QQ Classic Automatic Reply Funny Copy General (42 sentences)

QQ Classic Auto-reply Funny Copy (I) 1. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there is 198 ahead. Please be patient ~

2. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

3. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me love you to activate it.

Hello, I'm not here now, and I won't call you back when I get back.

I have never been the most special one.

6. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

7. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

Our boss is saving the galaxy.

9. Please enter 520 times I love you and call me.

10. [Automatic reply] Hello, I am an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

1 1. [Automatic reply] Feng ~ too big ~ la ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~

12. If something happens, I can tell her for you.

13. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the tasting.

15. Tell me. I'm your grandpa Niu.

16. Stop, I love you.

17. If you don't reply to the message, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

18. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?

19. Where is Sister Hadron?

20. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

2 1. I went to the back hill to discuss eating the Tang Priest with the old demon in Montenegro. Wait till I get back.

QQ Classic Auto-reply Funny Copy (Part Two)

22. I am submerged in the ocean of learning.

23. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

24. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

25. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

26. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.

27. I can't read it back

28. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

29. "Be right back after the commercial."

30. Don't call me, I'm not here.

3 1. Sorry, I think you are too beautiful, and I refuse to reply to you.

32. Explore Dora, wash your face and look for Igubiku, look for Spongebob when you are hungry, look for tools to shout "Oh potatoes", look for super detectives to solve difficulties and think with them. I just don't have time anyway.

33.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

34. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

35. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

36. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.

37. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

38. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

39. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

40. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

4 1. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later!

42. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

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1. Note: Users using Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.

2. If there is no reply within a few minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper.

Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.

4. Hey, hey, do you want to see my automatic reply? No way!

5. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

6. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

7. What did you send? I see how it is garbled!

8. The above information is mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.

9. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

10, leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

1 1. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

12, you have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be archived. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

13, I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

14, the subscriber you dialed is still in the bathroom, please send him toilet paper later!

15, the scholar hides in the network, waiting for the beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.

16, sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

17, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

18. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

19, I'm sorry, but the code you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

20. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

2 1, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

22. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me.

23, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

24. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

25, the main reason for myocardial infarction is dying, if you want to leave a message, please call first!

26. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

27. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

28. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

29. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep ... beep!

30. The machine is dying because of myocardial infarction. If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

3 1. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

32. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

33. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

34. Please don't disturb me while I'm taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

35. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

36. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you!

37. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

38. Alas, you are so naughty! Look, I'm not finished. There you go again!

39. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

40.DD I was playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

4 1. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

42. The subscriber you dialed is streaking, please redial later!

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I agreed in our last life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

44. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

45. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

46. I am XX's dog. XX is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.

47. Hi ~ The boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

48. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

49. The hand is always too soft, but the heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

50. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

5 1, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

53. Be right back after the commercial!

54. This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

55. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

56. Message sending error: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 1 10. Please call silly when you get through, and then someone will answer.

57. People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within a few minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within hours, please help me.

58. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

59. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me another chance, I will say three words: I will go. If we must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it will be a period of time!

60. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

6 1, DD You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

62. Hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after the beep!

63. I got the news that Troy has started to work.

64. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

65. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

66. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

68. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

70. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

7 1, I went to the back hill of Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest with the old demon. I'll talk about it when I come back.

72.do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

73. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy

Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy the first one

1. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

2. The flashy world is vast, so why not wait for dad?

Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

I hope your background will always be kind and brave.

Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.

6. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

7. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash, or you can call Want Want Team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

9. Sorry, the user you contacted was silent and fell into deep sleep. Talk about ten advantages to wake up ta.

10. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

1 1. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

12. So, so, what do you want to express?

13. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

14. To tell you quietly, I like a boy, which is the fifth word in this passage.

15. The derivatives of the war have gone and may never come back.

16. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

17. I want to be Yilang and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

18. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides of the nebula fluctuate because of you.

19. Life is so long, do you still want to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?

20. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, orange watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

2 1. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy Part II

22. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

23. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

24. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~

25. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

26. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

27. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

28. Not returning messages is a common problem for beautiful women.

Don't move when you see the news I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.

30. Stop, I love you.

3 1. I don't want you to think, I just want me to think, I don't think I want to talk to you.

32. Your handsome father is on his way.

33. If you want me, please press eight.

34. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and essays will be more magnificent than today.

35. Press one for typing and chatting.

36. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.

37. Please press 1 for manual service.

38. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

39.404 not found.

40. Ask age reply 0

4 1. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of the old man.

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1, the owner is not here. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

2, hello, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so that's all I have to say!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

5. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

6. If I don't cancel within one minute, I'm embarrassed to pull ~

7. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

8. I am xx's dog. Xx is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

9. I come occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer my question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

10, I am not here, I am cooking. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

1 1, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when I will go online, I said it is basically difficult.

12, busy collecting debts recently! [mail? Protected] (reply to your letter)! [mail? Protected] (password not found yet)!

13, do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

14, is there a place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream.

15, ah, miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.

16, you have the right to chat with me, but everything I say may become a negative factor harmful to your growth.

17, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.

18, how did you get here! You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

19, this casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

20, go away, if you don't reply within 3 minutes, don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

2 1, the person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click.

22. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

23. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

24. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to.

26. My present posture: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

27. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

28. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! Master's inflatable doll

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

30. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

3 1, a cute little pig, with big innocent eyes, pouted at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

32. If you meet such a person who doesn't leave, there will be countless flies buzzing in your ear. An incomprehensible type

33. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep? ****!

34. Your qq has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

35.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

36. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

37. Please don't disturb me while I'm taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

38. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

39. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

40. Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.

4 1, in a trance, tears are raging on your face. Are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay?

42. The computer is processing your information. Please wait a moment. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

43. Being a nun knocks every day, and I'm going to fall. Be quiet ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up.

44. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.

45. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

46. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

47. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

48. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

49. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

50. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

5 1, if there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper. .

52. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.

54. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

55. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

56. People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

57. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

58.hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

59. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

60. Such people are generally resolute. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

6 1, people have three emergencies. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within 1 hour, please call me.

62. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

64. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply Now he won't tell me anything, that's all I have.

66. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. If you want to solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head.

67. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

68.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

69. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

7 1. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

72. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

73. The nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer.

74. Error 403: Restarting may solve this problem. Please call 0 10-845422 if you have any questions. After the connection, please shout a curse before someone answers.

75. My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to say with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

76. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

77. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.

78. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

79. If you go to eat at noon, you are called to give lectures during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.

80. The subscriber you called is temporarily unavailable. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks.