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2018 Classic Halloween Blessings

2018 Classic Halloween Blessings 1

1. Carve a weird pumpkin lantern to illuminate your life and dispel the dullness; make a unique spider costume to set off your chivalrous character and show off your happiness; Wave a special magic wand to subdue bad luck and dance with good fortune. Halloween is here, I wish you all the best and the Sacred Heart is happy.

2. Can you let me stay in your inbox? I will just sit quietly and promise you that I will be good... until Halloween comes, so that I can be the first person to wish you well. La. Wish you a happy Halloween!

3. It is said that Halloween is also a ghost festival, and the happiest person must be you, because you have a devilish figure, a devilish smile, and a spooky personality. I heard that you are My former name is Little Ghost Head, so when Halloween comes, I must lead the fun.

4. It is said that on Halloween, ghosts wander around and their ghosts are still there! I specially sent the most loyal ghost to your bedside in the middle of the night. With a pale face and red eyes, I touch your face with my dry hands and send my greetings: Happy Halloween!

5. The wind blows the fallen leaves, and the night is a little lonely. In such a Every day, I can’t help but think of you first. I want to say to you, my friend, Happy Halloween! Don’t thank me, who told you that you and ghosts are close relatives!

 6. Send this The motivation of the text message is "greetings"; the subjective performance is "intentional"; the objective performance is "mobile communication technology realizes information transmission"; sender: me; purpose: I hope you who receive the text message celebrate Halloween like me.

7. I’m sending you a text message to tell you that Halloween is here again; pick up the pumpkin, bring the garlic, and prepare for the ghost-catching exam. You need to practice calligraphy before drawing the talisman. You need to be brave to try to exorcise the devil. May you become a new person. Become a happy angel. I wish you a happy Halloween!

8. When you show up, ghosts will show up. I’m not criticizing you. Halloween is a carnival, mainly for entertainment. Why dress up like a real ghost? Everyone will run away when they see you, you won’t tell me that you are real, right?

9. Urban legend about Halloween: Boys eat an apple that night, don’t look back after eating, find another side In the mirror, you can see the appearance of your future partner; a girl takes off her shoes, arranges them in a T-shape, then without saying anything or looking back, hums a song and gets into bed, and that night she can dream of her future husband.

10. I went to buy pumpkins for Halloween, and the boss specially picked a big one for me. I said, "I can't eat so much by myself," and the boss said, "I thought you were making masks."

11. I am sending you a text message to tell you that there is someone behind you. If you don’t believe it, look back. No? Look back again. No? Look back again. Really not? Damn it, I wish you a happy Halloween!

12. Thank you for the care you gave me, for spoiling me rotten, and spoiling me so much that I flew up without realizing it, only then did I realize that there was something planned. . This Halloween, let me take you to fly to the sky, okay? Don’t be afraid, you won’t fall down with me!

13. I have been longing for you for a long time, ever since I saw you I fell in love with you at the first sight. I won’t marry you unless I am in this life. Come and accompany me now. I am so lonely and lonely in the underworld alone... Come and accompany me on Halloween night!

14. Winter melon rind and watermelon rind need to be changed for Halloween. Your head, my head, change heads on Halloween. To scare you, to scare you, to tease you on Halloween. Haha, don’t be afraid, Halloween is here, I wish you a good Halloween!

15. Wage is a miser, prices are a bully, house prices are a vampire, mood is a nuisance, Halloween is here, throw you away quickly For all your troubles, let them all go see ghosts!

16. Things to note on Halloween: To prevent seeing ghosts during the day, be elusive when going out, dress like humans and ghosts, make mistakes at work, and talk nonsense when talking. When you receive a text message, you must be unaware of it! Please tell each other!

17. The happy ghost is writing the text message, the happy ghost is sending the text message, the clever ghost is forwarding the text message, and the stingy ghost is collecting the text message.

Hey, what kind of ghost are you on Halloween!

18. If you have a wish hidden in your heart, then say it on Halloween. I guarantee that they will come true. As for when, the ghost only knows! 2018 Classic Halloween Wishes 2

1. Are you good-looking? Halloween survey: If your appearance is from heaven, please contact me directly; if your appearance is from the folk, please reply; if your appearance is from the underworld Yes, please respect yourself. Happy Halloween!

