Urgent need for safe comic dialogue sketch script

Hehe scene: the field duty room of the fourth-class station along the railway.

Props: table, chair, signal flag, walkie-talkie, mobile phone, track.

Character: Xiao Qin, 23 years old, unmarried, station attendant;

Master, middle-aged, field attendant, team safety officer.

Opening: Master, wearing a road suit, helmet and walkie-talkie, stood outside (on one side of the stage) to pick up the train (the sound of the train passing by), and then went to the duty room after passing the train in three directions. Xiao Qin, the attendant, is reading a book while holding a mobile phone.

Xiao Qin: The Spring Festival is coming soon. I'll give you a roast duck, which will make you homesick. Coupled with a plate of vegetables, people can't put it down every day; Drink a bowl of sweet soup and be healthy all your life; Another bottle of red wine, love lasts forever.

Ha ha laugh ... good news! Good news! !

The world now is really wonderful. Look at me. I'm at a fourth-class station. You can read SMS at work and surf the Internet after work. I am far from the city, but there is no lack of romance. Life in the station now is really wonderful!

No, the Spring Festival is coming soon. One of my classmates just sent me a message of blessing from the provincial capital, which made me very happy. (raising his hand to look at his watch) It's almost time to take over. I must get there at once. (Seeing Master) Hey, I'll send a message to Master. (texting)

Master: (hearing the phone ring, looking everywhere, and then reacting) Gee, it turned out that the phone rang. The world now is really wonderful, forcing me to change my old ideas and buy that mobile phone at a small station so as to contact my college boys conveniently.

Hey! I just bought a mobile phone for a week. Why did someone send me a message? (Look at the message) The weather is getting so fast, and the cold wind is blowing. Cover the quilt at night to prevent the pig's feet from freezing and grabbing bones, so as to supplement calcium. Don't say I'm not good at school. Happy New Year, Master. Oh, it's from my apprentice Xiao Qin. This boy, except for text messages or text messages, is about to take over, and there is not even a shadow.

Xiao Qin: (suddenly jumps in front of the master) Master!

Master: (startled) Scared me, little girl, can you be serious! (Xiao Qin's cell phone rings, and he looks down at it.) Xiao Qin, it's your turn to take over. Concentrate!

Xiao Qin: (while looking at his mobile phone, he answers) I see, Master (continue to look).

Master: Xiao Qin, (seeing Xiao Qin not responding, loudly) Xiao Qin!

Xiao Qin: (reflexively) Here!

Host: What is the first item in the personal safety checklist?

Xiao Qin: Concentrate on your work and don't leave your post without permission (a smug look).

Master: I know it by heart. You are always reading text messages. Can you concentrate?

Xiao Qin: (with a playful smile) Yes, oh, no, master, can't I watch it? (Put your phone behind your back)

Host: (seriously) Xiao Qin, as your host, I don't object to you and your girlfriend sending love through SMS, but as an inspector of the security team, I have the responsibility to remind you that you must concentrate on your work and strictly follow the requirements in the post personal safety checklist, remember?

Xiao Qin: Yes, Master. I must concentrate on doing it in strict accordance with the requirements on the post personal safety checklist.

Master: OK, now the shift change is over.

Xiao Qin: Right.

(Two people salute each other face to face)

Master: The track in the station is free, and the indoor spare parts are complete. Pay attention to safety when taking over.

Xiao Qin: OK.

(Two people salute each other face to face)

Host: I'm leaving.

Xiao Qin: Master, go well (raise your mobile phone and quickly change hands to wave goodbye to the master).

(Seeing that the master walked away, he made a face, walked into the duty room with "the girl opposite", put the mobile phone and walkie-talkie on the table and adjusted his hair in front of the mirror. Speaking of me, four years ago, after I graduated from transportation school, I was assigned to this fourth-class station. My relatives and friends advised me not to go to that terrible place, the station along the railway, the village in front and the shop in the back, and I rarely had the opportunity to meet women.

Unexpectedly, this man is lucky and can't stop it. Because my surname is Qin, I'm not worried about love. To tell the truth, half a year ago, I met a provincial MM through online chat. E-net is very affectionate From acquaintance to meeting, it was done in one month.

On the day we met, I was overjoyed. She is tall 1.6 1 m and slim. Everyone says that she looks like Gong Li. Her face is beautiful, and her big eyes will convey her eyes silently. Her manners are so charming, as the name suggests, like a piece of jade.

On the day of meeting, she said to me affectionately: Although you are not a handsome boy, I like your kind, sincere and cheerful personality and cheerful mood all day, and how broad-minded you are to devote yourself to the railway and love the station. There are really not many such men now, and you are the brother I am looking for.

Our communication is also very convenient. We meet online after work, meet in the provincial capital during recess, fully charge our mobile phones at work, set up SMS hotlines and write to each other.

Only these days, she said it was the end of the year, the work of the unit was busy, and I couldn't find it in the chat room, and the SMS was disconnected. I am so anxious that my mind is full of thoughts about her. (pacing back and forth)

Suddenly, the telephone rang. )

Xiao Qin: Here it is, it must be her! (Rushing into the duty room, picking up the mobile phone, showing a surprised expression while watching, triumphant)

Xiao Qin: It's a short message from Mei Yu. It must be affectionate again!

