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1, I am crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and finally I lived alone.

No one wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

4. It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

5. You have feelings and I have desires. As soon as the light is turned off, I will leave.

6. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

8. Youth has never wronged us, but we have wronged youth.

9. When a woman is dry, there will be a dry day, and when a man is bald, there will be a bald day.

10, it is said that ticklish men love their wives and ticklish women love their husbands.

1 1. I wasn't ready when you came to me; When I'm ready, there's someone else with you.

12, employees who don't want to betray their boss are helpless.

14, you lied to me once, lied to me again and believed you for the third time. Because there are stories about wolves.

15, since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms to save your parents' hard-earned money.

16, I want to marry someone who treats me like a princess instead of a prince.

17, I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

Fortunately, I met you, but unfortunately, I missed you

19 fortunately, cremation is a policy now, otherwise your skeleton will excite anthropologists for a while in the future.

20. I have lived for more than ten years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!

2 1, there are three treasures in the lie: everlasting, everlasting, love till old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

22. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks. But how many women can her man refuse for her ~

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

24. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

25. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

26. Don't treat animals that are still dead after a week of bleeding lightly.

27. Never be careless with an army of 4 billion.

28, beauty, you are only suitable for missing, not suitable for meeting.

29, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to Lu Guan period.

30, the sky is gray, pick up the whip and lead.

3 1, if you have nothing to do, it is a pair to kill a pair.

32. I don't have a career line, I only have GEM.

33. Don't be coquettish, be shameless and touch the world.

34. Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

35. Riding a turtle and touching the wires, lightning strikes all the way.

36. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

37. I came to this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

It's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

It's really hard to be a man. Your family is rich and says I don't deserve you, and your family is poor and says you don't deserve her.

40. Failure is not terrible. The key is to see if this failure is a successful mother.

A little funny personality. I knew it.

A little funny personality. I knew it.

1. A bed can't accommodate two men unless there is a man and a woman.

2. Boss, you are really great. I treat you like a human being, and you teach me to bark like a pig.

Meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh.

It's easier to die than to live.

5. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

6. Don't think too much after wrestling, get up first.

7. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas.

8. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

9. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

10. I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

1 1. People can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

12. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

13. If you want to cry, have a good cry. However, after it's over, don't think about it and stop crying.

14. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

15. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

16. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

17. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

18. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

19. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

20. They are all pirated gutter oil. Why should it be genuine?

2 1. If you fail in the exam, you cheat.

22. Life is a leaf of white paper. Finally, I got myself dirty. The most difficult thing is that women, an animal, shed a little blood every month.

23. It's quick for children to admit their mistakes, but it's a damn mistake.

Nothing in this world is reliable, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: shit.

25. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

26. In that distant place, there is a slow sheep. Hehe, I went home for dinner.

27. Hello, everyone. My full English name is "follow your heart" ... my full Chinese name is "coward" ...

28. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

29. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

I said don't do whatever you want, it won't happen again, it will lead to crime.

3 1. Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that sentence: "Be thin!"

32. But gold always shines. There is gold everywhere. I don't know which one I am.

33. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

34. A day is short. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

35. Feelings that are not aimed at marriage are all aimed at raising a wife for others.

36. Twinkling stars, the toilet is really clean. It is placed in the museum as an exhibit, just like your little eyes.

37. It is said that hair is long and knowledge is short, and few nuns and monks have given birth to children with high IQ.

38. Jiangshan is so charming that so many people make fun of it.

39. Why are you staring at me? You think you're a palette?

40. Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

4 1. My future mother-in-law, please let me know your daughter.

42. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

43. I am proud, proud that the earth is still being trampled by me.

44. Yue Lao, can Nima stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down from time to time.

45. I wonder if any of you are like me. You like to close your eyes when you sleep?

46. When I was a child, I often wrote to help my grandmother cross the street. Now think about it, how bold you were!

47. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

48. My face has grown long these days. Why? Because it's photogenic.

49. If you don't work hard when you are young, you will have to drink northwest wind when you are old.

Interesting personality signature

1, copying the highest level of the answer, copying for a long time, digressing.

2. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?

I like transparent and pure things, because my heart is pure.

I have some suggestions for you, which were given to me by others before, but I have never used them anyway.

I wish I could block the news of Tencent, at least it won't make me happy.

6. Holding hands with summer vacation, there is a dog named Homework in the middle.

7. I am not a god, but you can call me a male god.

8. I got rid of the acne, but it came back for revenge.

9. Why does the husband have to earn money to support his family? Please reverse the word husband.

10, the stupidest thing is to be cheap and go to see things that affect your mood.

1 1, you are in my aunt's heart, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

12, the good man is me, I am your boyfriend, and I love you.

13. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

14, at first, we were all children, and in the end, we were all ghosts.

15, human nature is so cool and thin, as long as you get better, you will be willing to give up.

16, without a strong owner, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

17, I'm not crazy, but I've never been normal.

18, can round face blame me? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

19, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

20. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

2 1. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

22. Don't worry about the road you haven't taken, as long as you keep ahead of yourself.

23. If you think I am unhappy, you can turn a blind eye. After all, dogs despise people!

24. When you want to cry, look up at the sky so that tears can flow into your heart.

25. The wind blew me from the goddess to the female nerve.

26. Everyone is mineral water. Why don't you give me a Nongfu Spring?

27. You are my little pride. I can't love you too much!

28, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

29. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

30. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

3 1, every barber can't understand the sentence "trim it a little, not too short"

32. Warm reminder, please manage your own bowl of rice and don't hit other people's bowls.

33. The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

The most annoying thing is to listen to a phone call regardless of everything, but this phone call is rubbish.

If you ignore me again, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

36, take you to force you to fly, take you to the dump.

37. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

38, don't play cool with my sister, my sister is MINUS ten degrees!

Stay with me no matter what.

40. I think it's awesome for a group of people to play team battles. Now is the ability to fill your stomach.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

42. I am not too stupid, but too credulous.

43, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you go online.

44. He said that he likes big breasts, so how many pieces of your abdominal muscles do you have?

45. Boss, I bought vinegar, not soy sauce, but the one in the back.

46. I found that I have special functions. I can tell at a glance every time the wolf pretends to be a sheep.

47. Summer has unconsciously become the season for boys to show their legs.

48. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

49. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

50. You said you lived together, and I'm sure you're not what I want.

5 1, lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

It's okay if you don't like me. I will let my son marry your daughter in the future.

53. Your life is like TIC-tac-toe, both horizontal and vertical.

54. Who said what he said when he was angry was angry? Maybe it's what he's afraid to say.

55. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

56. Lei Feng, I love you. Please pay my phone bill.

I know you left too early. I have to buy her a suitable ticket for you.

58. It's not that I'm turning the corner, it's that your brain cells are failing.

59. I saw a buddy, playing CF, trying to get a sniper and squatting in the shade, and actually squatting out of the screensaver!

60. Men are born of women. Don't break the eggs. Your eggs can't stand being hurt.

6 1. Missing you is my excuse to be in a daze every day.

62. People are like a play, all for the benefit. Why do you have to intrigue and let go?

63. For children who have never seen the world, my sister takes you to the ladies' room to show you the world. .

Honey, let's go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.

65. If you look at me again, take me home!

66. People have backgrounds, so do I..

67. I think bears all over the world look like bears.

68. We agreed to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

69. We are all old and can't always say goodbye.

70. The nearest distance in the world is that mosquitoes can't bear to hit their faces.

7 1. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.

72. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

73. It's good to be a star. You don't have to catch your husband cheating on you. The whole country will help you catch it.

74. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

75. As long as you take a half step towards me, I can't wait to run to you for the remaining 99 and a half steps.

76. If the friendship between the opposite sex can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously moved.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

78. A mobile phone text message like yours has no password and no screen lock. At first glance, no one wants even an ambiguous object.

79. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and use Sophie without two rabbits!

I tell you from my personal experience that you should never stay at home during the summer vacation, or you will be scolded badly.

