I will be an onion in my next life, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

1. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to earth for development.

2. You can’t even cheat, so how can you trust me as a teacher? You enter society.

3. During class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to yell at him... It said: Are you there?

4. Skillfully using "none of my business" and "none of your business" can save 80% of your life.

5. Every time I take the exam papers home, the first thing I do is to put on cotton pants and face the storm.

6. My love for you will last until the finale of the Xinwen Network.

7. What’s wrong with my flat chest? Don’t you know that I am the reason why our school is stable?

8. Reading in normal times is a desire for knowledge, while reading before an exam is a desire to survive.

9. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt.

10. Life is like a bowl of hot and sour soup. Between sour and spicy Find balance and happiness in it.

11. Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much weight I can gain if I eat one more pill

12. In fact, I wasn’t short before, but I just shrunk after taking frequent showers.

13. Some people say that love makes a person humble and love makes a person lose himself.

14. Don’t be nervous, I am the only normal person in the mental hospital.

15. The so-called sleepers can be summarized in one word: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

16. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more depressing than the anxiety.

17. Gold always shines, but you, a piece of glass, can only reflect light!

18. The so-called low-key is just a low-profile and high-profile.

19. Promise to Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again, I will pinch the flowers.

20. A good horse will never turn back to eat grass, unless it is a rotten fairy grass

21. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching the movie. Ghost movie.

22. Don’t compete with me. Although I can’t act coquettishly, I can wrestle.

23. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon"

24. You think about others too complicatedly because you also Not simple

25. I do have a conscience, but I usually keep it in the safe

26. People who say good night and go to bed are often still feeling guilty half an hour later 丶

27. Cats and tigers, please let them give birth to a daughter and let me see it°

28. Heartless, you can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a human being Not tired.

29. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

30. Gather together those who love to shake their legs and give each of them a sewing machine

31. I have never told you my true identity. In fact, I am Snow White.

32. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself long ago.

33. Three feet of ice does not come in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen do not come in a day.

34. When you have been in contact with someone for a long time. You will find all kinds of shortcomings in him

35. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.

36. Gradually, gradually, some people become mean.

37. I plan to get a haircut, but my bangs are shaking so hard that my neck feels crooked.

38. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

39. Damn it, why can’t homework be “copied” and “pasted” like a computer?

40. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. Let me tell you, you think too much.

41. It’s not that I don’t want to lose weight, I’m just afraid of rebounding.

42. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

43. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Lao Tzu said: Confucius is right.

44. Eat steamed buns. Nibble on pickles. Use the remaining money to fall in love.

45. The business girl does not know the hatred of losing her country and does her homework all day long.

46. When I was a child, I would cry when something sad happened to me. Growing up, I would laugh when this happened.

47. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.

48. The highest state of being able to help yourself: Support the wall to get in and support the wall to get out. Funny space talk: My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it

1. What does an exam look like? An exam looks like Sprite. . Why? Because my heart is high before the exam and my heart is cold after the exam.

2. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously, just to help the top students at the bottom.

3. Teacher, can we change the teaching method? For example, through dreaming.

4. A large number of prodigal women have made Jack Ma what he is today. Jack Ma has supported thousands of courier men. The money earned by the courier men through hard work has returned to the hands of the prodigal women. Use it to become Jack Ma!

5. I can tell a lot of stories, ranging from suitable for all ages to not suitable for children!

6. Tell me what kind of fruit you like to eat. Washed fruit, peeled fruit, cut fruit.

7. When I was a child, I often thought about whether I would go to Peking University or Tsinghua University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, it turns out that I thought too much.

8. Just say you like it based on a photo, damn! Do you think you are on Taobao?

9. Common problems among teachers nowadays: Favoring top students and corporally punishing students , sudden interrogation disorder, various procrastination syndromes, teacher, why did you give up treatment?