Press the read button proudly and start reading short messages. )

Xiao Qin: Swan doesn't fly with birds. They are angry and sad. They are chasing each other. They feel uncomfortable and have no friends to comfort them. They occasionally snuggle up with other people. Huh? ! ..... (I read, my expression changed gradually ... I finally sat on the ground, got up, rubbed my eyes with my hand, and then looked at my mobile phone ...)

Xiao Qin: Are you kidding? You're kidding! What's going on here? What's going on here? (Sadly) This message is really irritating. It is more powerful than a steel knife. It stings my heart, and I feel discouraged like a ball. But ... Meiyu, Meiyu, how can I forget you in my life? Suddenly thoughtful: I have to make up my mind quickly, I must not be replaced by others. Soliloquize: Ask for leave immediately to hold on, and ask her the origin of the matter. (Call the duty room, put down the phone later) But there has been no substitute. Alas! (I was so anxious that I patted my forehead and began to look trance, sitting still in my chair. )

(master)

Master: Today, I called to ask the security team inspectors to strengthen the inspection of the implementation of the "Post Personal Safety Checklist". Who sent me the text message (see the text message)? Manifesto of contemporary beauty: confuse the mind of a 60-year-old man, seize the property of a 50-year-old man, break the waist of a 30-year-old man, and drive a 20-year-old man out to beg in the street. Who dares to have such a beautiful woman? Who sent this message? No department is in charge (put away your mobile phone). Speaking of short messages, my apprentice Xiao Qin is a typical short message fan. He writes letters to his girlfriend all day, sweet talk. I've been reading text messages at work just now. Think about it. I really don't trust him. I made an unannounced visit to stare at him today.

(The master quietly walks to the back of the duty room and hides to observe Xiao Qin. )

(Desk intercom call: Field, field, bus T6 is coming, and the second bus has passed; Bus T6 came, and the second bus passed. )

Xiao Qin: (repeating feebly) The T6 bus is coming, and the second bus has passed.

(Little Tain absently puts her mobile phone in her pocket, picks up the signal flag, and then, in a trance, hobbles out of the duty room to get the car. Set up a weak confirmation pass signal: two pass signals are good. Then he kept pacing and circling. )

Xiao Qin: (mumbling) Mei-yu, Mei-yu, why are you doing this to me, a hateful third party? I want to have a face-to-face duel with you (kicking my right leg hard at the railing). Oh, dear (sitting on the railing with his injured right leg)

(intercom rings: field, field, bus T6 approaches, and two buses are connected. The intercom rings again: the field, field and bus are close to T6 time, and the bus is connected for the second time. )

Sound: the sound from far to near in the train ...

Master: (Shouting) Xiao Qin! Danger! ! Next way! ! ! (Shouts and blunt come over, accompanied by the sound of passing trains, handfuls of small tain pulled out from the tracks. Two people fell together. After a while, the shock subsided. )

Host: Really ... Are you possessed? ! Don't die? ! You know that using text messages to talk about love, text messages, text messages, will kill you sooner or later!

Xiao Qin: (with a dull expression) If there is true feelings in the world, it is better to die and be happy. ...

Host: What did you say? Meiyu's secret love for you is your blessing. How can you say that? ...

Xiao Qin: (takes out his mobile phone) Have a look. She sent this message, what swan doesn't fly with birds, that is to say, she is a swan and I am a bird, and she doesn't love me anymore. What? Angry and sad, two people are chasing her, which means that there are others chasing her besides me. What's wrong with her and no friends to comfort her? She blamed me for being far away from her and not being around to comfort her. There are also people who snuggle up occasionally. It is obvious that she has been with others ... (as a breast thump)

Master: Is there such a thing? Let me see, let me see. (After taking the phone and reading it carefully for a while) Hey, you haven't finished reading this message. You only read the first four sentences, and there are four more sentences behind. You see, I love you and it's hard to open my heart. Send a message for you to guess. Nice guess, but you deserve it.

Xiao Qin: What is worth it and what is not? I think it's bullshit!

Master: How to talk! Today, the master also participated in your love story. I will help you find out ... (after a while, thoughtfully) I seem to see something. You see, in the first sentence, the swan doesn't fly with the bird, that is, the word goose removes the word bird, and I guess it's my word. In the second sentence, anger and sadness are pursued by two people, that is, the heart of the tree is replaced by two people, which is a good word. In the third sentence, it is uncomfortable to have no friends to comfort you. The word "you" below has been changed into the word "friend" of a friend, just a word of love. The fourth sentence, occasionally snuggling up to people, is the occasional word "er" plus one side, not the word "you". The four words together are: I love you very much, I love you very much, smelly boy!

Xiao Qin: (from a rude awakening) Huh? Is it? (Grabbed the phone and kissed it hard) Meiyu, Meiyu, what western drama did you sing with me? The guessing game almost led to tragedy. I still have a lingering fear of a false alarm. Thanks to the wisdom of our host, I have solved my doubts. Master, please pay homage to your disciples.

Host: Get up, get up, don't be so polite. If you want to thank me, take practical actions to support me to be a team safety officer in the future. Xiao Qin, this pig iron of yours has to be tempered many times before it can be made into good steel. Well, since you like mobile phone short messages so much, why don't we send the security short messages we compiled together yesterday to all employees with mobile phones at the station?

Xiao Qin: OK!

Master: Safety responsibility is more important than mountains.

Xiao Qin: It's not easy to put it in place.

Host: Let's check it together.

Xiao Qin: Be a standard class seriously.

Master: Strictly abide by the rules and regulations,

Two people together: the safety peak will climb, and it will climb!

Master: Fa!

(finalize the design. )