What are the April Fool's jokes (78 sentences)?

1, April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make up?

2, this sentence is a thief, it is not troublesome when receiving it, and it is less painful when reading it. When forwarding it, the salary is high, and the banknotes are picked up in groups. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy!

3. Happiness needs simple sowing, life needs warm watering, and feelings need short message communication. To spend a dime, I wish you a "fool" every year!

If you dare to confess to others on April Fool's Day, I dare to bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

5. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me to be happy.

6. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, you really don't like it.

7. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something I can't say to someone who wants to say it.

9. Friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair shawl, big eyes, round and bright, bright and lovely, smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt. Don't look down, friend. He is a pet dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

10, some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying false love words; April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

1 1 Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!

13, even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to lie to you.

14, your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

15, April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, when you are stupid, I sincerely wish you progress.

16, Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

17, I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

18, I would like to dedicate this short message to all the friends who are young, urban and rural, silly and immersed in April Fool's Day happiness. Happy April Fool's Day to colleagues!

19, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you were infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Nowadays, bacteria are dressed in uniform, full of energy and neatly arranged, and are walking through your body with vigorous steps.

20. I want to tell you on April Fool's Day that I still love you, but unfortunately I am not qualified to lie to you.

2 1. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

22, April Fool's Day is coming, but also test the brain, nervous, let high IQ occupy the highlands!

23, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Today, a large number of patients will be worried about being "stupid", showing that they don't believe the notice of the meeting, don't listen to the call of the leader, don't be invited to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't even laugh when they receive a text message. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.

26, April Fool's Day, funny is everyone's responsibility!

27, everyone should learn a craft, such as pumping pig's head, such as playing dog fights, such as flattery, such as talking and laughing, such as ... for example, I tease you, hahaha, happy April Fool's Day!

28. This year, there is no justice: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

29, my grandmother said, children now! April Fool's Day confession, Valentine's Day breakup and Tomb-Sweeping Day's proposal are all against the rhythm.

30. The IQ is high or low, and stupidity is the same.

3 1, April Fool's Day, you are stupid all over the world, but not your heart.

Don't treat me as April Fool's Day, it will be as lively as the Spring Festival, then I will make your Tomb-Sweeping Day even more horrible than Halloween.

33. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

34. Do you know what is the most painful thing about fighting landlords? It's when someone suddenly drops the line in the middle of a battle.

35. The sweet words of Valentine's Day deceived you, but the truth of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!

36. April Fool's Day is coming, which makes you afraid of being angry, a prank that makes you care, and a trick that makes you tired. So I specially send my simple blessing, and have fun after receiving it!

37. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

38. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

39. As long as the ending is with you, the process makes me feel no pain.

40. My future son, tell me where to find your father.

4 1, the house price fooled us into dwelling house slaves, the salary fooled us into nine to five, and the reality fooled us into a trance-every day is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday!

42. I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because success in confession can be a lover, failure can be a joke, and they won't lose you anyway.

43. On April Fool's Day, one person was killed. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day will arrive soon.

44, gold, is the sun; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning is spirits; Crispy, it's you ... You got an electric shock again. You stopped reading text messages long ago!

45. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

46. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

47. April Fool's Day has become a confession day, and Valentine's Day has become a breakup day.

48. It's April Fool's Day again, and many people have expressed their holiday wishes.

49. Throw bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

50. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

5 1, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, the parrot's nose and legs are crooked, and its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people born with buck teeth will fly in fear. When they see you, they will shrink back and shout that they have met a ghost.

52. If anyone cheats me on April Fool's Day (1), I will bury him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 5th! Don't ask me what I did in those three days, dig a hole!

53. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

54. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

55. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

56. April Fool's Day is coming. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; There is "stupidity" in the work; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

57. On April Fool's Day, in order to have fun with you, I "fool" sincerely sent you this short message, which smelled like an endless idiot. I wish you a happy "fool": silly every day, silly every month, and have a happy "April Fool's Day"!

58, April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

59. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, no matter whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!

60. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won. After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

6 1, it is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Fool, have fun with you!

62, firm, but not stubborn; Trust, but not frivolous; Brave, but not reckless; Lively, but not frivolous; Humor, but not vulgar; Be alert, but not suspicious; A fool, but not a fool. Happy April Fool's Day to colleagues!

There is a festival called April Fool's Day. There is a blessing called a fool's blessing, a promise called a fool's lie, a happiness called being fooled and a happiness called being cheated. Happy April Fool's Day and Happy Holidays!

64. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

65. On Monday April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, or go to work at 8: 30! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

66. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

67, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

68. On April Fool's Day, I can boldly confess to you, because I can leave with a smile.

69. There is something I must tell you at noon today 12. If you overslept, change it to 5 pm; If you can't sleep, then 1 am. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

70. Do you know? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

7 1. If you lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

72. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are regarded as jokes.

73. April Fool's Day is here. In order to have fun with you stupidly, I sincerely send this short message to you stupidly, which is endless. I wish you a happy "happy" person: you are capable, stupid, naive and stupid; To a fool, life is like water.

I have been celebrating April Fool's Day every day since I crossed friends.

Happy April Fool's Day makes you and me a fool today, but only I will be a wise man tomorrow.

76. Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

77. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

78. Son, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows that you are not lying.