Xiaoming humorous joke story

1, Xiaoming is a junior and has no girlfriend. Egged on by his dormitory buddies, he decided to go after a girl he had long admired.

One day, he saw the girl walking alone on the playground and followed her. Xiao Ming is very anxious because he doesn't know how to speak.

Seeing the girl getting farther and farther away from him, he had to pick up something from the ground and catch up and say, "Miss, did you drop this brick?"

Before getting married, he gently said to me: Marry me, you are a very important part of my life.

After marriage, I asked him: What part of his life am I? He gave me a look and pointed to his. Six fingers ~ ~ ~

3. "Do you believe in the saying' Love is eternal'?"

"Of course, but only if couples are constantly changing."

4. One night, the wife couldn't wait to hug her husband: "Honey, I think …" The husband didn't even look at his wife, holding a newspaper in his hand.

So, the wife became angry from embarrassment.

The next day, her husband was reading the newspaper again. She wore a sexy red bathing suit and walked around in front of her husband, but he still didn't look at her.

On the third day, she changed into a blue bathing suit, but her husband still didn't even look up.

On the fourth day, the wife stood naked in front of her husband. At this time, the husband finally looked up and said, "The day before yesterday, you wore a red bathing suit, which was really beautiful and sexy. You wore a blue bathing suit yesterday, which was also very beautiful. Why is this transparent swimsuit so wrinkled today? It's time to iron ... "

A man asked the Zen master, "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She has advantages, but she also has disadvantages that I can't stand. Is there any way to make her have advantages and disadvantages? " The Zen master smiled and replied, "The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to find me a piece of paper with only the front side and no back side." The man meditated for a moment and then went down the mountain, and soon came back. He handed the Zen master a People's Daily, and the Zen master immediately knelt down: Master!

6. I remember that when it rained heavily, my wife went out and only my sister-in-law and I were at home. I am in the bedroom and she is in the living room. Suddenly someone knocked at the door. It's my sister-in-law My heart was pounding and my trembling hands opened the door. It is really my sister-in-law. I saw her bleary-eyed and blushing, and naively said to me, Brother-in-law, my sister has gone to work. Please take me to the kindergarten. . .

7. I received a short message saying, "Please remit money to an account." I was going to cheat the person who sent this scam message! I replied, "whatever it is, as long as my son is okay." After about 10 minutes, the liar replied to me: "Brother, I am a liar. I kindly tell you that I don't have your son. Please find your son quickly! "

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