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Chat record of high emotional intelligence picking up girls routine
According to the chat record of high emotional intelligence, many people are online now, but they want to have a girlfriend but they can't chat with high emotional intelligence, and they don't know how to talk humorously, so there is no movement when chatting. Let's take a look at the chat records and related materials of the high emotional intelligence routine.
Chat record of high emotional intelligence chasing girls routine 1 1,
Man: I just saw a boy and almost hooked up with him.
Woman: Great, my brother.
Man: He is so handsome that I can't calm down for a long time. When we looked at each other, I felt that time stood still.
W: And then what?
M: Then I put down the mirror and re-examined myself.
Woman: Haha
Interpretation: Show humor. If you don't love yourself and have no confidence in yourself, how can you attract girls you like?
2、
Woman: Where are you?
Man: Touch your left breast. I'm in your heart.
Interpretation: This is a misinterpretation of flirting. Remember, even if you know each other, make sure this girl doesn't hate you.
3、
Woman: Your sister!
Man: I won in terms of qualifications, your uncle.
Interpretation: "Your sister" is a meaningless sentence. After flirting with the girl, she didn't want to appear too casual, so she didn't take up the topic. You can continue to use such words to ridicule, narrow the distance between each other, and continue the topic by the way.
4、
Woman: Hum.
Man: Only pigs can hum.
Interpretation: It is also a ridiculous speech, teasing and continuing the topic.
5、
Woman: Do you want to be beaten?
Man: Are you going to hand-to-hand combat with me?
Interpretation: this sentence is obviously a suggestive attraction that pulls up the relationship. It is very effective to reach the ambiguous stage with such an answer.
6、
W: I don't have an appointment.
Stop. It's a little expensive to pay for your meal and open a room.
Interpretation: Pun suppression and misinterpretation, one interpretation is that she is not worth it, and the other interpretation is that it is up to the girl to decide whether to have sex or not.
7、
Woman: You are a bad person and ignore you.
Man: Are you tired of living when you know that I am a bad person and dare to ignore me?
Interpretation: interacting with your sister in a role-playing way will make girls feel that you are very interesting and will give you extra points.
8、
M: Let me ask you a question.
Woman: Yeah.
If you had no feet, would you still wear shoes?
Woman: No, how can I wear shoes without feet?
Man: So you still wear a bra?
Interpretation: Why wear it? Change the subject and flirt further. I guess girls will hit you. Use it carefully!
9、
Woman: Why are you so stingy?
Man: Why don't you understand? I have saved so much money for a bright future.
Interpretation: still misinterpret and crack the oppression of girls on you, resolve the embarrassment, and close the relationship.
10、
M: I have a good eye for people.
Woman: Really? Then see what kind of person I am.
Man: You are the one I love.
Interpretation: it must be used during the warm taste period. If you use it in advance, it will expose your sense of demand for girls.
High EQ Pick-up Routine Chat Record 2 Pick-up Routine
1, my friend said, "My eyes light up when I mention you.
Jacky Cheung didn't leave until he kissed him. We left without kissing him.
I have met people who are usually sweet-mouthed. I didn't expect your sweetness to exceed my imagination. Give me a kiss!
4, benefactor, little brother forget it, you lack me in this life!
I heard that you are very feminine and want to smell your body.
6. What do you want? I haven't been sure for a long time. I must ask you in my next dream.
7. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
8. The weather is very cold. Why don't you find a bunker to blow air conditioning?
9. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
10, how can a woman be beautiful without spending? If a man is not bad, there will be no offspring.
1 1. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.
12, if there were only two of us in the world, I would yell at you.
13. This is our first meeting. We are still strangers. Please call me husband first.
14. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.
15, it rained heavily that day, and you said you didn't want to go home.
16, I warn you, don't seduce me, I am a famous gentleman …
17, I hope one day, instead of saying good night to each other, I will sleep next to each other.
18, can you call me husband? Your mouth is free anyway.
19, said so much, you see what I mean. Come and see me sometime.
20. I have lost my appetite recently and want to bite your appetite.
2 1, I have more than 80 kinds of small spicy strips, so it's not too late to consider making friends with me now.