2. Do you want to become more charming? Do you want to become more handsome? I sell the elixir to ensure that you are as beautiful as a ghost and as handsome as a ghost. Welcome to order in advance via text message. Have fun as a ghost on Halloween.

3. When you are crazy, you are like a naughty kid. When you are angry, you are like a stingy kid. When you are sad, you are like a coward. When you are happy, you are like a happy ghost. You are always sneaking in my heart and I can’t help but miss you. Happy Halloween.

4. You wear a pumpkin hat on your head, a pumpkin mask on your face, eat pumpkin pie in your mouth, and hold pumpkin juice in your hand. You always think you are cute and kawaii, but in fact you are the second generation fool. Haha, I wish you a Halloween hapiness.

5. I also put on the skull hat, I also put on the black gown, I rode on the "magic broom", I wrapped up the sheets, I also put on the witch, you Say, what else do you want from me? I just want to wish you a happy Halloween!

6. Carve a weird pumpkin lantern to illuminate your life and dispel the dullness; make a unique spider costume to set off your chivalrous character , showing off happiness; waving a special magic wand, subduing bad luck, and dancing with good fortune. Halloween is here, I wish you all the best and the Sacred Heart is happy.

7. Can you let me stay in your inbox? I will just sit quietly and promise you that I will be good... until Halloween comes, so that I can be the first to wish you well. La. Wish you a happy Halloween!

8. It is said that Halloween is also a holiday for ghosts, and the happiest person must be you, because you have a devilish figure, a devilish smile, and a spooky personality. I heard that you My former name is Little Ghost Head, so when Halloween comes, I must lead the fun.

9. It is said that on Halloween, ghosts wander around and their ghosts are still there! I specially sent the most loyal ghost to your bedside in the middle of the night. With a pale face and red eyes, I touch your face with my dry hands and send my greetings: Happy Halloween!

10. The wind blows the fallen leaves and the night is a little lonely. Every day, I can’t help but think of you first. I want to say to you, my friend, Happy Halloween! Don’t thank me, who told you that you and ghosts are close relatives!

 11. Post this The motivation of the text message is "greetings"; the subjective performance is "intentional"; the objective performance is "mobile communication technology realizes information transmission"; sender: me; purpose: I hope you who receive the text message celebrate Halloween like me.

12. I’m sending you a text message to tell you that Halloween is here again; pick up the pumpkin, bring the garlic, and prepare for the ghost-catching exam. You need to practice calligraphy before drawing the talisman. You need to be brave to try to exorcise the devil. May you become a different person. Become a happy angel. I wish you a happy Halloween!

13. When you show up, ghosts will show up. I’m not criticizing you. Halloween is a carnival, and it’s mainly for entertainment. Why dress up like a real ghost? Everyone will run away when they see you, you won’t tell me that you are real, right?

14. Urban legend about Halloween: Boys eat an apple that night, don’t look back after eating, find another side In the mirror, you can see the appearance of your future partner; a girl takes off her shoes, arranges them in a T-shape, then without saying anything or looking back, hums a song and gets into bed, and that night she can dream of her future husband.

15. I went to buy pumpkins for Halloween, and the boss specially picked a big one for me. I said, "I can't eat so much by myself." The boss said, "I thought you were making masks."

16. I am sending you a text message to tell you that there is someone behind you. If you don’t believe it, look back. No? Look back again. No? Look back again. Really not? What a ghost, I wish you a happy Halloween! Three classic Halloween blessings in 2018

1. Light up strange pumpkin lanterns to drive away monsters and ghosts; wear weird costumes to scare away disasters; Sprinkle colorful candies to welcome happiness and good luck.

Happy Halloween, let’s gather around the bonfire of text messages, release our passion, and have a carnival!

2. Light up the pumpkin lantern and illuminate your sweet dreams until the morning; start the magic broom and take you to knock on the door of happiness; care all the time , take care of every minute, dear friend: I sincerely wish you: a happy Halloween and contentment!

3. The gate to hell opens, and all the ghosts come out. So when you see people, you have to speak human words, when you see ghosts, you tell lies, when you see a pervert, you kick him a few times, when you see a female ghost, you have to tease him.

