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Suitable for friends circle, give it to routine boyfriend! (Article 79)

I'm a good judge of people. Who do you think I am? You are my man.

Second, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

Third, "Come with me", "Why" and "Didn't the teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?"

4. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

5. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Do you think the whole world is heavy?"

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

Seven, "I am listening to your song, single cycle." "I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle."

Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

Eleven, you are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the world in my life, and you are the sun with the brightest smile I have ever seen.

Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you so cute?

I'll show you a magic trick. What makes me like you so much?

Fifteen, there are 100 kinds of sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

I am good at raising pigs. Would you like to? I am spoiled because everyone around me is lazy.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious.

Nineteen, "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I have no resistance when I see you."

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

Twenty-one, "Do you know what I am good at?" "What?" "Like you"

Twenty-two, "How long have you been single?" "Since birth" and "Sorry to have kept you waiting"

Twenty-three, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

Twenty-four, "It will rain in every city." "It's like I miss you everywhere I go."

Twenty-five, I scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

Twenty-seven, "I am kind!" Why? Because my heart is full of you.

What are you doing by my side? I am still in my world.

Twenty-nine, see what the world looks like when it meets you

I don't like you very much.

Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

When is your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

Thirty-three, I looked up and found it was moonlight. I bowed my head and kissed me.

Even if you are covered with thorns like a hedgehog, I still have no taboos in holding you.

I am possessive, so don't try to leave when you are around me.

What can't you do? I won't leave you.

Thirty-seven, spring water is born, spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

Thirty-eight, "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me", "I like you but I don't like them"

Thirty-nine, "I ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? " "Husband" and "Wife is so smart"

Forty, you are so cute that I won't return when the wind blows into my arms.

4 1. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

Forty-two, tell you a story, this story is very long, so I will make a long story short, I miss you.

Forty-three, "Husband, wife and son are a family of three. What is left after the husband and son go out to travel?" "Wife" and "Alas, here it is."

Forty-four, why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and your hands hurt after watching it several times.

Forty-five, "I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you." "Why?" "Because you are my ex-girlfriend after breaking up."

Forty-six, "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

47. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

Forty-nine, I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

Fifty, "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

Fifty-one, "Can you lend me your cup?" "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life."

I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

Fifty-three, "Do you smell anything?" "No" "The air has become sweet since you came out."

If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

Fifty-five, "I have put up with you for a long time." "Hey, what are you going to do?" "Endure you all your life."

Fifty-six, "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."

I will try my best to match you and catch up with you. If you don't agree, I will pester you to death until you agree.

58. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

59. Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am a long-term solution.

60. "Will you find a mistress after marriage?" "Not if your wife were you." "What if it wasn't me?" "That mistress is you."

6 1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

Sixty-two, I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

Sixty-three, "Do you have a map?" "Ah?" "I seem to be lost in your eyes."

You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart a little.

Sixty-five, you are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in it when you are fat.

Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

Sixty-seven, "What does the person you like look like?" "Go home and look in the mirror."

What season do you like? I like the season with you.

Sixty-nine, "I feel that life is short after knowing you", "Why" and "Because the sweet part is long"

Seventy, I really like each of you.

Seventy-one, the kind that needs to hide in your arms when it starts to get cold in the morning and evening recently.

Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you.

There is nothing to talk about with people like you except falling in love.

Seventy-four, love is a song without a name, and there is no name left for you in this world.

75. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

Seventy-six, "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

Seventy-seven, "If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am?" I don't know. What is it? "I stayed because the bell rang (thinking)!"

Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

Shall we learn to swim together? Yes, so that we can love each other.

Senior rustic love stories of routine boyfriends (60 highlights)

High-level rustic love story about routine boyfriend-1 Do you know who you look like? (What person? ) My woman

2. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

3. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

4. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

5. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

6. There are ways to be sweet, such as eating sugar, eating cakes and thinking about you every day.

7. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you, and I want to buy your unwavering heart.

8.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

9. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

10. Change your life with my three fireworks.

1 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

12. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

13. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

14. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

15. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

16. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

17. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

18. "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "

19. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

20. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

Routine boyfriend's senior soil love story 2 2 1. I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

22. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

23. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

24. I love you. I love you. "

25. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

26. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

27. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

28. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

29. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed.

30. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

3 1. "I want to" think about what? "I think I was born to meet you."

32. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

33. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

34.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

35. I hope our chat records will turn into warm breath in our ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

36. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

38. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

39. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

40. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

High-level earth love story of routine boyfriend 3 4 1. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight1000 m. then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

42. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

43. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

44. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

45. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

46. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

47. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

48. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

49. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

50. I like that you copied it for two minutes, but you still can't withdraw.

5 1. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

52. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

53. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

54. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

55. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

56. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

57. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

58. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

59. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally meeting the land.

60. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

Routine girlfriend's sweet and earthy love story

The sweet love story of a routine girlfriend-1 Do you know what my shortcomings are? This is your fault.

2. "My bed is neither too big nor too small" What do you want to express? "It's just right to sleep with you."

It's you who blushes, it's you who beats, and all the love and likes are you.

Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

6. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of clear you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different views.

7. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

8. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "

9. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

10. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

1 1. "I want to change my avatar". What kind? "You are like this."

12. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

13. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

14. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

15. "Do you think I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

16. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?

17. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

18. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

19. "How can I relieve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

20. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

The sweet love story of routine girlfriend 2 2 1. Stop complaining and give me a hug.

22. If you don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

23. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

24. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into the mud I love.

25. I want to ask a way to your heart.

26. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

27. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

28. "What breed are you, a little German shepherd, a little nursing dog or an old dog?" "I like people like you."

29. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

30. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

3 1. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

33. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

34. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

35. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

36. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

37. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

38. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

39. "hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

40. "I will learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "

The sweet love story of routine girlfriend (3) 4 1. "After all the hardships, you have come."

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

44. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

45. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

46. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

47. "Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "

48. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

49. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

50. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.

5 1. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

52. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

53. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

54. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

55. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

56. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

57. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

58. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

59. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

60. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

Love stories with local flavor

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?

Congratulations, you have WIFI now.

5. Why can I only hug you?

6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.

7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.

1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.

12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

17. Do you know what my weakness is?

18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.

22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.

23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.

24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.

You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.

I don't like you very much.

37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?