to the blessings of the earth. In this hopeful year, I wish you a happy life and progress in your study.

28. I tie my joy to you on the New Year's ribbon, and at the same time I hang my thoughts on your necklace and stick them on my heart.

29. I wish you a happy new year when the new year comes. Expectation: every day, the god of happiness is with you; Every moment, the god of happiness is blessing you.

30. Say goodbye in a hurry, but it's hard to meet each other. I look forward to it, miss it for a long time, and incorporate my heartfelt wishes. I wish my friends good health and good luck in the new year.

3 1. One more joy, one more happiness and one more wish. May the joy of the holidays and the happiness of the New Year always be with you.

There is only one day in the New Year, and our friendship will last forever. Open your heart and let my sincere friendship fill your beautiful heart. I wish you a happy new year.

33. Looking back several times, silent blessings came from my heart. Dear friend, I wish you a happy New Year and all the best!

Good luck, good health and good food. I wish you a happy new year.

35. A green leaf is full of its friendship with the roots; The congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-a new year has begun, and I wish you success and happiness forever.

36. New Year's love plan: We met in the Year of the Monkey, started dating the next day, and missed every moment. I wish you a happy new year and a good harvest of love!

37. I will give you a wishing tree in the Spring Festival, which is covered with pistachios, lucky plums, sweet melons, rich dates, warm plums and happy peaches, reflecting your smooth progress in the past year!

38. The new year opens up new hopes, new blank carries new dreams, blows away the dust of the years, and condenses laughter and tears, love and sorrow into crystal amber in the heart. Happy Year of the Dog!

39. Happy New Year to you. Holding my stomach, runny nose, laughing at the sky, drinking water, thinking that I am happier, I am very happy. This is absolutely happy, healthy and happy!

40. New door gods, new couplets, new lanterns and new atmosphere! Hee hee, in the new year, my greetings, concerns and blessings remain unchanged: I wish you a happy New Year and a happy family!

4 1. Loving you means missing you when I can't see you; Loving you means never getting tired of seeing you; To love you is to love the lotus-like tenderness in your bright eyes and the smile in your shallow dimples. Dear, Happy New Year!

42. In the new year: leftover women find partners, bachelors marry brides, marry early and have children, and dolls thrive. Travel with your own car and go home with your own house. Business is booming and income will increase. The troubles have passed and the new year is full of sunshine.

43. Happy New Year, smooth career, smooth work and sweet love! The body has inexhaustible strength and financial resources are rolling in! Good health, delicious food, healthy teeth, good appetite, everything is happy and smooth!

44. Write a couplet to celebrate the festival, cut a paper window to symbolize auspiciousness, a row of lanterns to light up the future, a firecracker to welcome spring, a plate of jiaozi to wrap hope, a bowl of glutinous rice balls to celebrate reunion, a glass of wine to carry blessings, and a blessing to convey care. Happy new year!

45. With sincere wishes, a song will be handed down from generation to generation. I feel homesick for two places, and I am chilling on Tanabata. August has passed, September Mid-Autumn Festival is not full, and November is busy. The twelfth lunar month is waiting for your return. Happy New Year and get together soon!

46. We had a reunion for the New Year, and we tasted all the delicious food. Take a few days off to make money. Full of enthusiasm and energy, the work efficiency has quadrupled. Work hard to achieve results, and money can't be filled. Parents, wives and children like it, and life is happy!

47. This letter is very short and has no ink fragrance. Between the lines, I pray that I am busy and the lights are accompanied by starlight every night. I hope that every day will flow in the dark and have a happy New Year. My heart will always be full of friendship. I wish you a happy New Year!

48. Snowflakes fly late, and the New Year is just around the corner. Send a message to send a blessing, good luck is silent. I have known each other for many years, caring about greetings and missing. How many greetings do you have? Like snowflakes flying all over the sky Snowflakes celebrate the New Year.

49./kloc-The snow in February is like flying flowers, full of unparalleled elegance in the world. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year to celebrate China. The country and the people are peaceful and radiant, and their mood and beauty are refined immediately. I love luck! I wish you a happy new year in advance and a good mood every day!

50. The journey that some people care about won't wander, the years that some people care about won't pass away, the night that some people miss won't be lonely, don't let your dreams turn into bubbles, don't let happiness pass by, and the new year is a new starting point. May you be happier than anyone else!

5 1. Thin calendar, long journey, many wishes, big dreams, red career, great health, sweet life, long life, small wishes, deep friendship and beautiful mood. Happy new year!

52. There are countless blessings, many wishes and beautiful greetings in the New Year. At this warm moment, I send my most sincere wishes, wishing you health, peace and happiness in the new year!

53. I wish you a happy New Year dream: don't wake up early or late, don't dream deeply or lightly, don't remember or forget your dreams, don't make them bitter or sweet, don't dream endlessly, and don't sleep by dreams.

54. A few short greetings, a few short messages, express my heart with my mobile phone when the New Year is coming. Although messages are small and greetings are rare, the weight of blessings cannot be compared. By the way, say Happy New Year in advance!

