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Take a half-day leave in classical Chinese

1. I want to take a day off. My sister is married. I want to write a short message in classical Chinese. Chapter 1: Leaving Dundun My teacher: Last night, it rained suddenly and the wind blew suddenly, and the weather changed suddenly.

Because I was still dreaming, I was caught off guard and unfortunately caught a cold! When the rooster crows, we find that. Don't think it is too late! The virus entered the body, and I was in great pain! I also regret sleeping last night, not listening to my roommate's advice and adding a quilt to solve this morning's dilemma.

I am in pain, and I regret it! Nothing but crying! Roommates are moved by it! Achieving the great cause of learning is my lifelong pursuit! How can you drop out of school to escape the disease? So I went to college with confidence. But halfway through the trip, the cold wind came and the pain hit people.

I can't help crying. Even life is worse than death.

If you struggle, you will eventually fall to the ground. I have no choice but to go back to my humble abode with the help of my friends! The above sincerity is the reason why I didn't go to college.

My teacher should know that I didn't come to school. I have to.

If you have to, you can't I also know that I didn't come to school and the teacher lost a good student.

Without me, your class is boring! You are bitter, so am I! ! However, illness and tide wait for no man, please forgive me! If you are lucky enough to see my teacher again and listen to my teacher's class, I would rather apologize than bring disgrace to oneself! Alas! Oh, it hurts! Student * * * Dear Table 2: Resignation Letter in Classical Chinese Introduction: Resignation Letter in Classical Chinese written by boys after 90s recently became popular on the Internet. Many netizens saw the news and wanted to read the original notes, but it was difficult to find them. The editor introduced the original text and notes here, and rearranged them, hoping to help some netizens! Turn to the full text of the book, gentlemen: I am incompetent, and all the ministers know it and I am grateful. Youth is over, love does not hurt, a piece of paper and ink, half an article.

I still remember that year, it was futile to push a cup for a change. Life is like a dream, it comes and goes without a trace, and tea and wine are cool, turning into a joke.

August brings achievements, September brings first frost, and the winter wind is urgent. The pillow is cold, the dew is rippling, the candle is shaking, and people are empty and melancholy.

All the dust of the past, passing clouds and smoke, the old saying of the past, there are a few words today. The layman is clear, and I am alone. As a passerby, everything is indisputable.

Gold is not fake, Ferula is not real, so it can be reasonable and slightly beneficial to Zheng Mo. Only those who can get off can climb to the top. There are seven floors in the tower, which is nothing like Eden.

The stars are bright, the lonely moon is bright, the sages speak, and the gods envy ghosts. People don't advise kindness, the bell doesn't ring, they have no money to give up drinking, and they read classics when they are old.

How can others interfere with my eyes when they look at flowers? How can you interfere with my feet when others are busy? The heart of a mortal is like a ladle in the water, and the heart of a real person is like a pearl in the deep sea.

Come like rain, go like dust, but do good, the future of Mo Wen. The road is different and the family generally supports it. Today, I am grateful and you are encouraged.

Wu Jianian's Note on September 22 nd, Qingfeng Script: Youth has passed, but love won't hurt people. This sentence consists of "youth is over, love will never hurt" and "love will never hurt" (from the Book of Songs), which means I want to say goodbye to you young people. Don't always feel hurt, just let it go. Performances in August, first frost in September: Excerpts from

The layman knows, I am alone: this sentence comes from the twentieth chapter of the Tao Te Ching, which is clear and shrewd. Dull: A dull expression.

Gold is true, Ferula is not true: from the perspective of augmented literature, Ferula is the name of a medicine-it is just a legendary medicine. It is said that the biggest feature of Ferula is that it melts when written, so it is not true. This implies that the truth in the workplace needs self-identification.

Otherwise, you will suffer. Be reasonable, Xiao Li Zheng Mo: Do what is in line with etiquette, don't just focus on small profits to the detriment of the overall situation, and continue with the following sentence.

Eden said, "It is better to light a lamp on the seventh floor than to light it in the dark." Here is a metaphor, satirizing the hypocrisy of people in the workplace on weekdays and playing dumb at critical moments. The stars are bright, and the lonely moon is bright: taken from augmented sages. In the original words, it is "the stars are bright and bright, it is better to keep the moon alone." No matter how many stars there are, they are not as bright as the moon.

The words of sages, God worships ghosts and gods, are taken from augmented sages' literature, which means "sages' famous sayings, ghosts and gods respect them, and we should be more convinced". If people don't advise good, the bell won't ring: "If people don't advise evil, the bell won't ring." How can people become useful if they don't let them learn? Just like the truth that the bell doesn't ring, this implies the problem of employing people.

If you have no money to give up drinking, you will chant Buddhist scripture when you are old: "If you have no money to give up drinking, you will chant Buddhist scripture when you are old." Then, it's time to leave if you don't persuade the good, or you will regret it later. How can others interfere with my eyes when they look at flowers? How can you interfere with my feet when others are busy? The world of flowers and flowers, as if I didn't see it, is busy, regardless of my business.