10. The purpose of installing mirrors in the school stairs is to tell us: If you are ugly, you should study more.

11. People like me who don’t even know a few famous brands sometimes don’t even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

12. iPhones have become thinner, iPads have become thinner, Oreos have become thinner, and even emotions have become thinner. When will you become thinner, Mr. Zuoyong?

13. I don’t have a heart for masturbating, but God gave me the body of an aunt.

14. Some boys don’t even know what a girl’s personality is like. They say they like her just by looking at a photo. This is not called liking her, this is called buying food.

15. I want to go to the toilet to calm down. Eating shit will not solve the problem.

16. What’s wrong with being short? What’s wrong with being short? What’s wrong with being short? What’s wrong with being short? I’m short I guarantee you won’t be able to hold your head up when you see me, I’m so proud.

17. I hate the nonsense that tells me why you gave up treatment, making me feel like there is still hope.

18. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

19. I saw the goddess online today, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay? Oh my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I pressed He endured his excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished fucking?

20. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, not my sleeping heart.

21. I think it is a rogue behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone.

22. Many things are accomplished by eating enough, such as losing weight.

23. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

24. You don’t need too many good friends, just two are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to beat him to death.

25. The most beautiful words are not that I love you but that you have lost weight.

25. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

27. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, please buy me a coat.

28. Just forget about scolding you, but you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

29. Life is short, you must be sexy.

30. First line: Maybe it seems; Second line: But it may not be impossible.

31. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

32. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

33. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can lead him away.

34. The oath was just a momentary gaffe

35. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

36. Cough! Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

37. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

38. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the human world.

39. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.

40. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want. Classic sentences describing tears

This is probably the most beautiful movie I have ever seen. Yes, the word "mei" is not wrong. "Drunk". I like this subtle and tender, delicate and soft way of expression. All expressions of surprise, joy, shyness, emotion, and even confusion are derived from real emotions. Two shots that linger. The letter was cautious: Did he really write his own name on the library card? A tearful cry: How are you? I am fine. A late confession, persistent, pure, touching but not hurtful. "Love Letter" is related to love and happiness, even if it has nothing to do with me.

I hope that we can all choose to be a bright person, like the refreshing wind in the mountains, like the warm light of the ancient city. With tears in our eyes, we still have kindness in our hearts. When we are alone, we have the courage to move forward, and the courage to reunite after being broken. All that has been lost. , there will be another way to meet again

I have a lot of helplessness, a lot of confusion, a lot of questions, a lot of likes, but when I think of you, I burst into tears. ----Li Yuefu "On the Bus"

The moment I burst into tears, I felt that I was still alive

‖I saw his tears, the executioner's knife was too fast, When the head falls to the ground, the person is still conscious. I saw him kneeling in the crowd with tears streaming down his face. In the audience, there were countless dignitaries and men from rich families who had their heads broken trying to steal her flower slips. They came to witness her death. A firework went out. The audience dispersed in a hurry. In the end, it was he who was willing to cry for her. It turns out that peach blossoms are not just following the water and being ruthless. If I had known this, when we first met, I would have prayed for a priceless treasure. It is rare to find a man with a heart. I don’t know if I can hide or not, it’s fate. ‖ ---- "Yu Xuanji"

Sometimes I feel depressed, can't sleep, and burst into tears because of some things. But I never thought about committing suicide, never bought sleeping pills, and never suppressed my crying. Just let nature take its course and everything will be fine. ----The Cat Lost in the Forest

When you fall in love with someone you shouldn't love, you listen to it in an infinite loop in the dead of night, without words, your face bursts into tears. There will always be that one person in your life who will make you Remember, the one I love can do whatever I want. I regard him as a naughty child and try my best to keep him. However, life is like this. He will always live according to his own wishes. I am like a madman, day and night. The night is muddled, tossing and turning, recalling everything that belongs to us, the beautiful, sad, memories with tears and smiles, and tell myself, I really loved you, really truly!

