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Chatting provocative routines, love stories

Chatting provocative routines, love stories

Chatting with provocative routine love stories, many couples used to be ambiguous before they got together. In the ambiguous period, men and women are indispensable to provocative love stories, which can promote the warming of feelings, but many boys don't know how to be provocative. Let's share a provocative routine love story with you.

Love story 1 1. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.

Second, I became a vegetarian when I saw you. Because you are my type.

Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

5. Missing will penetrate into the night, and it will rain and insomnia because you don't have an umbrella.

Sixth, I can't explain. Day after day, week after week, I miss it, but it hasn't diminished. On the contrary, it is increasing day by day. The more I want to forget, the more unforgettable I am.

7. Why do I love you? I want to answer this question all my life.

Remember, when I was looking for you, I missed you. When I'm not looking for you, I just miss you.

I never miss anyone as much as I miss you.

Ten, I can not sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are my person.

Can you play the piano? Then how did you strike a chord with me?

12. My rent is due. Can I live in your heart?

Thirteen, if the sun is getting whiter and whiter, the more you eat, the more you lose weight, the more you miss, the better you meet.

Fourteen, if companionship is the longest confession, then waiting may be the final miss.

Fifteen, there are 100 sweet ways, do you know? Eat sugar, eat cake and miss you 98 times a day.

Can you do me a favor? Help me to fall in love quickly!

17. What's it like to miss the extreme? If there is a voice of missing, I'm afraid you are already deafening.

Eighteen, wandering around in the first half of my life, cooking soup for you in the second half.

Learn to swim, so that we can love each other forever.

There is a place where I don't know how to get there. Can you tell me? What place? The way to your heart.

Twenty-one, I heard that my husband has a good family and my daughter wants to hear more about it for the rest of her life.

Twenty-two, don't be a rose, be a wild grass in your heart that burns endlessly and blows.

I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

Twenty-five, when the spring breeze rises, you come to my side and we spend every season of life together.

Twenty-six, I used to like you casually, but now I am mature, and I still like you after careful consideration.

Twenty-seven, I miss you, how many times I have resisted the urge to find you, and that feeling is really unbearable.

Twenty-eight, your waist, only allowed me to hold; Your legs, only allow me to sit; You only have me in your heart.

29. Watch the World Cup. Look at me.

Do you know what day it was yesterday? -is the day when I love you.

Thirty-one, I think every road you take is safe and smooth, and occasionally you will meet the gentle moonlight when you look up.

If you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you.

Thirty-three, I think I'm a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

34. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

35. Try my best to build a habitat for you.

Thirty-six, I just miss you unprepared, and the memories are too eager to meet each other. People who love to miss the past are always not far away. I just propose a toast to the past. You go forward and I'll turn back.

Chatting and teasing routines love story 2 1. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

Second, "You look like my relative." "Whose relatives?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

What is the most important organ in the human body? It's the brain. No, the heart. You can't live without a brain. Are you having a bad time?

I want to keep a pet, not a cat or a dog, but you. After all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

Your parents are not easy. What happened? It's not easy to raise you so big. In order to let your parents relax, I am willing to take this burden from your parents.

7. "Do you want a dog?" "What kind of dog?" Single person.

Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

Nine, guess where my heart is on the left. "No, on your side."

Ten, I am sure of everything except a kiss.

Eleven, do you know why I set you up? Because my routine only suits you.

Twelve, you must like me, otherwise how to grow into what I like.

Thirteen, the girl is tired, come and be my wife.

Fourteen, you are so slick. Are you the pigeon himself?

Male: "I didn't do well in the exam today" Female: "Why" Male: "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you".

Sixteen, male: "I used to have many hobbies, and now there is only one left." Woman: "What is it?" Man: "I just love you."

17. Man: "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? " Female: "No" Male: "Because I have you, a naughty boy."

Eighteen, "I am so fat, how can you still like me so much?" "If you are thin, you will enter my heart. If you are fat, you will get stuck."

Nineteen, "Today's Arbor Day, I will leave it in your hand".

Twenty, "May I call you you?" "Yes, but why do you call it that?" "So I can take you to heart.

I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

22. Do you know what you can get by drilling wood? ""fire! " "No, marry you. "

Are you familiar with this area? Not bad. I want to go somewhere. Where to go. Walk into your heart

Twenty-four, "Look at my material" and "Is it your girlfriend's material".