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Best Singles Day song

Best Singles Day song

What songs are suitable for Singles Day? The following is the complete collection of the best Singles' Day songs that I carefully edited for you. Let us enjoy it together!

Steven Liu's The Bachelor.

Jiang Yuyang's "I want to find a girlfriend"

Bobby Chen felt sorry for himself.

Dick and Cowboy's "I am the one you don't love"

Hong Yiping is single.

Sang's lonely singing

Valentine's Day in Chilam without Lovers

Zhang Chu's Lonely Man is a Shame.

Hugh's The Bachelor

Terry Lin's single love song

Rene Liu's A Lonely Life and Love for Business.

Fish Leong's happy breakup.

Elva Hsiao's "One's Wonderful"

Extended reading

The complete works of funny stories about Singles Day

1, don't fall in love, don't know that bachelors are depressed, don't fall in love, don't know that love hurts. 1 1, the festival of god sticks is coming, and everything is a cloud. Getting out of trouble is king. Don't be afraid that love will hurt you. The sweetness in love is fascinating. Let love help you undress.

2. On that day, I went to Zhangua to choose an auspicious day for my wedding. Unexpectedly, Mr. Jangua opened the first page of the calendar and pointed to New Year's Day and said, 1? 1? 1? 1? 1? 1, and the result is set to 1 1 year 1 1 month 1 1 day. I wish the majority of bachelors an early undress.

3. A bachelor's life is 1 person, 1 room, 1 door, 1 lamp, 1 table, 1 chair. Don't go all the way to the end if you don't meet the Dark Festival in a hundred years. Change a double bed and a couple's chair.

4, bachelor is a character, single is a temper, yours. Independent personality and good temper must be a kind of mood, fearlessness is a kind of temperament, your mood is great, your temperament is good, festivals are a kind of care, blessings are an ornament, short messages are a kind of communication, and being single is a kind of happiness! 20 14. 1 1 giant singles day, you are happier than anyone!

5. Take off your clothes on Singles' Day: 1 minute is more active, 1 minute is less subtle, 1 minute is more friendly, 1 minute is less defensive, 1 minute is more smiling, 1 minute is less melancholy, 1 minute is more.

6, bachelor four (thinking): thinking about money, thinking about cars, thinking about houses, thinking about daughter-in-law. Dude, don't hurry up after Singles Day? Four thoughts? Become a reality, be a husband and a father as soon as possible!

7, one stick, one knife, three knives divided into eight 1. A once-in-a-century good time, don't escape when you meet love, and leave the bachelor as early as possible. It is said that1111people who want to streaking will always be happy, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

8.165438+1October 1 1 Singles Day is coming. May you find the other half first in your life, treat the other half wholeheartedly, take care of the other half all your life, and have a smooth life.

9.11.11Singles' Day, send you out? June 1st? Children's Day: I wish you success in your career, make a fortune and spend a lot of money, have all kinds of happiness, be honest and trustworthy, be full of lofty sentiments, be of one mind and be happy!

10, one tree, one person, one heart, one rope, one flower and one god,1.1/Singles' Day, I wish you a hundred years of cultivation and a hundred years of relief. Finally, congratulations on your becoming a god. May you be happy and carefree every day!

1 1, send you six bachelors: one to repel troubles, one to relieve stress, one to solve problems, one to stun love, one to relieve stress and one to get rid of bachelors. I wish you get rid of your bachelor as soon as possible.

12, Singles' Day is here, and I send you a pair of couplets. Part I: Every year; Bottom line: it's not awkward to get married every year; Horizontal batch: wait another year. I wish you a happy singles day, seize the opportunity and get married in lightning.

13, the story of bean paste bag and light bag. Bao Dan said: I am in vain. Bean paste bag said: I am yellow. One day, the bean paste bag and the light bag collided, and the light bag said, I hate getting all muddy, so how can I go on a blind date? Happy Singles' Day!