You think I am happy and relieved. Little did I know that I was already in tears on the other side. Nothing hurts more than heartache. You love me a little bit. I'm sorry for hurting you so many times and lying to you so many times. If we can reconnect, I would like to be a good friend for life. A sincere good friend. Send Miaomiao

I remember that on the day we parted, you stood on the roadside with tears in your eyes. I also held back the tears that flowed down my face. Even though I knew we would never see each other again, I still smiled bitterly and said we were destined to see each other again. I didn’t want to say goodbye to the horizon. Farewell is so close before my eyes. You will eventually reach your other shore. I I am also destined to find a pure land

When I recall those past times, I just burst into tears and feel sorry for myself. The so-called growth is nothing more than going through those experiences, gradually hardening one's heart, and then putting on a mask and a false smile.

I still remember reading this passage in a book: In the final analysis, it is not whether two people who have been cared for since childhood and have never seen the suffering in the world slowly overcome their long-lasting feelings for the other person. Inertia, smoothing the edges and corners, growing up slowly in the impetuous adolescence. After reading this article, I felt like I was being stabbed with countless sharp knives, as if I heard sounds that I had never heard before, ringing in my ears. Looking at the author's name again, an unspeakable pain washed over me like a flood. Unknowingly, I burst into tears and smiled in my tears. The name of this article is: We have all given our sincerity, but in the end we lost to our youth.

You haven’t seen me drying my hands and replying immediately because you sent me a message while I was taking a shower; you haven’t seen me holding on despite being very sleepy, just waiting for you to say good night. You've never seen the way I smiled and told you it's okay, I'm fine even though I've cried so much that I'm fine; you've never seen it, so you don't understand, maybe it's not that you don't understand, it's just that you feel it because you don't like it. Until

when I love you, you turn a blind eye. Accompanied by a beautiful woman, your smile is like a flower; when I left, you regretted it. Loneliness accompanies me, and I burst into tears.

In the third year when the cherry blossoms were falling, I collapsed on the bank of the West River. You numbly raised the cold sword in your hand. I watched the cherry blossoms flourish in despair. I clearly heard the call of the ninety-nine undead under the cherry blossom trees. Your vow has finally come true, and my blood has become the final memorial. But you will never understand that there is someone behind you on the banks of the West River who has put down the sword in her hand ninety-nine times, listening to the cries of the innocent souls, and bursting into tears just because she can't forget it. That year, when the cherry blossoms fell by the West River, someone blinked innocently

Drunk people raised their glasses and said with tears that they had no regrets in their youth.

Because he was retired, so he used this as a revenge battle? He didn't. Because of the inseparable relationship with Excellent Era, do you have complicated emotions? Neither did he. Yes, that's it, there is no good or bad, it seems ruthless, but it is treating glory and the game with such a loyal attitude. This is the number one God of Glory that Chen Guo sees in his eyes. Based on this, Chen Guo feels that she is not unfair at all for being a fan of him for so many years. This is a person who is truly worthy of admiration because he can do things that others cannot. For example, Chen Guo, although she understands these principles and agrees with this attitude, she cannot do it herself. She was completely unable to face Excellent Era with a normal heart. Thinking of Excellent Era's various actions against Ye Qiu, she wished that Excellent Era would be tortured a hundred times by Xingxin, and then she would line up and kneel on the sidelines to confess with tears streaming down her face. ----"Full-time Master"

For a long time, I don't know how long it was, I looked at the excited crowd and the dormitory across the building, thinking that others couldn't see it, so I didn't stop. The naked man on the curtain looks at the crowded yet arranged light under the black curtain in the distance, and looks at the starless sky. When you are alone, it is the eternally lonely moon that reminds you of the past and future, life and death. But in the end we will all find that a person's days will pass, and when you recall that balcony, that night sky, and those crowds, you will burst into tears. However, you once knew that the naked man was the happiest, at least in his eyes, he had never been seen.

If you forget, you will forget. If you are drunk, you will be drunk. Why bother thinking about him every day? Why bother to shed tears every day? Why not forget him every day?

