April Fool’s Day jokes

April Fools’ Day jokes

April Fools’ Day is a very happy day. In fact, April Fools’ Day is a traditional folk festival in Western society, but in On this day, we will also make some jokes with our good friends. So, let’s share the sentences of April Fools’ Day jokes below. Sentences of April Fools’ Day jokes 1

1. If you ask me to celebrate April Fools’ Day, I will Let you celebrate Qingming Festival.

2. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. You are not allowed to call the police, or we will fight. Remember not to call the police and remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

3. How do you celebrate April Fool's Day? Let's celebrate it as Qingming Festival.

4. Some people say that Valentine’s Day is April Fool’s Day, because they always tell false love stories; and April Fool’s Day is Valentine’s Day, because someone will use this April Fool’s Day to tell you the truth.

5. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Receiving this message is a pink pig. Deleting this message is an African pig. Replying to this message is a wild boar. Not replying is a Rwandan pig. Saving is a Ukrainian large white pig. .Retweeting is a local little silly pig. Hey, what do you think?

7. Starting from tomorrow, the city government has decided to clear out all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t Say I informed you, remember! No thanks required

8. Don’t play with anyone’s feelings. That only shows that you are a scum and a person who is not worthy of love.

9. Uncle, please lend me a donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

10. April Fool’s Day is not a festival for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.

11. Report: Your sleeping posture is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

12. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and was scolded: What kind of onion are you! She really doesn’t understand appreciation. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom green onions and then pretend to be daffodils!

13. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to confess to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.

14. If you dare to lie to me on April Fool’s Day, I will bury you on Qingming Festival.

15. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you live a life as foolish as water, with abilities exceeding fools, with wealth every month, with foolish efforts, with endless foolish food, and with tea and meals, chatting and laughing, so you are troubled. The foolishness disappears and Happy April Fool's Day!

16. This message is purely harassment message! Warn those who are not asleep to go to sleep! Those who have just fallen asleep turn over and continue to sleep! Those who have slept for a long time get up and go to the toilet. Go to sleep! If you really don’t want to sleep, pick up your phone with me and harass those who want to sleep!

17. If you save this message, you are mentally retarded. If you reply to this message, you are an idiot. If you forward this message, congratulations. , you are still saved, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

18. Starting from April 1st, the wages of all staff in the unit will increase by 40%. Please come from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 1st Finance will receive the shortfall from January to March. I wish you a happy holiday!

19. Monk Sha said: I have eighteen changes, Bajie said: I have thirty-six changes, and Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes. Tang Seng was furious: I didn’t even see you change your phone number on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

20. I once passed by a person countless times. They were all scratched and there were no sparks.

21. Career will not be based on "foolishness", and love will never be based on "foolishness". You will often reap the benefits of "foolishness" and make money year after year. There is "foolishness", and good luck will end with "foolishness" every day. Wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

22. On April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess to is that I really like you.

23. On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a Happy Rabbit to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a Happy Rabbit to accompany you to happiness and sweetness.

Foolish words come on April Fool's Day, it's up to you, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

24. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will grow old, if the moon is traceless, the moon will be round, if the river is intentional, it will be inexhaustible, if you are unintentional, No matter what! It’s the first day of eternity that I know you, I like you one more day than forever, and playing with you is the source of my happiness all day long. Happy April Fool’s Day!

25. I’m not afraid of someone confessing to you on April Fool’s Day , I'm afraid you will agree.

26. The little donkey said to the donkey’s mother: Mom, as soon as April Fool’s Day came, some donkeys sent me malicious text messages. Should I reply or not? The donkey’s mother said: Don’t be fooled, it’s the pig who replies. , it’s a donkey, so we won’t!

27. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool’s Day, I will let anyone not celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day!

28. If you love the wrong person, you will spend every day It's April Fool's Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

29. I confess that I have three intentions for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, truly touch you, and care for you. Second meaning: Your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will conscientiously carry out half-hearted efforts to the end.

30. Hello, we are the admissions office of Fool’s College. After repeated inspections, we have decided to admit you as a student of our college on April Fool’s Day. Tuition is exempted and food and accommodation are included. Your student number is: 20150401. The scientific name is: Foolish Ichiro!

31. China Mobile Communications users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as possible. The phone returns to normal after several attempts. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Today's children prefer Valentine's Day for breakups and April Fool's Day for confession.

33. Don’t confess your love to me on April Fool’s Day, I’m afraid I’ll believe it.

34. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

35. It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! I told you it’s okay, but you still press your butt! April Fool's Day joke sentences 2

1. I love you, my dear, I love you forever. I hope you will always smile and be happy.

2. I am locked in the world of mortals. I only look back and smile lightly. I will live up to my lovesickness in this life.

3. Sometimes people are so strange. They won’t say a word even after being greatly wronged, but they burst into tears when they hear words of comfort.

