Complete collection of funny automatic replies

1. The user you are calling is still in the toilet. Please give him toilet paper later! ! !

2. Is there a place you want to go? Is there something you really want? Do you have any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and do dream work...

3. Hello, I am XXX’s automatic reply. Now that he is not saying anything to me, I will just say these words

4. If you say you're not here, you're not here! Believe it or not, I'm not even here!

5. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask for a proxy server. If you can't afford an Internet connection

6. Sorry, the network is unavailable, please resend...

7. You are finally here. I am looking for you. It’s been 20 years, why are you going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'll tell you something later, don't go away.

8. My current position: WC, posture: squatting, face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .

9. The user you are calling has not installed OICQ

10. The owner is not here. Where have you gone? Just... I won’t tell you! If you really want to find it, please press power on the computer

11. Hello, I am the master’s beautiful secretary. If you have anything, just tell me. I will wait for him to come back. Will tell him. I went to help the farmer uncle clear the plate of lunch...

12. "The owner of the machine has suffered a myocardial infarction and is dying. If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first~~~!"

13. Ah mani mani coax!

14. Hi~ I'm not here right now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the sound of "****"?****!

15. Hello, this is XXX’s automatic reply. Now that he is not here, I can only say these few words to me.

16. My hands are always too soft, my heart is even softer, and I still chat with you when there is no topic. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now I can sleep without forcing myself.

17. The user did not respond. The user may be busy. Please try again later. Or press ctrl alt del to return.

18. Hello, QQ is on vacation today, I am netants...

19. Hi! I'm not here right now. If you need anything, please press the RESET button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the "beep" sound!

20. I left inadvertently this time, but it was a pity that we missed it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep peacefully anymore, so I hurriedly came back unwilling to be lonely.

21. Do you know that you are annoyed? !

22. "This machine has been set to vibrate. Please be careful what you say. It will shake my machine. I'll blame you!"

23. After the commercial, come back immediately. !

24. If you need anything, please yell at me!

25. Who are you? Your name is displayed in garbled characters

26. Why? ! Why am I online but you are not, and you are online but I am not?

27. Wow, dodge first, so scary.

28. In a trance, tears rolled down your face. Are you crying? Who cares? The clouds coming from the sky, will they stay...

29. "Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. Listen. I will reply to you after the call is made."

30. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending text messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register for the new version!

31. Di, this is an automatic answer. MM please send it again and I will contact you; JJ please send it twice and I will contact you; GG and DD, please do not send it again. Because I won’t contact you even if I send it!

32. Your hard drive is being formatted, please wait...

33. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please call 110 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

34. If I am not here, I will automatically reply to you. Do you know what constitutes an automatic reply? For example, you have seen the same sentence more than twice. Haha, try again and make sure you see the same words more than twice.

35. **, let’s talk later...

36. Hi, I am angel’s QQ. She is busy, so I will ignore you.

37. "Come right back after the commercial!"

38. Oh, you are so naughty! Look, you came again before I finished speaking.

39. I am playing backgammon. Last time I was distracted and lost all my pants. If I lose again this time, I will be photographed naked! I don’t want anyone to see me. I’ll get back to you when this game is over.

40. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later. --Tencent Company

41. Artificial respiration starts now, you breathe in, I spit back...

42. I went to smoke, you can chat with the machine first~~

43. After receiving the information, the Trojan is already working.

44. The nine-headed bird went to eat. Because he has 9 heads, it may take a little longer...Scare, 9 heads are eating. When he comes back, you will probably grow 9 too. Head.

45. If you want the owner to be away, please wait until the "beep~" sound and pick up the mouse to leave a message. . .

46. The owner of the machine is dying due to myocardial infarction... If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

47. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

48. Comrade, you have worked hard, please continue!

49. It’s annoying, it’s annoying, it’s annoying. The boss’s tasks are never finished every day. If you ask me when I will be online, I say it’s basically very difficult.

50. Why did you click here? If you click until the gate of hell is closed and you don’t go offline quickly, or I won’t be able to save you, you can still live for thirty years if you go back and take a bath and burn incense sticks!

51. Want to chat with me? I don’t know much, that’s all!

52. Sorry, the user you are calling is not next to the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound

53. Hello, I am playing a game called CS (or other) now. If you have any questions, please press the "reset" button on the computer and leave a message after hearing the "beep" sound. Thank you

54 , I am OICQ automatic answering machine. My master has gone to dinner. If you have anything to say to me, please tell me.

55. Hehe, hehe, hehe, haha...

56. You are now connected to Sea Wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

57. I was very busy, sleepy, and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building

58. Please do not disturb me while you are in the shower. Please buy a ticket for peeping. I am forty. 20% off for groups, booking phone number: I won’t tell the average person!

59. I am working hard and cannot greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Welfare Association to sue me, saying that I deprived it of its right to take maternity leave.

60. Dear, please wait for me, my child is crying...

61. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your operating system. Please press ctrl shift del

62. The user you are calling is no longer in the service area... It may be that the network is not connected... If you want to solve this kind of problem... please bump your head hard against the monitor... to ensure The network is smooth...

63. The machine owner didn’t bring any paper with him when he went to the toilet!

64. The master is not here. Where have you gone? At once. . I just won’t tell you. If you really want to find me, please hold down the power button on your computer for 4 seconds and leave a message. . . .

65.──I am playing backgammon.

Last time I was distracted and lost all my pants. If I lose again this time, I will be photographed naked! I don’t want anyone to see me. I’ll get back to you when this game is over.

66. The owner is running naked. The owner has run out of the service area

67. The person you called is not here now. When you hear the "click" of the hard disk, please turn to Leave a message with your mouse, thank you...

68. If you are not offline within one minute, hehe~~~~~~I will be embarrassed~

69. People have three urgent needs. If you reply after half a minute, it means I am peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means I am pooping. If there is no reply within an hour, please call 120 for me.

70. The user you are calling is running naked... Please wait and call again!

71. In the shower~No spectators allowed! ! ^_^0

72. You are working on a manuscript. If you quarrel with me, be careful I will cut your tongue. Hum...

73. Stop quarreling. I want to guess with God. The code decided to lose and cook lunch!

74. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

75. I am dating other girls (GG). I will date you after I finish my work!

76. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.

77. Go away. If you don’t reply within 3 minutes, please don’t get mad, because I am posing in front of the camera!

78. The person you called is not here now. When you hear the "click" of the hard disk, please leave a message with the mouse, thank you