55. Snowflakes are fluttering, leaves are falling, and messages are sent to convey thoughts; Affection, blessing, wishing, happiness. The new year is coming, and I'm always worried about you. I wish you a happy new year in advance!

Humorous New Year Message 2 If you feel happy, wave and stamp your feet; if you feel happy, shake your head. Happy new year, crazy!

How did you feel when you didn't invite me to dinner in the past year? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome. I'm satisfied with a thousand dollars a table! Happy spring festival!

I will turn all the celebrations into cream and all the blessings into chocolate, and I will always be happy to make a cake and throw it to you! And say happy new year!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will give it to you, my love, and wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Relatives and neighbors live in harmony, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year!

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" is becoming popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone on the tiger's robot to avoid infection!

At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, when the sun goes down, you can enjoy yourself. The Year of the Rabbit is auspicious and prosperous!

Weather forecast: In 2023, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, beautiful thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round!

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Get the clouds, get the rain. There are plenty of wine and gold everywhere. Happy new year!

The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

May good luck always step on you like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!

Hello! This is 1860. Your friend ordered Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life wishes to be exquisite, lasting and perfect. Enjoy your wealth slowly at the turn of the Millennium!

Looking for someone on the radio: that man was ragged and blind, unable to eat three meals, weak in limbs, unsound in tone, bloody in gossip, and very similar to you. I want to wish him a happy New Year's Day!

Little rabbit cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The rabbit said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you! Hehe, Happy New Year!

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his rabbit to grow more hair!

Fu Jia Fu is full of countless blessings, and the reduction of happiness is the starting point of happiness. Blessing plus blessing is an infinitely beautiful blessing. Blessing is just a beautiful and heavy blessing, and nothing is more valuable than blessing!

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this incomparable super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: merrick Morris, um, hey!

In ancient times, fools moved mountains, iron pestles became needles, and dripping water became rivers, but none of them were as good as my blessing to you. Let my New Year wishes fly to you by radio waves, over mountains, over surging rivers and over tall buildings.

When the new year comes, I can't send you warm winter clothes, and I don't need gorgeous romantic poems; No expensive gifts; Happiness without roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than these: I wish you all the best in the new year!

Humorous new year message 3 1, wealth is like a cloud, climbing a dragon and attaching a phoenix is not the same. Green mountains and green waters are still beautiful and happy.

Your talent is really admirable, which is inseparable from your unremitting efforts.

3. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and pear trees are better than Haitang.

4, the sun and the moon are in the sky, and the mountains and rivers are magnificent. Peace is not reported, and I hope to seal the book in the east.

The leader's hobby is our hobby, and the leader's intention is our direction.

6. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance, which is your own smell.

7. How boring the days without leadership are, how boring the days without leadership are, and how difficult the days without leadership are!

8, handsome, cool, can't be compared.

9. Your eyes are so bright, and you are so slim and elegant.

10, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are smiling.

1 1, the rain falls, the sky cries and the thunder mourns. All Buddhists in the West send horses to Tathagata.

12, winking and shy, smiling at his lips. Wind-rolled grape belt, Rizhao pomegranate skirt.

13, with such a burly figure and handsome appearance, it's strange that you are not the big boss!

14, the leader didn't speak, so I spoke first, and the clapping microphone didn't ring.

15 a person who learns from the strengths of heaven and earth, swallows the ambition of mountains and rivers, goes up to astronomy, goes down to geography, and stays up all night to learn ancient and modern Chinese and western.

16, the requirements of leaders are our pursuit, and the temper of leaders is our blessing.

17, your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

18, you are really loved by everyone. Flowers bloom and fall, and the car sees a flat tire!

19, saying that a gentleman is as warm as jade. In its board room, it puzzled my heart.

20. Your standing posture and outstanding appearance can show your talent of "learning to be rich in five cars"!

2 1, you are brilliant, and you are so outstanding among many elites. Your talent is unparalleled.

22. Everyone envies men, but who knows that men are difficult. Pretend to be strong when you meet the strong, and talk to them when you meet the weak.

23. You are like a petal covered with dew, bringing fragrance to my space.

24. You shoot one, I shoot one, and the leader goes upstairs. You shoot two, I shoot two, and the leader is very lovable.

25, the beautiful girl is beautiful, she is slim, and she is a devil.

Humorous China New Year Message 4 1. At this time of year, my blessing rushes to you like an ocean. I hope my blessing will be like a canoe, riding the wind and waves to reach the other side of success! Happy new year to you all! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich!

Some people say that mother is a river and father is a mountain. Parents are at least our closest relatives forever, so let's greet our dear father with gratitude when the Spring Festival comes this year. Happy New Year to all fathers in the world!

You nurtured my soul and body with maternal love. Your milk is the source of my thinking, and your eyes are always tied with the hope of my life. My mother, I can't go home during the Spring Festival. I miss it more. I can only say happy Spring Festival to you here!

