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Good morning and have a nice weekend.

Lead: You will be free after the weekend holiday, so relax! Good morning! The following are my good morning weekend words, I hope you like them!

1, thinking of its goodness reminds me of you. If I miss its beauty, I will love you more. Thanks for its goodness, I think you are better. Life is better with it. You should spend the rest of your life with me, but the weekend is only two days. We are very happy together, dear. Have a nice weekend.

2. You are adjusting your mood on Monday; On Tuesday, you are releasing your sadness; On Wednesday, you are remembering sweat; On Thursday, you are easing your temper; You are counting down for Friday's weekend! Five working days a week, every day you are so full! Have a nice weekend!

3, stop, you are not smart head, the weekend is over, enough; Forget it, smiling face for five days, it's the weekend, okay! Don't act on weekends, be your happiest self!

4, the old cow said: Monday to Friday, so hard; The old horse said: it is quite simple to rest for two days on weekends; The old gentleman said: it is not appropriate to watch feng shui on weekends; Message for you: Have a nice weekend, piggy!

Grandpa Lenin said, "People who can't rest won't work." On weekends, just relax, be happy, be happy, and enjoy the sunshine bath like a pig. Happy weekend, piggy!

6. Weekend massacre: 1. Use a knife to get rid of troubles. 2. Strangle sadness with a rope. 3. Kill bad luck with poison. 4. Cut off the rotten part with scissors. Today is the weekend. Let's start the weekend massacre. Have a nice weekend.

7. Although blessing is a form, it can bring warmth to the soul; Although SMS is a kind of harassment, it can prove that I miss you; Although you only promised to invite me to dinner, you must honor it. The weekend is here, I hope it can be done.

8. Pick a snowflake for you, pure as ice and jade; Yin Hui is full of inviting the bright moon to send you; Bring you a ray of warm sunshine and feel comfortable; Send a text message to remind: it's weekend, go out for a walk, and have a good winter.

9. Come to the weekend, be free, relaxed and happy, sing a song, the song is out of tune, dance, and drop your shoes. Hehehe, I wish you a happy weekend, have a good rest, have no worries, have more happy events and have fun.

10, you have your weekend, I have my weekend, I don't want to spend it with my heart, but I want to be happier than you. You spend your weekend, I want my weekend, I don't want to spend it with you, but I want to be happy with you. Have a nice weekend.

1 1. After a hard week, relax, feel the weekend and enjoy happiness; Go home on time, Doby children, spend time with your lover, love your mother, love your father, go shopping and have a picnic; If you are outside, send text messages and make phone calls; Live with a home and miss home on weekends. Have a nice weekend!

12, once romantic, we were happy together, once blessed, we were happy together, once wonderful, we were all brilliant, once weekend, we sang together, now this weekend, it's your turn to bless me, so be sure to remember!

13, another beautiful weekend. At this moment of calm, I sincerely wish you a happy, comfortable, relaxed and cozy weekend! Live happily and enjoy life sweetly!

14, there are several weekends in January, which should be cherished. Weekends are always * * * for two days, which should be grasped. Life should be happy, which should be comfortable, happy and free, which should be dedicated, and it is necessary to live unintentionally and play confusedly, so that the weekend can be complete.

15, things in life, things at work, things in dreams, things at weekends, we can't help, we can't do whatever we want. May you have a chaotic weekend.

16, smile on weekends and forget all your troubles; It is more appropriate to have a rest on weekends and have a good time; Sleep on weekends, relax, don't feel tired, put it away on weekends, let go of the pressure and feel refreshed. The weekend is coming, I wish you a relaxed and happy life.

17, a familiar number, and a day when there is an empty number. No matter how painful the memories are, there will be a forgotten day; No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up; Weekend blessing, there will be no breakpoint for a day. Have a nice weekend.

18, having friends to remember is a kind of happiness, having friends to guide is an encouragement, having friends to support is a kind of strength, and having friends to help is a kind of warmth. Today is the weekend. I miss you very much. I suggest you always remember me, support you to invite me to dinner, thank you for always thinking about you, and help me pay the bill by the way. Hey hey, dear friend, have a nice weekend.

19, the flowers are silent and still beautiful; The grass is silent and still stands; Won't you tell me who can take it out for you? Monday to Friday, although hard, there are two days on the weekend. I make my own decisions. I know you want revenge. I'm here to tell you that when you want to burn money to get angry, I will help you find a way out! Happy weekend!

20. I was in a good mood at the weekend. Please don't run around if it's okay. Restrain your eyes, don't aim with evil eyes, lest the beauty be frightened; Control your behavior, don't laugh and howl, frighten a chicken to fly a dog to jump; Love your wife at home, carefully adjust your love, love is always beautiful; Please don't mind my friend, I'm joking; Have a nice weekend and relax!

2 1. It's the weekend again, please stop and relax in a hurry, please put down your work and have fun, please take off the pressure on yourself and have fun, please take off your fatigue, let your mood rest, let happiness return to nature, and let the sunshine bathe your face through the window.