14, you know? Today is1111/singles day. Being single is bitter, tired and unloved. Don't be sad? Happy Singles' Day without restriction? Sneak into the street, jump into the alley, one person is full and the whole family is full. Haha, I wish you a happy singles day.

15, traveling around at leisure and worrying about a glass of wine, although there is no moonlit boating, there is also freedom and joy. A bachelor leads a free life. I am a bachelor, and I am very happy. The annual Singles Day is coming again. Happy Singles Day!

On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of? Residual dynasty? , for everyone? Remaining soldiers? 、? Will there be any guests left? 、? Is there a Buddha in the battle? 、? The monkey was left behind? Happy holidays, soon? Naked? !

17. It is hereby notified that the Ministry of Health has arranged the diet for all Singles' Singles' Day: a fried dough stick in the morning, a carrot at noon, a cucumber at night, and only a ham sausage for dinner. All bachelors, hurry up while there are still a few days. Why don't you take off your clothes? !

18, Creative method of Singles' Day: only eat a fried dough stick for breakfast, only use a chopstick for dinner, only take the bus 1, only play mahjong, click "Lonely Life" karaoke, and only send a short message. Singles Day must be happy!

19, see you 1, lift 1, laugh at mini 1, miss you 1 min 1 sec, which means 1 to you, and love you is 1.

20, Singles Day is coming, I wish you trouble? Light? Bald, sad? Light? Slippery, auspicious? Light? Brilliant and lucky? Light? Shiny and happy? Light? Big, happy forever? Light? Happy Singles Day!

2 1. In summer, eat an old popsicle, smoke it with a matchstick, cook it with a fire stick, rub it with a rolling pin, and hit it with a nunchaku, next to it is a threat stick. I wish you a bachelor, and I wish you an early emotional relief on the once-in-a-century Singles Day.

22. Being single is actually good. No cooking, no shopping. You can order takeout when you are hungry. There is no obstacle. It's just that your parents blame you and your mood is really helpless. You have to wait hard and wait for true love. I hope my dish can be irrigated by love, and I will take a step forward as soon as possible, and you and I will be single. Naked? Is it gone? Leftovers? ! Happy Singles Day!

23,165438+1October 1 1, I said we don't accept gifts on holidays today, only girlfriends! I wish you all a happy Singles Day and stay away from loneliness!

24. A giant Singles' Day, which only appears once in a hundred years, is coming. Will you live to the next 1 1 year 1 1 month 1? What are you waiting for? Actions speak louder than actions! Why don't you pick up the phone and break up with your date? Singles' Day can also be happy.

As a senior single, Singles Day is coming, so I have to say a few words. In fact, bachelor is a kind of spirit, but also a kind of belief! Being single is a kind of psychological and physical practice! Everyone must correctly realize the glory of being a bachelor and be firm? I am a bachelor. I'm very proud. I don't want a girl, okay? Position! Make every effort to build a harmonious bachelor society!

26. Singles Day Notice: Fried dough sticks are essential items for Singles Day. 11.11.1/singles day, men and women bachelors must get up early and gather in front of the fried dough sticks stand. The task is to snap up six fried dough sticks per person. One is to add a festive atmosphere to the Giant's Singles Day; Both, in the process of snapping up, enhance friendship, otherwise you may get electrocuted and get naked if you are not careful? Yes Happy Singles Day.

27, life is precious, love is more expensive; If you are free, you can throw them both! If you are still single, congratulations, you have something more precious than life and love! Spend your freedom on your own holiday, Singles Day! Happy Singles Day!

28. Singles Day is coming again. You said you weren't worried, but you didn't like anything. You are upset, arrogant, laughing every day, and the girls have run away. 1 1 June11Singles Day is here. I wish you find the other half soon.

Please cherish your girlfriend and stay away from loneliness. Don't let Singles Day always accompany you. Happy Singles' Day to my friends 1 1 1!

30, high education, handsome, everyone loves. No car, no house, very handsome and helpless. Looks are not a question of being single, but a question of not having a car or a house. I wish all bachelor friends, in this once-in-a-century festival, can bid farewell to singles and find true love!

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