Ask for a clean joke

I collected it fairly cleanly a while ago, but it's a bit ironic.

At first, I asked God directly for a bike. Later, I thought, God doesn't do things like this. So I stole one and asked God to forgive me.

You can never beat a pure SB, because he will bring your IQ to his level and then beat you with rich experience.

The last thing I want to do in this world is to hurt you, but it's still in my mind.

The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet, went in, and went out to know everything.

God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

If I were a girl, I would fall in love with myself. ...

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

When I saw the ruins after the World Trade Center collapsed;

When I saw the tragic death of the children in Beslan Primary School;

When I saw the street after the explosion in Madrid;

When I saw the paralyzed subway station in London ...

I am out of anger-don't you cold-blooded and inhuman terrorists know to attack Japan? ! !

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. Really.

I'd love to contact you, but … the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

Now I'm really a mess ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... my mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do.

Do it. ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person is you.

Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!

If I burn incense and meet you in a year,

It took three years to get to know you.

Ten years of burning incense can cherish you,

For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to God.

Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays me.