What jokes about Valentine's Day did you see today?

Excerpt from a joke about Valentine's Day.

1. The time of gathering is always short, and the time of expectation is always long. Memory is an indelible day and will never turn yellow. It's Valentine's Day again, and I miss being alone with you.

Maybe I will love you again when the weather clears up.

3. Love always regrets heartache, even if you can't feel me.

Give me a promise that I won't go anywhere, just stand here and wait for you.

There are many predestinations in life, which have been arranged inadvertently.

6. Since you love, why don't you say it? Some things are lost, and now I can't come back!

7. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

8. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

9. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go.

10. Make a promise, even if you know it will lose its trace like a kiss lingering on your skin.

1 1. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. If you want to pick it, you must have courage.

12. Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke.

13. If life is like the first time, I'd rather it wasn't you, and the person I'm waiting for is still on the road.

14. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

15. Love is an illusion that needs constant proof, just like fireworks need to be lit to see brilliance.

16. A person thinks about things and wants to find someone to accompany him. A person has lost himself, and I don't know if there is any hope to pursue.

17. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

18. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

19. Sometimes, for love, I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

20. It's snowing outside the window. Make a cup of coffee and hold it until it gets cold. Then I know I'm thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

Appreciation of Valentine's Day jokes

1. The beauty is unlucky, she has a lifetime of talent. As soon as she shed tears, she grew into two generations of lovesickness. When we meet again, the peach blossom remains the same and the face is completely different.

2. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

3. Life has you and the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.

There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily, recklessness may make you regret for a while, but cowardice may make you regret for a lifetime.

6. Love should be dull, but it is not dull; Should be willing to be ordinary, but not ordinary. No longer think about the past, no longer cling to the past.

7. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

8. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.

9. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness … but you act like you don't care. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

10. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

1 1. Some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love him well.

12. I firmly believe that when a person misses another person, it should be a kind of quiet missing ... Love, this kind of power, can often reach the other side of white hair in an instant.

13. If having love is a kind of happiness, then losing love may also be another kind of happiness; Getting is a kind of happiness; Loss may also be another kind of happiness.

14. Nothing in the world is eternal. If it flows, it flows away; If it exists, it will dry up; If it grows, it will wither slowly.

15. The heart is on the road and the heart is far away. The branches in July are gradually covered with green fruit pulp. Behind my bright smile, only you can understand the lingering sadness.

16. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

17. Love is very simple, sometimes it's just a glass of water. As long as there is love, whoever cares about foreign things, those who make love extremely grand, must not really love each other.

18. Love is like a cup of milk coffee, which floats sweetly outside, floats sweetly on the surface, contains sourly, sinks to the bottom, and vaguely reflects you in the coffee.

19. Love is like a beautiful and desolate gesture after a grand occasion. Just like: from now on, there is no love night, let him go to the west building under the bright moon. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it. Even if there are thousands of customs offices in Qian Qian, who should I talk to?