I will never forget him. I can’t forget you, not how much I love you, but there will never be such a person again who makes me burst into tears just by recalling you

Love is a wordless song, the song has no tune, but it makes me cry. People burst into tears.

A pair of hands that could make people burst into tears appeared before her eyes. Ye Xiu's hands. The hands looked very thin, the fingers were slender, and the joints were not as thick as those of ordinary men, but they were also very clear. The fingertips are very thin, and the nails are neatly and neatly trimmed, which is seriously inconsistent with this guy's somewhat slovenly appearance. Chen Guo was not someone who her opponents paid much attention to initially, but then a girl with nice-looking hands came to the Internet cafe, and she gradually started to pay attention to her due to her influence. At this time, he was severely shocked by Ye Xiu's hands. Her hands were perfect, and the sound she made was like music. But looking at Ye Xiu's left hand beating on the keyboard, Chen Guo could only feel one thing: her hand speed was so slow. ----Ye Xiu's "Full-time Master"

I burst into tears when I saw the loneliness in the distance.

When you turned around, were you already in tears?

A man who worked in Xingtang was not long married. He drank with some friends and fell unconscious after being drunk. After being carried home, his wife tried various methods to sober him up, but to no avail, so she called his colleagues to ask. Colleagues said, you shout: Check the post! My wife was confused, but she did as she was told. Unexpectedly, before the voice fell, the man jumped up, full of energy, and shouted: I didn't sleep, I just lay down for a while, the leader should stop punishing me! My wife was in tears at this time. It turns out that it is not easy for her husband to support the family! To the friends who have dedicated their youth and blood in Xingtang——"Working in Xingtang"

Whether there is hatred, dissatisfaction, grievance, sadness or joy, excitement, happiness, and emotion in my heart, I will never do it again Yelling wildly, bursting into tears or dancing with joy. It’s not that I’m not good at expressing, but I’ve changed my way of expressing myself.

How many times have I smiled and shook my head and said it didn’t matter, but then turned around and burst into tears.

Let’s talk about it when we get back. Then, then what. I healed first. Put on some clothes and be careful not to catch a cold. Wardrobe? No, just put the clothes in the space ring. That Wenren Zihan, come with me. The domineering and arrogant words flashed past my ears again and again. For a moment, I missed you like a spring and burst into tears. Even though I was a proud man, I couldn't restrain those feelings. The shoulders are shaking, the tears are pouring down, and the eyes are filled with tears. Is this love? It’s so mysterious! Hai Yan, where are you? Where are you! Wenren Zihan shouted in his heart. ----Zilong Haiyan Paishi's "Makai Lingyan"

One second I was still thinking about it, and the next second I was bursting with tears. We didn't say goodbye that year, and now we are already drifting apart.

Across the world, time flies, I plant myself in the clouds and drift in the wind; I have never burst into tears because of the flying eagles in the sky, nor will I regret missing the scorching peach blossoms in Shannan. I just occasionally feel helpless about my own growth. ----"Middle School Student Expo"

May you take charge of your own life and be a queen, and treat all beautiful things kindly. Not only is the king enough to attract you on the outside, but the heart is strong enough to withstand any sadness. You are moved to tears by small things. Understand and thank those who pointed out your bad habits and quietly correct them. Just to be a better version of yourself. Never let go of your dreams, otherwise time will forget you. You are sober, honest, kind and responsible. You must also become outstanding. Taoli. If you don't say anything, you will create your own trouble. May you meet a better self, my queen, train your own queen heart to describe the tears in your face

1. Yes, it is really still crying, and there are no tears because it has flowed into heart.

2. My sister was lying prone on the bed, her whole body twitching, and her suppressed and painful sighs seemed to be extracted with difficulty from the depths of her soul, and spread throughout the room, weaving a thread. A dark blue sadness. The light also became hazy and faint.

3. Even the best preservatives in the world cannot make youth and love immortal.

4. A heart belongs to one person. What is fairness in love? The love is deep, the hurt is deep, there is no unfairness in love. Falling in love with someone you shouldn't love is a sigh that will last forever. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears.