4. When I met you, my world was no longer filled with stars and seas, because the moment I met you again, all the stars turned into dust.

5. The person who loves you will sometimes be like a child, and sometimes be like a stern instructor.

6. If you are a miracle, I would like to be the book that records you!

7. A boy’s hug makes a girl feel that he is the safest harbor. A girl’s hug Let the boy think it is his sweetest possession.

8. Are you thinking of me? Otherwise, why would my ears always have a fever!

9. In this long life, we should not be afraid of the unknown and should not worry about the past. , wait with a smile and be the best you can be.

10. Let me tell you a story. It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I miss you.

11. I overheard you telling God that you would not marry me unless I was there, so I decided not to betray God.

12. No matter what it is, whether it is big or small, whether it is related to you or not, I want to tell you.

13. You suddenly appeared, still looking like a peach blossom, half ashamed and half happy, which made my heart beat as before. Helpless, it's just a dream.

14. Who are you, the pen-tip boy who thinks about you day and night, turning into songs in the desolate road of Jue City.

15. I really love you, say it out loud, let this sentence be filled with hot emotions, and welcome you and me to a better tomorrow.

16. Use your name and my surname to create this story, and you will have no worries from now on. The story is plain, but you are enough in it!

17. I am not bragging, If you fall in love with me, it will definitely be the sweetest thing.

18. You are the joy, anger, sorrow and joy, you are the joy, you are the remote control of my mood.

19. If the whole world treats you with ill will, I will tell you the love words of my previous life.

20. I sprinkled a pinch of salt into the universe. If you can’t fall asleep before three o’clock, I will eat a small salt-baked planet tonight.

21. When people always want to cry, you will always use your hands to quietly heal my wounds without letting others know.

22. For you, I have broken off relationships with so many people. As a result, when you are gone, they are gone too.

23. I love you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because the sun was very sunny that day and you wore a shirt that I love.

24. Please give me an admission ticket for your life, and I can get full marks in your world.

25. My love for you is like a set of real numbers. Whether you are reasonable or unreasonable, I tolerate them all.

26. Let us love let nature take its course and bear all the joys and sorrows together.

27. Love is a responsibility. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, it’s because I already have you and don’t want to meet someone better.

28. Newton discovered that everything has gravity, and I find that you are attractive to me.

29. You can’t hear the sound in text messages, and you can’t see expressions on calls. If I say I miss you, will you drop everything to hug me.

30. I only have longing and aftertaste, and I really want to say goodbye to you.

31. After waiting for a long time, you only replied with "hmm". I also want to reply to you instantly, but what do you want me to say?

32. When I was young, I wanted to talk a lot. I fell in love for the first time, and when I met you when I grew up, I realized that being in love with you for a lifetime is not enough.

33. I don’t regret anything I have done in this life, but if there is an afterlife, I will never fall in love with you again.

34. I like that culture so much, but I will never be your sweetheart.

35. When you are angry, it is a fire, when I cry, it is a flood. Only the two of us together are harmless.

36. If you like another girl once, I will think you have cheated.

37. How much should I love you, so much that I miss you every minute.

38. When I see you, your heart beats faster, but your mood gets worse. I dream about you. Time flies too fast. Is it a long wait to have you?

39. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are coming from the sky. When we meet, many lovers underground pray for eternal love.

40. I am the last passer-by on your road, the last spring, the last snow, and the last battle for survival.

41. There will always be someone who can see the light in your eyes, and I want to grow with you.

42. Time is a matchmaker, youth is a job. If you are a good time, I am willing to be a beautiful scenery.

43. When guests come in, gold hairpins slip out of socks. He walked away shyly, leaned against the door and looked back, sniffing the green plums. April Fool's Day joke sentences 3

1. Time is really strange. Due to the recent strong ions in the sun, there will be no signal when making phone calls under the sun. Don't panic. Please use another phone when making phone calls. Raise one hand high above your head to block the sun! Remember, the higher the better!

2. Special reminder, there are five types of people to beware of today: those who invite you to dinner if you have nothing to do, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say the boss is looking for you Yours, the one who asks you to attend meetings, always smiles at the phone. Are you still laughing? I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

3. I hope you can rest happily, work happily, sleep happily, wake up happily, and in short, be happy in everything you do. Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone in the world is envious of you!

4. Your voice came from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It’s you! It’s really you. !You were with an old man. I ran over excitedly and said, "Master, let me borrow the donkey."

5. I’m waiting for you at the door of your house. I have a lot of things in my hand. I’m ready with food and entertainment. I’m ready to have a good night. Come and greet me. Don’t hesitate to see if I’m interesting enough. . I want to send you happiness. I am sitting to the west when you enter. Why? Because you have to do something. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. Whether the quality of the blessing is high depends on the reading effect: if you waste a few seconds after reading it carefully, your articulation will be clearer, your eyes will be straight, your mouth will not be crooked, and your IQ will not be zero.

