Asking for funny harassing text messages

1. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have covered the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

2. The Yangtze River is fighting floods, so you command it yourself. You go to the dam, tear off a small bag of white objects and throw them into the gap, and the flood will soon subside. You shout with your arms: Anle sanitary napkin, super suction! Lock the moisture! Don't reveal it!

Donor: Hello! We are the Tibetan Buddhist Committee. When you receive this message, we have deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this bureau grants you the highest legal number-mental retardation.

Dusk is like wine, autumn wind blows willow gently, and chrysanthemums have been defeated for a long time. Where are you going? It was cold for a long time, but you didn't add clothes. Dogs are not allowed in the city, and the owner didn't hit you. You can call me at ease, so I don't have to worry all the time!

I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Looking from the face, the screen shows 5 yuan, pig head!

Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

When you are in a bad mood, you can say to yourself in the mirror, "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" so that you will feel better! ! But don't do this kind of thing often, because lying often is not good.