A complete collection of interesting short messages that secretly deceive people.

Look, my heart is full of waves. I don't want to be gentle, just say it! You are really annoying, very annoying, very annoying ... lovable, never tired of watching it, haha!

You broke the dull atmosphere of the meeting and made everyone look at you with new eyes. Although your speech was purely groundless, it left a deep impression on all of us-you fart bug that pollutes the air!

As the saying goes: more lice don't itch. According to this reasoning, you won't think that there are too many flies, too many frogs, too much noise, too high a temperature, too hot, too many mosquitoes, too much sweat, too dirty and too many cicadas. Look, what an inspirational season summer is! Friends, do more exercise, don't look at air conditioning, don't hang mosquito nets!

Spiders go online to pick up girls all day, fish and shrimp bathe all day, crabs play with road bullies, crows sing karaoke, dogs become security guards, chickens become ladies, and bees also hire public relations. Hey, pigs can read text messages now!

For a whole year, I punched Nanshan nursing home and kicked Beihai kindergarten, all of which fell below one meter. I step on the morgue, and if you're not satisfied, stand up! Nobody dares to gasp! Do not believe, you try!

A mosquito was so careless that it bit me, but I caught it. Mosquito begging for mercy: If you let me go, I will help you realize a wish. I was overjoyed and immediately said, go and bite someone for me, the guy I miss most! Mosquito is curious: Who do you miss most? I smiled: just look at the small sample of SMS! This guy doesn't want to send me a message even if he has time!

Summer is here to remind you that being bitten by mosquitoes is a happy thing, at least to prove that you were not forgotten when you gave out red envelopes; You can get close to natural creatures at zero distance when you sleep; Kiss (mosquitoes) at any time; More flesh and blood has inherited your blood; Enjoy the romance of intimate whispers; Can cultivate one's self-cultivation, itch. General friendship, I really don't tell him! Haha ~

This information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

You fascinate me? I don't feel tired watching you all day. I don't need to blink. I will look at you and accompany you every day. I'm so happy! My favorite mobile phone!

Tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: the best and coolest way to relieve summer heat is to look in the mirror, check the balance of bank cards, pinch your stomach and check your sweetheart's QQ invisibility. Is my heart cold now?

I really want to lead you to walk on the mountain road full of gardenias, watch the stars on your moonlit night and listen to the whispers of the sea with you. I want to be with you, so I firmly said to the shopkeeper: I'll buy this dog!

A little dog, sitting at the gate, with black eyes, wants to eat meat and bones; Don't ask fat or thin, don't care about beauty or ugliness, don't look at the hukou, as long as there is meat, the puppy will follow; Make trouble, send text messages, and learn how to tease dogs!

Congratulations on getting a white house with a lawn in front. It is located in Washington, DC, and its current owner is named Bush. You can ask him to move out of your house at once!

You are as great as a hero, you are a red flower in the green leaves, you are as cold as an iceberg, you are a refreshing and pleasant green tea, and you are a fairy from the sky, so you have a nice Japanese name: Dahuako!

How to determine that you are a normal person ① Have a mobile phone and can send text messages; You are spending time reading this thing; You don't realize that 3 is missing; (5) You run to check whether there are three; ⑦ But what about 6? ⑧ You smiled and felt stupid; Pet-name ruby and 1 Attending you believe, and then run to check! Haha, now all you have to do is forward it to the next person ~

Life is limited, but texting you is infinite. I want to dedicate my limited life to the cause of unlimited SMS harassment, for the lovely 1 every day. 5 yuan, please accept my heartfelt harassment!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. When I am free, I lie on the grass and watch you gently … eat grass!