Your selfless dedication has given me the true meaning of a brilliant life. Although years have burned your youth, it will only last for a long time, and care and encouragement will accompany me through the stormy life. Happy New Year, Dad!

5. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you luck in the East, success in the South, peace in the West, worry-free in the North and health in the middle; Zuo Fengyuan, right developed, accumulated thousands of dollars, good luck for amateurs! Happy spring festival!

6. The chicks in those days will now roam in the sky with strong wings to find the unknown sky. But no matter how high they fly and how far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the kindness of their parents. Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!

7. When the chicks leave the nest, they leave too much disappointment, and the years are silently engraved. Looking back, the lights at home are still waiting, and my eyes are looking forward to yesterday. Mom and dad, don't stay alone in the empty nest, I will always guard you!

Mom, I thank you for giving me life. You taught me the truth of being a man. No matter what happens in the future, I will always love you. I wish you good health and all the best in the new year.

9, father's love, the stalwart is like a green hill; Holy as ice and snow; Warm as the sun; As wide as rivers and oceans! Happy Spring Festival, Dad! Love your daughter forever!

10 Dad, it's the New Year. Let me cook a dish for you. Main ingredients: nursing; Ingredients: Miss; Date of production: the day I met you; Shelf life: forever; Taste: Happy and intoxicated.

Dad, how have you been recently? Don't work too hard when you are old. Your children will take care of themselves. You should take care of yourself. Today is the Spring Festival, I wish you a happy New Year!

12, maternal love is like a mountain, covering the ups and downs of the years for me; Motherly love is like the sea, bearing the ups and downs of life for me; Mom, I can't make it up to you in my life! I wish you a happy New Year!

13 This is the beginning of spring. Although you are there and I am here, I still keep you in my heart. At this cold juncture, may my blessing warm your hand and reach your heart. Happy Spring Festival holiday!

14, once in the year of the rabbit, all your wishes come true. Meet Laba again, and a hundred flowers will blossom. Two festivals are coming, and you are very happy at this moment. Double happiness, double luck, and good luck is with you. Sincerely wish, endless happiness!

15, May all your wishes come true and your dreams come true in the new year. You are blessed at home, lucky when you go out, your left hand is happy, your right hand is laughing, your arm is covered with good luck, and the blessings of the Spring Festival are yours.

16, every year today, is a brand-new beginning, let the world change, time passes, happiness, peace, happiness and health will always accompany you!

17, put a year's bad luck in firecrackers, take it to the outside of the cloud nine, and then blow it to pieces. Put the luck of the coming year in fireworks, let happiness sprout everywhere and fly all over the sky. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

18, blessing plus blessing is a lot of blessings, blessing MINUS blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, blessing except blessing is blessing, I wish you peace and happiness, Happy Spring Festival!

19. My father is a mountain and my mother is water. I traveled all over Qian Shan, but I couldn't get out of the mountains and call for water. I can't go home this Spring Festival. I wish my parents a happy, safe and healthy Spring Festival!

20. There is a song that I have sung since I was a child, and I will never get tired of listening to it: sandals are boats, and dad is a sail. Go sailing with me. Dad will always be my pride. I wish you a happy New Year!

Dad, the New Year bell is about to ring, but you haven't appeared yet. I know you are running for me. Mom, the countdown to the New Year is almost over, but you are still working hard. I know you are tired for me, and I love you.

22. After so many ups and downs, wrinkles have inadvertently climbed on your forehead, and I want to smooth them with my hands. Mom, I love you forever! I wish you a happy New Year's Eve!

23, the new year, hope in my heart, a new beginning, harvest in my heart, a new starting point, happiness in my heart. May happiness and wealth be with you forever. Happy New Year!

24, with you, home, it seems warm and homesick; The love with you is sincere and happy; With you, love is deep and profound; With you and me, it seems that happiness is always accompanied; Dear parents, I love you and wish you a healthy and happy old age!

25. Father, I love you! Qian Qian's thousands of thoughts are frozen in the air, and the wind blows to you, with my blessing, with my thoughts, with my great blessing, thinking of you is my happiness, my beloved father! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

26. Mom and Dad, you have worked hard! My greatest ideal is to let my parents have a happy old age! Their ideas are simple and easy to satisfy. I am working hard for my ideal!

27. You guided me out of the first step and helped me find the way forward. Thank you, mom! I wish you a happy new year, good health and happiness forever.

28. Dad, you are my superman and have always given me the most solid arm; Dad, you are my magician, and you can always satisfy all my wishes. Dad, you are my first-class consultant and always guide me in the right direction. Dad, you have suffered. You've done so much for your daughter over the years. Thank you, Dad. Love you forever.

29, my father's eyes are silent language, full of expectations for me; My father's eyes are burning flames, which give me great heat; This matter will be engraved on my mind for a long time. May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

30. You are an eagle and I am a bird; You are a tree and I am a grass; You are my father, and I am your particularly naughty child. I greet you during the Spring Festival. I wish my father a happy Spring Festival forever!

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