4. You are so beautiful that you are infinitely intoxicating; you walk so handsomely with no effort at all; your movements are so weird and ethereal; you smile so mysteriously that you never have to breathe. Happy Halloween, your holiday.

5. You are an elf, and I am a witch; you are a gargoyle, and I am Bigfoot; you are a vampire, and I am a mummy; I will always be a phoenix with you, and be happy Bring it to you, pass on blessings to you, and wish you a happy Halloween!

6. You are a ghost, don’t deny it. You talk nonsense, you act like a ghost, you eat like a hungry ghost, you drink like a drunkard, you turn into a pervert when you see a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman calls you a dead ghost. Little ghost, I wish you a happy Halloween!

7. Behind you stands Bai Wuchang and Black Wuchang, and in front of you stands the ghost warrior and evil witch. She wears a ghost costume on her head and looks like a ghost on her face. I am confused about this. What's going on? You said you were dead. You are having a really crazy time this Halloween!

8. When you see this text message, congratulations on being chosen by the ghost to visit first. Tonight, we will hold a party at your home to welcome all monsters and monsters. Remember to be there! Happy Halloween.

9. When you smile, wolves will hang themselves. When you bark, chickens and dogs will fly. When you stand, the smell will fill the air. When you sweat, lice will be a disaster. If you don’t dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. You As soon as you dress up, ghosts will scare you and paralyze you! Dedicated to the protagonist of Halloween!

10. As soon as you were born, the mountains collapsed and the ground cracked. You whistled, the mountains roared and the tsunami roared. You waved your hand, and the monkeys danced wildly. You howled. , the demons trembled. Monkey King! You are the protagonist of Halloween! Haha. Happy Halloween!

11. The happy ghost is writing text messages, the happy ghost is sending text messages, the clever ghost is forwarding text messages, the stingy ghost is collecting text messages, and the annoying ghost is deleting text messages. On Halloween, ghosts call the shots in ghost territory.

12. You talk nonsense, you act like a ghost, you eat like a hungry ghost, you drink like a drunkard, you become a pervert when you see a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman calls you a dead ghost. Happy Halloween, kid!

13. Are you good-looking? Halloween survey: If your appearance is from heaven, please contact me directly; if your appearance is from the folk, please reply; if it is from the underworld Yes, please respect yourself. Happy Halloween!

14. Do you want to become more charming? Do you want to become more handsome? I sell the elixir to ensure that you are as beautiful as a ghost and as handsome as a ghost. Welcome to order in advance via text message. Have fun as a ghost on Halloween.

15. When you are crazy, you are like a naughty kid. When you are angry, you are like a stingy kid. When you are sad, you are like a coward. When you are happy, you are like a happy ghost. You are always sneaking in my heart and I can’t help but miss you. Happy Halloween.

16. You wear a pumpkin hat on your head, a pumpkin mask on your face, eat pumpkin pie in your mouth, and hold pumpkin juice in your hand. You always think you are cute and kawaii, but in fact you are the second generation fool. Haha, I wish you a Halloween hapiness.

17. I also put on the skull hat, I also put on the black gown, I rode on the "magic broom", I also wrapped the sheets, I also put on the witch, you Say, what else do you want from me? I just want to wish you a happy Halloween! 2018 Classic Halloween Wishes Four

1. At the Halloween ghost party, a woman actually screamed and asked her boyfriend 朋友叫过来揍我,真是太过分了!再说,他们也没说不能扮色鬼啊!

 2. 文艺青年:只要心中有爱,天天都是情人节!二B青年: As long as there are ghosts in your heart, every day is Halloween!

3. Ghost costumes, masks, and surprises in the princess box. Scarecrows, ancient castles, pumpkins carved into funny faces. Little black cat, cross, witch riding a broomstick.

Bite the apple, have a carnival, and have a happy Halloween!

4. You always call me a coward every time I walk at night, you always call me a stingy every time I go shopping, and you change every time I get angry. A happy ghost. Halloween is coming, and I’m going to bring in all kinds of ghosts to scare you, the annoying ghost!

5. It is said that a ghost will appear in front of you tonight. Don’t be afraid, I will tell you a way. Please put red ink on your face, spread your hair forward, stick out your tongue, and shout "I am a ghost too, Happy Halloween!"

