Couples talk and laugh in classical Chinese.

1. Couple humorous dialogue Couple humorous dialogue:

Wife: Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. Who is chatting with you? Husband: The Yellow River has its own clarification day, just an ordinary colleague. Wife: Qian Shan has nothing to do. Isn't WeChat nonsense over? Husband: At sunrise, flowers in the river are better than fire.

We never talk nonsense. Wife: It used to be difficult to cross the sea. You two must be having an affair. Husband: Amber forever, who will cheat you? Wife: The Yellow River is far away from the white clouds. Why is the chat record deleted?

Husband: There is another village. Don't take online chatting seriously. Wife: Spring breeze is green, Jiang Nanan. It's just a lie to me. Husband: Wildfire never devours them. Why don't you believe it? Wife: However, when China had our friendship, I didn't believe you.

Husband: the vast grass on the plain, forget it if you don't believe it. Wife: The road is hard to get through. It's not over yet. Husband: I smile at the sky with a horizontal knife. what do you want to do? Wife: The Great Wall won't fall. Go to your office to find her.

Husband: No one in the world knows a gentleman. Can you calm down? Wife: 3,000 cosmetics are colorless, and we really can't live. Husband: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Be reasonable. Wife: the world of mortals and waves is boundless,

Never go to my bed again. Husband: Dongfang doesn't go with Zhou Lang. It just goes out for cleaning. Wife: No money when you go out. Husband: The apes on both sides of the strait keep crying. I have a small vault.

Wife: Wash yourself before going out. Don't take it with you. Husband: Cut the grass at noon and marry a tigress. Wife: Good car and good baby. You deserve to marry me.

2. Couple's funny conversation 1, shopping, girlfriend: Oh, my feet are so sour.

Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon? 2. W: You are so excellent that you will be liked by more and more people. What should I do? M: I like it. Recently, I worked overtime until midnight every day, and my colleague Xiao Zhang drove me home.

I jokingly said to my boyfriend, aren't you worried that Xiao Zhang will come to see me off every night? Boyfriend said: Why not worry? If people don't see you off one day, I won't have to pick you up in the cold. 4. What would you do if I hugged you? Woman: resist! Man: What would you do if I kissed you? Woman: Resist.

Man: If I ... Woman: Is it over? After all, a woman's strength is limited. Every time she goes to the street, she will go to the clothing store to try on her coat. Try not to buy it.

Enjoy it. Ask him: What are you doing? He said: shopping guide mm will make me wear clothes, and I like the feeling of reaching out for this kind of clothes.

It is said that his fierce girlfriend called him to bring her clothes when she got up in the morning. 6, the little comma was dumped by his girlfriend, heartbroken.

Friend comfort: forget it, forget her, it's no big deal! The little comma cried: I can't forget it. I bought her a lot of things, all on installment. 7. My boyfriend and I were walking in the community and saw a couple hugging each other.

I said enviously, it's too sweet. Please give me a hug. My boyfriend looked around and pulled me into his arms: the hug was cold and warm.

8. W: Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me? Man: How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar? How can there be sweet memories without sweet words? .

3. QQ chat and humorous dialogue between lovers, this must be what you want.

Man: Talk? Woman: No.

M: Why? Woman: Busy.

Man: What are you up to? Woman: Play.

Man: What game? Woman: Games.

Man: What game? Woman: It's fun.

Man: What's funny? Woman: annoying.

M: Talk to me if you are bored. Woman: Get out.

Man: The floor is dirty. Woman: Shit.

Man: This is your shoulder. Woman: You want to die.

M: "Death" is on page 96 1 in the dictionary. Woman: dizzy.

M: I have something for dizziness. Woman: I took it.

Man: I don't feel dizzy after taking the medicine. Female: Big Brother.

Man: I know your sister. Woman: Please.

M: Goodbye, don't take it off. Woman: I'm going crazy.

Male: I call 120 female: You are a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious. Woman: Is that still alive?

Man: You will have a better life with me. Female: 5

M: 35 cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to health.

Woman: Go to hell.

M: I'm in an Internet cafe. I'm not dead, am I?

Woman: Please leave me alone.

M: Well, tell me the phone number and I won't say anything.

W: Why do you need a number?

M: I'll send you a message.