5. Without me holding the light for you, would you feel sad on the way home?

6. Tears fell from my eyes one by one. I didn’t want to dry them or stop crying. Soon, the jeans were wet. The deep and light colors smiled at me with a dark and mocking aura.

7. Crying does not mean that I surrender; taking a step back does not mean that I admit defeat; letting go does not mean that I give up; smiling does not mean that I am happy!

8. Afterwards, when she looked up, I found that her eyes were red, her nose was red, and her face was red from crying, and it was full of tears. Anyone who saw it would know that she had just cried a lot.

9. Forget your favorite song and tie my eyes, are you happy? I will never be sad again, don’t underestimate me. If you can't survive it, just sing a song. Although it is a sad song, the voice is a bit shaky. It’s much better than you, and I’m still very happy. I won't be sad. Don't underestimate me. If you can't stand it, burn the letter you wrote. Forget your favorite song and tie my eyes. I can't shed tears, but I'm still very happy.

10. Sometimes crying is not because you are sad.

If you miss something, you will miss it forever. People will change. You can keep an unchanging promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.

11. When your tears can’t help but flow out, open your eyes wide and don’t blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to blurry, and your heart will change when the tears fall. That moment of clarity!

12. The fate is gone and the fate is gone forever; the sadness will never end; the longing will become a disease and we will be separated forever; the tears will be thin when you open your eyes and close them.

13. She covered her eyes with her trembling hands. After a long time, she slowly moved away. She felt that one second was like spending the entire spring, summer, autumn and winter.

14. The wind is strong and cold tonight, and the tears are always dried before they fall. Sure enough, a girl like me is not even allowed to cry.

15. The heart is as simple as Jane. In the indifferent world, I only hope to have a sincere heart. I am also willing to make friends around me, get together, and make romantic appointments. However, I only need two or three branches to enjoy it. Give each other free space in a timely manner, and you will breathe in the cool breeze blowing from the mountains, with a hint of the fragrance of wild chrysanthemums.

16. Only when the tears flowed down did I realize that separation is another kind of understanding.

17. When I miss you, memories are the only medicine to accompany me through the long dark night. With a cup of strong tea, my thoughts melt into the bitter tea, and the light and flying green leaves are my flying thoughts. Only in such a night, in such a bitterness, did I realize that missing me is also bitter.

18. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If it's still rain after rain, if it's still sad after sadness. Please allow us to face the separation calmly. Smile and look for an impossible you!

19. Looking at the host in the distance, I closed my eyes and wondered where she was. I could not relieve her pain. The wind blew across my cheeks, leaving dry tears. I cried too!

20. The first step is to look up. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears flowed into my heart.

21. How can I not be sad, and how can I comfort myself? You can deceive your eyes, but you cannot deceive your heart. The one who secretly misses you. There was a time when I could no longer control my messy emotions.

22. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed did not fool me. I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to use my whole world in exchange for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking.

23. People who are truly in pain are shedding tears that others cannot know behind their smiling faces.

24. The heart becomes clear and clear the moment the tears fall! Love for a long time becomes a habit; pain for a long time becomes a mark; hate for a long time becomes a burden.

25. Getting something is always what you want most.

26. The sand along the coast gathers on the shore. I fantasize about seeing the blue sea and sky, I fantasize about hearing the surging waves, I fantasize about feeling the sea breeze blowing on my face. Bury yourself in it and release your uncontrollable thoughts.

27. Some people will always be engraved in our memory. Even if we forget his voice, his smile, and his face, the feeling every time I think of him is That will never change!

28. Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, eyes wide open, tears condensed like crystals.

29. Two sloping roads, the next station is destined not to have each other. The bedside lamp, as dim as an old photo, freezes everything. Grief no longer needs words. Tired of closing your eyes and having insomnia, is it because I am running around in your dreams?

30. If you love someone, you will inevitably lose tears; if you are loved by someone, you will always earn his tears.