22. Wow, you are so smart. At least you are in a big class (kindergarten).
I like to plant flowers, grass and have children with you.
24. I found that you are a liar, and I look much better than in the photo.
25. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
26. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you are you, and you have won the top three beauty pageants at most.
27. Even if you are ugly, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
28. My confession has always been simple and rude, and I have time to warm my bed together.
29. Why are you dressed so beautifully, always dangling in front of me, and deliberately making me make mistakes?
If you want to elope, I'm free at any time.
3 1, let me tell you what love is without words. ...
32. Some people seem to be well-informed, but even Peggy the Pig has never met them.
33, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.
34. I don't know if it's the mirror or my own problem. How come the photos are so handsome?
35. Do you think a perfect man like me will have no friends?
36. Don't always dream about me. Don't you know I'm busy?
37. Your skin is not good. If you are free, I will make a mask for you. Then listen.
People are always greedy. At first I just wanted to talk to you, but in the end I wanted to keep you for myself.
39. If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you.
When you smile at me, I feel that you are tempting me.
4 1, I have a long story that needs me to tell you slowly for a lifetime.
Please watch your mouth, I may kiss it at any time.
There are so many flowers in the world, but I only take your honey.
44. Can you lend me a dime? In case we don't even have a dime relationship.
45. If someone chases you, I will trip him.
46. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.
47.what are you doing?
Man: I am sending a message to the most beautiful woman in the world.
Woman: Haha, that's sweet.
48. Baby, have you spared the pig?
Woman: No.
Man: Ha, ha, ha, you even spared the pig.
49. Catch a lovely night owl.
Woman: Haha, I can't sleep.
Man: I know you can't sleep because of my handsomeness.
Woman: Haha, no, don't be narcissistic.
50. "I envy you."
"envy what?"
"There are lovely and interesting people like me."
5 1, M: I had a hunch when chatting with you.
Woman: What Dongdong?
M: We might hug each other.
5 1, "Maybe we should kiss"
"Relieve the awkward atmosphere between us" (chat)
53. "I saw your photo at first sight."
"God said in my ear," She is so naughty! "
54. What kind of girl are you?
Woman: I feel that I belong to the high cold type.
Man: No wonder, I suddenly feel very cold now.
I hope the world is small, so small that I can see you as soon as I turn over.
56. You are lewd. My niece will be shy.
Send me your location quickly. I want to know one thing. I wonder where my heart has gone.
58. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?
59. Silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?
60. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.
6 1, do you smell anything? Why is the air sweet when it comes out?
62. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say: Shit, he is fucking handsome again.
I used to want to watch the stars and the moon with you, but now I just want to hold you tight.
If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.
65. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you chat with me, you don't know where I live.
For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!
67. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.
68. The best smell in the world is your smell.
69. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.
70. Little sister, you have something on your lip. Can I wipe it off for you?
7 1, how many times have I told you, be careful at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen, it's not, I came to my dream again last night, which makes me unwilling to wake up!
72. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.
73. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
75. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.
76. What I want to do to you and what I want to do to the cherry tree in spring.
77. You don't have to change yourself. I will get used to you.
78. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.
79. I envy those who leave without saying goodbye. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.
80, happiness is good, don't bask in it, because it will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.
8 1, after meeting you, life is not difficult at once, the streets are good, the evening breeze is good, and it is very sweet.
82. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
83. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.
If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun! (Pick up girls, chat and attack)
85. I think the most beautiful moment is watching you take a shower.
86. Since I met you, my waist and legs have stopped hurting.
Don't make me angry, or I'll kiss you once when I see you.
88. I seem to have lost my feelings for women. Can you help me treat them?
I can feel your heartbeat through the screen. Do you miss me?
90. Let me see your gentle fangs.
9 1, you are like a cigarette, smoking beauty.
93. I want to sublimate our friendship and go home together another day. (Picking up girls routine 100 sentence)
94. After being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and you can wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?
Chat record of high emotional intelligence picking up girls routine 3 picking up girls routine 100 sentence,
1, I still like you very much, like wind oil essence and spicy strips, with endless voices.
Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.
I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.
Except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can regard all festivals as Valentine's Day!
Half of life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.
6, don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me handsome, I'm afraid I can't stand it, I will go with you all my life.
7. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
8. I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.
9. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
10, how time flies. We will know each other for a year in 355 days.
1 1. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.
12, even after doing such a difficult thing to get up, what can beat you the next day!
13, I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.
14. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.
15, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.
16, there is only one you in the world, unique and unique.
17, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
18, you said you would like to be with me forever, no, I want black hair.
19, I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.
20. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check.
2 1, I came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.
22. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.
23, first love, goodbye infatuation, worry all day long, want to win the heart, take great pains, want to rush the heart, don't you know my heart!
24. After experiencing the ups and downs of life, you can enrich your experience and understand the true meaning of life.
I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me. I will give you happiness.
26. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day, and I replied that the doctor said I had to sleep after taking medicine.
27. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome. (Picking up girls routine 100 sentence)
28. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. It's the same root What's the hurry?
29. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
30. I have never taught my woman so deeply as you.
3 1, you leave when you say it, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.
32. It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I have you, I don't need to be tempted by others.
33. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I'm afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm also afraid.
34. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!
I dare not love you too much for fear of forgetting myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear of losing myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear that I can't find myself.
Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.
37. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
That's your business, not mine. My future career and ideal, I want to create it myself!
40. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.
4 1, I may not be able to give you what others can give you. But I promise, what I can give you, others will never give it! I promise.
42. I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will encounter in the future.
43. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.
45. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.
46. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham!
47. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me. (Picking up girls routine 100 sentence)
48. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you.
49. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
50. I can be happy several times if you laugh once, but I will be sad for several years if you cry once.
5 1. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure.
You are leaving tomorrow. Don't forget to take my love and leave your heart.
53. Love you for 10,000 years and keep your eyes on money; If you want to see me, remit 10 thousand yuan quickly
54. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.
55. Commitment is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight. It is often said that it is difficult to achieve, and everything is false.
56. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth!
57. You smiled slightly and said nothing to me, but I feel that I have been waiting for this for a long time.
58. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.
59. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my best hope is to have you to accompany me crazy for a lifetime.
60. He told me to break up. I just wanted to reply, but he said it was sent to the wrong person.
6 1, money is not a problem for me at all, the problem is that I have no money at all.
62. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!
63. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
64. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.
65. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. (Picking up girls routine 100 sentence)
66, you are a halo, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.
I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
68. I love you Please believe me. I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to be better.
69. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.
70. If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster. ()
7 1, if people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.
72. It has become my habit to listen to your noise every day. Watching you crazy every day has become my hobby.
73. What you see is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!
74. People with fewer eyebrows can't be friends. Taking a photo won't make them white, because once they turn white, their eyebrows will disappear.
75. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!
Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.
77. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?
78. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it is necessary.
79. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.
You know, holding this thread in your hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.
8 1, I'm so nervous to see the other parents today. After all, I hit his son first.
82. Modern sadness has flooded. Remember to be good to yourself.
If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
84. If you want to cry, stand on your head. In this way, the tears that were supposed to flow out could not flow out. Have you learned?
85. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.
86. As a college student, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't contacted my father for a long time, so I grabbed my mobile phone and made up a blessing message.
87. Who will pay for my loneliness, who will fulfill my romance, and I will be happy without you.
88. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. (Picking up girls routine 100 question and answer)
I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer!
90. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
9 1. Don't say "Actually, you're fine" to me when you break up. Why did you dump me?
92. My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as cameras, microphones, and yourself.
93. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.
94. I'm so tired, I want to cut a hole in the back of my head, and then collapse to the ground to put a piggy bank.
95. Are you still thinking about me? Don't get me wrong, I don't want to disturb you! But I miss you so much! Can you understand this feeling?
96. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.
97. I know the pain of acacia, but I care about you; After much deliberation, I'd rather suffer!
98. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? It's black now.
99. If you can't get rid of the haze in your heart, you will never be able to admit and be free.
100, I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.
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