New Year greetings are very funny.

The New Year greetings are funny as follows:

1, don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to throw up at the sight of you; Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you. Don't think you are alone, in fact, I have always trusted you. Happy new year, you are handsome, you are handsome, and you should be handsome in the new year!

2, happy gongs and drums, the New Year is to be happy. When fireworks are set off, onlookers must applaud. In the Spring Festival Evening of Crosstalk, poems and songs were added to the Spring Festival couplets. Happy New Year to family and friends. Ziyan was born on the first day of Rizhao. Looking at happiness from a distance, I hung it at the front door and flew down to thousands of feet. Suspected happiness fell for nine days. Looking at health and safety horizontally, I am lucky in the distance. I don't know the true face of New Year's Day, just because I haven't received my news. Happy new year!

3, eat eggs in the New Year, Geely is safe. A double yellow egg, friendship is deeper than honey. A poached egg and a red envelope. A lucky egg, good luck. A blessed egg, happy for a long time, happy New Year's Day!

4, holding a cup of beauty in your heart, family reunion is happy. A thousand glasses of wine won't make you drunk, but a happy life will make you drunk. Relatives are healthy and friends are smiling around. The beauty is real and the joy is endless. I wish you good luck, good luck and all the best on New Year's Day.

5, New Year's Day messages are overwhelming, I am afraid that blessings can't be stuffed in, and it is not easy to take action in advance to occupy the highlands. It's not easy to mix the top three. I want to wish you all the best. You can do whatever you want. Happy new year!