Use it on April Fool's Day, the effect is the best! My dear, the effect is good!

7. You are born with a whirlpool in your head, a black face with no visible fingers, you hide your face with two vegetable leaves, and you are in trouble. Chickens flew and dogs barked, and the beauty was dumbfounded when she saw it. He considers himself the boss of a beggar gang and is actually admitted to a mental hospital. If you don’t agree with this, see you on April Fool’s Day!

8. The water knows the depth of the fish; God knows the freedom of the bird; Nature knows the happiness of the insect; I know your happiness. I know: You must be giggling in silence, your holiday is coming, Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Buddha said, you are destined to me. I said, I have no chance with you. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, how can you understand? I said, things are mutually reinforcing each other, and I am destined to have no fate with you! Second brother, just give up this intention, Amitabha, I will not take you to eat KFC !

10. You are so worth cherishing, but I have never cared about it. When your beautiful figure suddenly disappeared into the turbulent sea of ??people, I suddenly realized that I couldn't live without you. Salt. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

11. It's so strange and strange, seven turtles are playing disco, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Qi, and three mice are Shooting Level 3, two crabs doing Tai Chi, and a little pig reading information! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. On this day every year, fools don't care, they just trick you into laughing. You don't realize when you are deceived, you just laugh at yourself for being stupid. Friends joke together and dance with joy. On April Fool's Day, I hope my friends will forgive you for being poor and happy!

13. Let me tell you good news. Your boss wants to promote you, give you a raise, give you a car, give you great power, and give you a lot of power. for you. Sorry, I started talking in my sleep again. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. To say you are not beautiful is to lie to you; to say you are unreasonable is to misunderstand you; to say you are not gentle is no reason at all; to say you are not smart is absolutely no reason. reason. I give you all the good things, but it’s a pity that today is April Fool’s Day, so be happy too.

15. Others have big bunches of roses, but I am short of money. I only have a pot of cactus, so I hold it and muster up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!" Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying, and I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I will neither beat you nor scold you. You, I torture you with my emotions. Ha, Happy April Fool's Day!

17. The city's weather forecast: The temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be level 5 to 6, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds citizens to keep warm when traveling at night and be careful of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. The sky would not be blue without you, and the earth would not turn without you; you are our pride, and it is you who make this holiday more perfect; at this moment, I send you I’m here to send you a congratulatory message and wish you a bright smile on your holiday: Happy April Fool’s Day!

19. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I am afraid that once I say it, we will Not even friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Money is what I want, and emotion is what I want. You can't have both. You give up money and get emotion. "Foolish" is what I want, and bear's paw is also what I want. You can't have both, so give up bear's paw and take "foolish". April Fool's Day is here, everyone beware of being "cheated"!

21. When you are upset, you don't disturb me; when you miss me, you kiss my ear; when you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: mobile phone.

22. Being wise and foolish is a kind of cultivation, helping "people" for pleasure is a kind of thought, being high-spirited and "honest" is a state, being outspoken and "quick" is a kind of mind, Being silly on April Fool's Day is an extremely bourgeois attitude towards life.

23. A bag of warm and fragrant five flavors, a bag of sweet and sticky, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon horse spirit, a box of apples safe and sound, a basket of Coke happy, plus I wish you all the best wishes, and wish all the "foodies" who received the message a happy April Fool's Day!

24. To commemorate the anniversary of Yu Gong's removal of the mountains, the theme of April Fool's Day this year is determined to be: Learn from Comrade Yu Gong. If you forward this topic, you can increase the fool index and be awarded the title of modern foolish old man.

Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

25. Since I have known you so far, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Apart from you, everyone else is just a pile of shit in my eyes, but you don't Same, because you are...two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Today is April Fool's Day. It's a fluke not to be fooled. It's an honor to be fooled. It's reassuring not to be fooled. If you are fooled, you should be happy. I wish you can be "foolish" with ease at work, have "foolishness" in your abilities, live like a "foolish" person, and be a "foolishly" quick fool!

27. Usually sleep in, and mess around in management. , run away when seeing people, and shout when there is a sound. It scares you, it’s so funny when you think about it, my friend, don’t look at it, dogs bite ‘rats’ and are meddling in other people’s business. April Fool's Day is here, may you be happy and smile!

28. Fool's trick: Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original filling, take out the toothpaste and squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake , and then put it in a prominent place, and people will naturally come to taste it.

29. Don’t fool me. I’m just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, you must live a good life. Brother “Fool”, I wish you a fool-proof and stress-free work, and a wise life without a temper. It’s a blessing to be fooled by all the people on April Fool’s Day!

30. You can’t find a person who will be pretty if you give him a little praise, and you won’t be able to find a person who will be satisfied with a little praise. You will still be stupid if you are fooled by your friends on April Fool’s Day. ’s smile: It’s great to be fooled! Happy April Fool’s Day!