 6. It is said that all monsters and ghosts will be here tonight. Gather together and hold a plenary meeting. The purpose of the meeting is to let everyone receive a slogan text message on their mobile phones. The slogan is: Happy Halloween!

7. Don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door if you have done nothing wrong. If bad things go too far, dreams will be disturbing. Do good deeds with a kind heart and perform good deeds. The body is upright and not afraid of slanting shadows, the spirit is full of vitality and the devil is weeping. Halloween is here, I wish you: peace of mind and awe-inspiring atmosphere.

8. If you don’t have much talent, just be able to pretend to be a ghost. If you don’t have much courage, just don’t be scared. If you don’t have much humor, just follow the fun. If you don’t know how to dance, just dance along. Halloween , go crazy, let go, and live out your individuality.

9. In busy days, I may forget to contact you, and in physically and mentally exhausted days, I may forget to send blessings, but today is your holiday, and I will never forget to send you the most sincere wishes. Greetings, Happy Halloween!

10. I thought about going to my grandma’s house to take a look, but I was really dissatisfied - the old man is 96 this year and has already started decorating for Halloween early. There are spider webs everywhere in the house, insects crawling on the windows, and a skeleton sitting on the sofa. It's really caring, but no one answered after I called twice... Okay, then I'll come back next year to see it.

11. The good-looking ones went to Halloween, while the ugly ones stayed at home to celebrate Wan Cheng Festival!

12. Question: “Why are Christmas and Valentine’s Day in China? Halloween is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but it has not become popular?" Answer: "Because women can't get gifts."

13. "Trick or treat!" The little boy opened the door and saw his favorite girl. The little girl stood at the door. He touched his empty pocket awkwardly, plucked up the courage to step forward and kissed her, and then asked: "Is it sweet?"

14. On Halloween Eve, I walked down the street neatly dressed. , pretending to be a human being.

15. Light up the jack-o-lantern in your hand, put on your happy mask, dress up to attend the Halloween carnival night, forget everything for the time being, and enjoy the carnival tonight. Happy Halloween!

16. TV shopping version of the classic Halloween text message: During Halloween, our company officially launches the "I am proud to catch ghosts, I am proud to carnival" activity. The content of the activity is to express the words "Happy Halloween" to you. My good friend shouted three hundred times.

17. Your appearance is so strange that even Zhong Kui will look at you with suspicion. Your smile is charming, as stunning as a flower. Your figure is tempting, even those who are fat must worship you. Fans big and small, I will make you an idol. Have fun on Halloween. ***A moment of ecstasy.

18. Your performance: people are not like humans, ghosts are not like ghosts, your results: children cry and call mom when they see you, mom reaches out to hit you when she sees you, your achievements: traffic jam , the whole city is full of ghosts, Halloween is here, pretend to be ghosts, have fun, scare people, and have fun.

19. There is someone behind you! Don’t move! Look at the screen and don’t look back. He is always waiting, waiting for you to look back unexpectedly. Haha, did it scare you? In fact, it’s just that I want to say to you: Happy Halloween!

20. You said that you are shy and often shy and blush. Therefore, you don’t like crowded situations. But now it’s okay, today is Halloween, you can go out for a walk at night when you have nothing to do! Happy Halloween

 21. You are handsome, you are so handsome, ghosts love you. The ghost of happiness haunts you, the ghost of wealth accompanies you, the ghost of luck likes you, the ghost of longevity hugs you, even Xiaoqian won't let you go, shouting to marry you tomorrow. Haha, happy Halloween!

22. You are a ghost, the midnight ghost hovering in my thoughts, you are a zombie, the thousand-year-old zombie that has been dusted in my heart, you are a vampire, the beautiful vampire that sucks my life away, Halloween, please let me miss you as much as you like, like a happy ghost.

23. You are a cigarette, and I am a smoker; you are wine, and I am an alcoholic; you are food, and I am a glutton; you take good care of me, and I am a happy ghost. Happy Halloween! < /p>

24. If I am destined in this life, I will stay by your side with all my heart; if I am not destined in this life, I am willing to become a lonely ghost and stay in front of your door every night, just to wait until Halloween night. When I come in front of you, I say: I can’t scare you to death!