8 1. Just now, a sister confessed to me, and I refused without hesitation. My appearance is secondary, but how can I be my woman with such poor eyes?

82. The head teacher likes the kind of person who gets good grades, looks ugly, dresses cute, looks naive and pretends to be brilliant without even watching the animation. In fact, it is more insidious than anyone else.

83. Listening to music with headphones today, I found that there was no sound on the left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turns out that I am deaf in my left ear. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.

Funny personality signature daquan

1, women conquer men with stockings. Men conquer banks with silk stockings.

Don't show off your IQ of 25 points.

3. I play computer too much and want to fast-forward watching TV.

Mom said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

5. One day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

6. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

7. Who said that country crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

8. You are so black that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

9. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

10, I want to live until the end of the news broadcast.

1 1, I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart!

12, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

13, if two people are long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

14, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

15, the final damage depends on how itchy your skin is.

16, I used my life to write articles, but later generations used it to assign homework.

17, people are in the city of love, and our city has a power outage.

18, when I suddenly looked back, the class teacher had stood silently at the door of the window.

19. If you don't think about it in the morning, just put on the quilt and take a nap.

20. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

2 1, you should learn from others. Call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

22, the simplest longevity cheats keep breathing, don't die.

23. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

24, usually dare not openly show love and don't like to have a spare tire.

25. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!

26. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

27. Even if life is a tragedy, make a top-grade blue and white porcelain.

28. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law and then breaks the law.

29. Black people don't eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.

30. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.

3 1, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb. Well done, it is called deep.

32. Every successful man's computer desktop always has an icon called Fast Broadcast.

33. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it stopped sucking blood and took fat instead.

34. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

35. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

36. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

The saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher won't check it tomorrow!

39. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

On hearing the bell, a large group of windy children rushed out of the classroom.

4 1. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

42. You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.

43. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

44. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

There are billions of people in the world, but I hate you. I have to say that this is also a kind of fate!

46. You are a good person and a bad person. You were honest with me just to run to her.

47. Tomorrow will be a new day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.

48. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

49. Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but still sleeping for another half an hour.

50. The teacher said don't litter, or I'll throw you out.

5 1, happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

52. I want food, and I want thin food. I can't have both, so I left.

53. Be a troll with temperament, a pervert with hierarchy, and an illiterate with knowledge!

54. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

55. I want to lose weight. I want to roast chicken. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose roast suckling pig instead of both.

56. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, sleep in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.

57. If you can be ugly and obscene, others will not like you, and I don't like you either.

58. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

59. There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither can this; That won't happen either.

60. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; Because you are someone else's mistress.

6 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

62. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of swearing, but I can't help being funny around me!

63. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

64. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

65. I've been thinking about what the first person who found milk drinkable did to the cow!

66. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.

67. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

68. A-mei took the boat at the head, his brother was thick in water and swam fast, with sand fish on his back.

69. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all. .

70. When you see that 1 tree has become 1 exercise book, do you still have the mind to do your homework?

7 1, Buddha said, as long as you have classes in your heart, you won't skip classes anywhere. I had an epiphany.

72. Look at you. Why do you look like a joke!

73. If someone scolds you for having no guts, what should you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.

74. When you find that there are many friends around you, it means that you are useless.

75. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

76. confession of the police uncle: I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please come with me.

77. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.

It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

79. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

80. I don't like pretending, hiding, flattering or me. Go ahead, I won't stop, beg or bother.

8 1, Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

82. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

83. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

84. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.

85. Low-key doesn't mean that I have no light, and kindness doesn't mean that I am weak.

86. Comparing the frost resistance of people in the north and south, it can be concluded that people in the south have high frost resistance figures and people in the north have high frost resistance equipment.

87. Now Tencent simply eats too much soap. Let's talk about what kind of mobile phone this is, which makes us poor people feel embarrassed!

88. It is said that eating fish is smart, and you don't see that you are smart after eating so many fish. Just, just, just put on a little weight.

89. The teacher said: Recently, some students have always said that they are under great pressure. Why? The students thought to themselves: it's not because of you, teacher.