April Fool's Day SMS greetings

1, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violent stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid invincible. April 1 has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

2. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day!

4. What are you good at? You are really different! Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness and you will be romantic; If you like it, you fart; Give some praise and you will praise it; If you like it, you are crazy; April fool's day is afraid of being silly, but I still hope to receive the information. There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day!

5, stupid can be stupid, stupid. Le coke, very happy. Stupid people in the world, people who are sensitive to laughter, people who enjoy coke in the world, stupid people in the world. April Fool's Day is a national entertainment activity. I wish you a wonderful fool and live a comfortable life!

6, buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not require tax; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If a stranger smiles at you after going out in the morning, you will definitely make a fortune. Try it if you don't believe me. After going out, laugh at every stranger you meet. April 1, did you laugh?

8. A little pig held her breath, opened her eyes wide, absorbed, watched, suddenly jumped up and down, occasionally pressed her mobile phone with her paw, pressed it again and again, and said, Ha ha, happy April Fool's Day!

9. It's April Fool's Day. I'll say hello to you. Please have a light meal and treat you well. I won't refuse. Remember the location, walk east at my door 100 meters, and turn right when you see the road. Hehe, that yellow dog has just finished pulling. Stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby. Happy April Fool's Day!