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The man sighs: Chinese workers have had no maidens since ancient times, and there are rows of broken flowers and willows. How can they be matched with Pan Anzi, a Chinese worker, and Wu Dalang, a Chinese worker who can only be matched with sesame cakes. Female Anger: Who said Chinese laborers don’t have beauties? My little girl is the queen of women, with smooth skin, tender flesh, a big ass, rich feelings and strong sexual desire! After finishing speaking, the man foamed at the mouth for several liters, fell to the ground and was convulsing...

"Central South University of Technology" is also known as "Breed Male Liquid Supply University".

Me: I have no interest in learning anything recently. Friend: I guess you want to learn ‘sexual interest’.

Me: They are all dinosaurs, how can they be sexy? There is a girl in the class, fierce! Super back killer! Viewed from the back, she has a good figure and long hair shawl, which makes her look real; viewed from the side, she is a little disappointed; viewed from the front, damn! She vomited up all the rice soup I ate when I was 1 year old. Her face is like a roasted sweet potato. You smash it to the ground and smash it, then step on it and sprinkle some sesame seeds on it... Friend: Not so Exaggeration? It’s the same even when the lights are turned off~~~

Me: Let me tell you, it’s absolutely impossible! Because you have to be scared to death by her appearance before turning off the lights! ! ! Friends: Wear sunglasses before turning off the lights, and take them off after turning off the lights~~~

(The big cold is coming~~~) Me: Real dinosaurs - they are all luminous when the lights are turned off! ! !

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you; the sun for the day; the moon for the night;

and you for ever.