Humorous jokes that amuse boyfriends are suitable for jokes that amuse boyfriends.

1, my ex-girlfriend disliked me for being too thin and ran away with a strong man. Later, I met a big fat girl in the northeast, and we met in the street. My ex-girlfriend keeps challenging my bottom line, and my northeast girlfriend can't stand it anymore. She hit my ex-girlfriend, and my ex-girlfriend was also hit.

2. One of my buddies vowed not to date each other in my life! The reason is that when he was 24 years old, his parents arranged it once, and the result was broken. He came to the hotel early that day, ordered good food and waited for the woman to come. After a while, the door opened, but I didn't know who it was, and then it closed again. Then I heard a sentence from outside the door: "Mom, it seems that he didn't come, and there is an old man inside ..."

3. I lost my mobile phone when I went to the mall. I quickly borrowed a mobile phone to make a phone call. The other party was answered by the mall staff. Let me get my cell phone from them! Seeing the recovered mobile phone, the inner excitement is beyond words. After the staff checked, let me sign the lost and found list. With a list in one hand and a pen in the other, I was so excited that I couldn't even remember my name.

4. I am nearsighted. I usually wear contact lenses. I just got up that day without glasses. My nephew is crying in the room. I hurried to see it, and so did my mother. When my mother picked him up, I saw something dropped, so I hurried to pick it up. The result is warm.

One day, I suddenly found out that I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but no third aunt. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said angrily, your third aunt is your mother!