25. Lanterns rise, paper boats float, pumpkins light up, magic brooms fly, and lonely ghosts are released , the big ghost and the little ghost ran out, screaming, let’s have a Halloween carnival, let’s do it together! 2018 Classic Halloween Blessings Five

1. Thank you for your care for me, spoil me rotten, spoil me Only when I flew up unconsciously did I realize that there was an arrangement somewhere. This Halloween, let me take you to fly to the sky, okay? Don’t be afraid, you won’t fall down with me!

2. By God’s blessing, the Jade Emperor issued an edict: In order to strengthen friendly exchanges between the East and West ghost realms, On Halloween day, ghosts from the West are invited to the East for a vacation. The East and West ghost tribes have a big party. The Heavenly Master Zhong Kui has a day off and is not allowed to catch ghosts. This is it!

3. Crazy is the main theme today, scary. It’s for fun, screaming is your tone, and it remains your and my laughter. Pretend to be a ghost until the climax. Halloween is here, wear a different look, play until ghosts cry and wolves howl, and live a happy life!

4. Use madness as the main tone, arrogance as the style, scary as the mood, scream as the tone, laughter as the tone, pretend to be ghosts to high-profile, Halloween is coming, wear unusual colors and play with different high-profile, Live a life of indulgence.

5. The wind is roaring, the ghosts are chirping, and the pumpkins are constantly shining; the lights are playing and people are jumping wildly. Halloween is so lively; wear ghost clothes and ghost hats, and vow to make today a mess. Haha, happy Halloween!

6. The joy lies in being entranced, running amok in the street, the pleasure lies in doing it in the public, the love lies in not being afraid of being disturbed, the enjoyment lies in no longer being bored and having less worries, the comfort lies in pretending to be a ghost like crazy I have many friends, and I am running back and forth as much as I want. I am in love with you on Halloween. I wish you relaxation and happiness.

7. Romantic times are always available, and beautiful days come with the wind. Even the upcoming Halloween, where there are only beautiful nine-tailed fox girls and beautiful painted skins, everyone will have a carnival together. Happy Halloween to you.

8. Come and dress up together; look forward to a new image; let go and worry in your heart; act out, the impression in a dream; be unbridled and laugh; fantasize about being unconstrained; carefree and passionate. Happy Halloween!

9. On a carnival night, if a skeleton in black appears in front of you, if a monster in white hides behind you, don’t be afraid, as long as you keep my blessing in your heart, he will be Show your true colors and wish you a happy Halloween!

10. You damn ghost, you haven’t contacted me for so long. Today is your holiday. I am very compassionate and will find you a fun job. Please go and celebrate Halloween with Black and White Wuchang. Haha, I wish you have fun playing with the big ghosts and little ghosts, and happy Halloween!

11. Today on Halloween, my friend invited me to go to Happy Valley to play together, and I asked my friend what I wanted to dress up in.

12. A friend said: With your appearance, you are already scary without makeup.

13. Speaking of Halloween, I think of the past of a coser friend: Back then, a few of them braved it and went to a haunted ruins on Halloween to take a group of supernatural-themed photos. Unexpectedly, it really happened. One of the photos captured a ghost image. But because everyone's expressions and movements were really perfect in that picture, several people discussed it and decided to drop it out of the film.

14. I feel that the truth of Journey to the West is actually that the heaven and the Buddhist world are celebrating Halloween. They have sent people to cosplay as monsters and monsters. Every family ten meters away and every one hundred meters away arrested Tang Monk and waited for a monkey dressed as a monkey. The little baby knocks on the door. This little baby has a very bad temper. Every time he goes to a house, he will yell: Don't give it to him! He will cause trouble.

15. “Trick or Treat!” It was freezing cold, and as I shouted at the door of the goddess’s house, a warm current hit me. I was used by her diabetic father. His face was full of urine.

16. Look at the brightly lit pumpkin lanterns, listen to the blessings of prayers, enjoy the joyful Halloween night, drive away the ghosts and monsters in your dreams, and light up the beauty in your and my heart. A shining lamp warms the heart, Happy Halloween!

17. You have a "cunning" appearance, you are always sneaky, you occasionally play tricks, you are eloquent and talk nonsense, you are resourceful and clever, and you are skilled in ghosts. It’s unpredictable, things go awry, and recently I’ve been harboring ulterior motives, so be careful to keep your miscarriage safe! Happy Halloween!

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