How about express mail?

EMS is good, because it is great to run in the countryside, and he comes to help sign for the express mail. EMS cows can receive things sent before Qixi on National Day. EMS is expensive, and he charges a lot for the same express. EMS is big, and the background is well known. EMS is cold, and the service makes people feel three feet frozen in winter. . . . In a word, EMS has poor service and slow speed. I'll sign for you before it arrives.