I'm going to have surgery in a few hours ... What message should I send to my girlfriend to let her know and don't worry ... [warm ...]

Tell a joke about the hospital and then lead her to know that you are in the hospital. Worry is inevitable, but make the atmosphere better and use your sweet words.

Get you some jokes.

"Can you tell me? Why did you run out of the operating room? " The dean asked a very nervous patient.

"The nurse said,' Be brave, appendectomy is very simple!' "

"Isn't it?" "alas! But this sentence is for the doctor who is going to operate on me! "

A nurse with a full chest and a good face quickly said to the doctor, "Please go and see that patient quickly. I just took his pulse, which beats 120 times per minute, and his eyes are still staring at me. "

The doctor said unhurriedly, "You cover his eyes with gauze first, and then measure."

Very skeptical

An honest country gentleman came to town to see a dentist. The doctor said that he would be anesthetized, and the gentleman immediately took out his wallet.

Dentist: "Sir, you don't have to pay now."

Sir: "Oh, I just want to make sure how much money I have before I am anesthetized."