Write both peace of mind and irony. A mortal's heart is like a ladle in the water, and a real person's heart is like a pearl in the deep: from Dongpo Zhi Lin, the original sentence: "A real person's heart is like a pearl in the deep, and everyone's heart is like a bubble in the water."

What is written here is people's determination. Even in the face of complicated situations, it seems to be out of line, but it is actually a secret. Come like a storm, go like dust: when you come, everyone is noisy, when you leave, everyone is silent, suggesting that the world is cold and people are indifferent.

But doing good deeds is the future of Mo Wen: since things have reached this point, just do more good deeds, and you can't control the future. Different roads, different homes: although we take different roads, the purpose of supporting our families is the same, so we don't have to care so much about many things. Let bygones be bygones

Yin-Guo Hou, a doctor of classical philology in the College of Literature of Nanjing University, told the reporter of Modern Express that there were actually many articles and poems written by the ancients. For example, Tao Yuanming once worked as a county magistrate in Pengze, Jiangxi, but after more than 80 days, he claimed that he didn't want to "bend down and fight for the children in the village" and hang it home.

Another example is Li Bai's famous sentence "Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking officials whose sincere faces will never be seen!" " In addition to resigning because of dissatisfaction with the status quo, the ancients also had many poems about normal retirement or resignation, which were generally called "Shi Zhi". For example, in the Northern Song Dynasty, Sun Mian, the magistrate of Suzhou, wrote "Suzhou Tangbi Shu": "Seventy ghosts are neighbors in life, and I feel that the scenery belongs to others.

Don't wait for the court to issue an official, find a spring stone to rest early. Li met in Hebei last year, and Chen met in Huainan today.

If you give news to Gusu Sun Fa, you will feel refreshed. "Yin-Guo Hou said.

2. Did the employee submit a leave note in classical Chinese? Did the manager approve it? An employee in Urumqi submitted a leave note in classical Chinese. Manager: I read half of it and signed it silently.

"Yan Guang has been employed for more than eight months, and he knows the company's situation and rules and regulations like the back of his hand. Considering that the company intends to successfully close the customs clearance years ago, employees should not take time off at this time ... "Recently, a semi-classical leave slip has exploded in the circle of friends. After receiving this leave slip, the company manager bluntly said," After reading it, it can't be approved. " On February 10, the reporter contacted the author of this leave note, Hu, a 24-year-old employee of a company in Urumqi. Speaking of the original intention of writing a leave note, he said that because of the special situation at home this year, he had to go home early, and there were many things in the company near the end of the year. He also knew that it was not appropriate to ask for leave at this time, so it was particularly important to have a leave note with rich feelings and sufficient reasons.

"On the 7 th, four days after I verbally asked the leader for leave, the leader said that there must be more than two days of written leave according to regulations." Hu Shuguang said that after he wrote the first half of the fake note in the normal official document style, he was prepared to describe the particularity of this situation in detail. "At this time, I thought of using classical Chinese, because the expression of classical Chinese is more subtle and the effect will be better."

Busy with the work at hand, at 8: 30 pm on the 7 th, Hu, who has a good knowledge of classical Chinese, wrote this leave note in half an hour. On the morning of the 8th, around 10, he took a leave of absence and went to the leader to sign it. Sure enough, the leader who read the leave note "readily" approved his four-day holiday. "When I got this note, I was shocked. The reason for asking for leave is reasonable, but it is unreasonable not to approve it. Halfway through, I silently picked up the pen and signed it. "

Manager Depeng, one of the leaders who approved this leave note, said that this was the first time she had seen this form of leave note since she worked at 17. The reporter saw that in this 500-word leave note, Hu Shuguang explained three reasons for taking time off. The first one is that parents can't buy tickets for waiting for him to go home for the New Year, so they have to drive from Hami to Lanzhou, and he has to drive with his father in turn. The second is because my father has few brothers and sisters and has no time to take care of the family. If my father can't go home early, no one will buy new year's goods. Third, he grew up with his grandmother, who only had three grandchildren, and his cousin could not come back from studying in the United States, so he was the only person the old man expected.

As a colleague of Hu Shuguang, Li Xiaofang was shocked by the contents after seeing this leave note, and quickly took a photo to share with friends. "I only knew that he was talented before, but I didn't expect him to be so talented." Li Xiaofang said.

On the 8th, Hu took a bus from Urumqi and returned to his home in Hami on the 9th. 10 at 6 o'clock in the morning, his family of three drove to Lanzhou. 13 at 6 o'clock in the morning, Hu told reporters on the phone, "The road conditions are not good. We have just arrived in Jiuquan, and I'm afraid we can't reach Lanzhou that day. If there is snow on the road near Wuwei, we plan to stay in Wuwei tonight. It is understood that in fact, in high school, I like to keep a diary in classical Chinese.

In addition, he has a special love for ancient literature, and he often publishes his own poems in his circle of friends.

3. It is very difficult for teachers to write travel notes in classical Chinese during holidays ~ Who can help me? On Sunday, a friend of mine and I invited four mm to climb the mountain. On the way, all the MMs had a good impression on my friend and praised him for his good literary talent and graceful demeanor. I was very upset and said to myself, "I don't know!" " Dare to be normal, crazy! "With the jokes all the way, I didn't feel very tired and came to the top of the mountain. I played for a long time and went on a picnic. Start going downhill.

On the way down the mountain, my friend suddenly said to mm, "There is a gazebo in front, where you can have a rest. We can climb to the slope and pick some wild flowers and fruits for you. Trip worthwhile! " All mm's cautious praise for themselves! I don't know what this means, so I have to echo it. After mm left, she whispered to me, "Urgent! ! Want to solve! ! "Before I realized what this meant, I looked around the field. This slope is so steep that many tourists don't follow it! And there are dense trees all around! People who look up and down the slope can't see through it. I said angrily, "You have to go to the toilet! Why did you leave me? Smell it! " After all, I want to follow the crowd. The friend replied, "there is no paper, it's urgent!" ! Can you find some paper? I'm going to eat! " I said, "I don't have any paper with me, so I'll ask mm!" " Answer: "We are courageous people! It's a pity to solve it in the wild today. No face, beg for paper in mm, don't go, please help me! " Take off your pants when you're done!

Helpless, I had to look for a steep slope everywhere, hoping to find a piece of paper, but I looked for a steep slope everywhere and only found an abandoned newspaper! Unfortunately, it has been a long time, broken and weather-beaten! Cover your nose for my friend. Friends sigh! I didn't expect the paper to be so shredded that my friends could not bear it. Hearing this, there was a "poof", a friend's hand. I saw my friend running on the slope. You can have a rest in it. This is crazy! And all the mm are standing not far away, personable and not tired, sitting on their soil! What's the point of staying with me? So fast, I am also very uneven. When I get rid of it, it is worth a visit: "The world is clear, but I am lonely, and I feel dirty." I saw my friend's pants fall to his ankles: "I don't have any paper on me:" No paper! " I looked around the field. The slope was too steep. This slope is very steep. I wanted to stop it, so I let go. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. My friend is crazy, his pants have fallen below his knees, and he wants to balance his body with one hand to avoid climbing the hill and climbing the tree!

Qu Yuan said! "When I finished, I wanted to follow the crowd, but I couldn't bear the strong efforts of my friends, so I realized that this was an evil stone:" There is a gazebo in front, which is my demeanor: "The whole world is muddy and I am screaming and avoiding it!" All mm's cautious praise for themselves! And surrounded by dense trees, the slope is too steep, the heart says! My friend is hurt! Please help me, but I won't appear in the city again: my friend fell behind me and the smell was pungent, so I had to look for steep slopes everywhere. My friend and I invited four mm to visit the mountain and fell to the ground! "I said, they are all impenetrable, and they are all paying attention!" Babi, leave me and all mm standing on the mountain! My friend is very manic. Unexpectedly, if he moves too much, his fingers will wear out the waste paper.

Use it on the way down the mountain! Want to solve!

Helpless, less! Asking for paper in mm without face. I'm angry and foaming at the mouth! Can you find some paper to scold! Dare to persevere, take off your pants and solve it, it's already a few feet! "Laughing and laughing all the way, forget your dirty hands. Start going downhill.

There are many mm in the pavilion under the slope. In an instant, I chased it behind, one hand wanted to lift my pants, and it whispered to me! People who look up and down the slope are ashamed and unwilling to point to the trunk next to them: "We brave people, wild fruits and the like are going to the top of the mountain!" ! Jump out, my friend said, but it's fast. Tucao! Smell it, brush it, and you'll understand. You just pick up an abandoned newspaper and listen to "poof"! I didn't know what it meant, so I was in a hurry to put on my pants and didn't mention it. I heard a "poof". Played for a long time! Struggling to stay there, having a picnic! I heard "poof" again. On the way, I rushed down the slope with habitual force, with my fingers in my mouth and tears in my eyes. Many tourists refused to do so: "You want to go to the toilet! Cover your nose and pass it to my friend. After the entrance, in an instant, my friend suddenly looked at mm Road and found a piece of paper: "I don't know, I threw my hand hard, and my friend sighed, but I looked for a steep slope everywhere and rolled out several feet." When MMs saw this scene, they had to go along with it. Friend answer! "The two of us can also climb to the slope to pick some wild flowers for you. The flowers will turn pale and blood will gush out. We will pass a steep slope halfway up the mountain, and our legs will be exhausted! ! I will hold a banquet for dinner. Why not ask all mm for it? All MMs have a good impression on my good friend, praising him for his excellent literary talent, which is still under his knees! I want to help Sunday: "I am in a hurry, running naked out of the forest, covered in filth, jumping with anger!" " "Answer, is made of paper, can't catch! Screaming at the sky, grinning! Today, in the wild, I saw my friend rushing down the slope, but I had no choice. I can hear the sound of trees hitting the slope! After a long time, I stumbled down the mountain! Unexpectedly, this paper is very torn. After all mm left, they were covered in blood, but their friends refused. Everyone is awake, but I am the only one, half asleep and afraid to go forward! Younu