22. Precautions: From Monday to Friday, when the work is tense and stressful, it is inevitable to suffer from work syndrome, which is manifested as fatigue, depression and irritability, and it is annoying to see the boss. Our existing "weekend pills" are free, can cure diseases, and can be returned if they are invalid. When you get the medicine, you say: weekend pills, good medicine, our favorite. Please transfer between people in need.

23. Work from nine to five, study three times, love is blooming, dreams are fading, a week comes and goes, and you don't have to worry about weekends. You are free and free, "no tricks will win". Hehe, I wish you happiness!

24, going to work is very hard, busy until Friday; It's hard to go to work, just to get some salary; It is helpless to go to work, but it is strange to be happy; Going to work is painful and expensive. It's the weekend. Go out to relax and adjust your physical and mental health.

25. On the weekend again, Tang Priest is responsible for the division of labor, Wukong is responsible for receiving happiness, Wukong is responsible for picking happiness, and Wuneng is responsible for receiving SMS blessings. Hehe, have a nice weekend.

26, you always love to talk, always love to laugh, always love to sing, always love to make trouble, everywhere is an ocean of laughter, so we all affectionately call you "boss", hehe, the weekend is here, I wish the boss Pepsi, have a nice weekend.

27. Today is the weekend. Wukong went back to Huaguoshan to play with the little monkey, Friar Sand fasted and recited Buddha at home, and even Tang Priest went on a date with the king of his daughter country. You are still sleeping, Bajie gets up, and Miss Gao is waiting for you outside. Haha, have a nice weekend.

28. Talk about our life, bless our weekend, miss our happiness, remind us of Friday, know what you want to do, don't wait for me to tell you, come and bless me!

29. Busy work, simple life, sweet love, deep friendship, endless memories, long-term blessings, happy weekend, I wish you: Happy weekend!

30. Weekend, weekend, it is not easy to wait for you. Weekend, weekend, I hope you are anxious. Weekend, weekend, what do you think I want to do? Weekend, weekend, have a happy life with you. Weekend, weekend, if the person who receives the text message knows what to do, remember to reply!

3 1, I feel that the weekend is over, my heart is chaotic, I feel the pressure of work, my heart is even more chaotic, I feel that seven days a week is chaotic, I am really chaotic, only Friday night, I think I can rest for two days, my heart is no longer chaotic, I wish you a happy weekend, and I will be chaotic with you.

32. The weekend happiness express is about to leave! Please bring a natural and relaxed body, a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, a heart that receives happiness at any time, and a ticket valid for two days!

33. I'm tired after working for a week, and I'm a little tired physically and mentally. Finally, it's the weekend and I'm in a good mood. If you don't have enough to eat and drink, you will lead a drunken life. Unfortunately, it's only been two days, and I will continue to suffer next week. Ha ha!

34. Bitter, think about Long March Road; Tired or not, think about other people's old-timers; Du Lala's position has not been in vain, and it is not easy for Qian Duoduo to get married. There are rules in the workplace, and there are rules when you are tired. This is not, the weekend is coming, and happiness is coming soon!

35. When Zhou Laoqi visits your home today, please show a little enthusiasm, passion, pride, friendliness, sincerity, hospitality, gentleness, affection and warmth, and warmly welcome him in a very good mood. Haha, have a nice weekend.

Honey, I passed the jewelry store at the weekend. I bought you four platinum necklaces. You can bring one in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and seven brick rings for you, one from Monday to Sunday. I guess you must like it. Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

37. The happy weekend came again. I stole a lazy and slept for a long time. Shopping, spending money; Invite friends and think carefully; Go to karaoke, roar; It's really cool to relax, and it's really wonderful to come on weekends. I hope you have a good mood and have a relaxing weekend!

38. You experienced Monday's suffering, spent Tuesday's confusion, responded to Wednesday's busyness, overcame Thursday's weakness, crossed Friday's expectations, and finally arrived at the weekend. Sure, have a nice weekend!

39. Play for two days at the weekend and give me a wish: give you a bamboo ring to make you crazy for half a day; Send you a wreath to make you beautiful for half a day; Send you a ball of mud and let you play for half a day; Send you a cartoon dog to make you happy for half a day; Special gift, may your heart like it; Don't call me funny, but also give you a childlike wish; Have a nice weekend, have a nice weekend!

40. There is a kind of expectation called weekend, a kind of happiness called weekend, a kind of relaxation called weekend, a kind of excitement called weekend, a kind of sunshine called weekend, a kind of decompression called weekend, a kind of rest called weekend, a kind of freshness called weekend, a friend called weekend and a kind of blessing to send you a happy weekend.

4 1, originally there were eight days in a week, but Thursday was unkind, so there were only seven days in a week. Therefore, being a man must be kind! Have a nice weekend!

42. Weather forecast for one week: Monday, auspicious wind; Tuesday, ruyi rain; On Wednesday, money snows; Thursday, Happiness Cloud; Happy fog on Friday. On the weekend, there is a fierce good luck meteor shower mixed with wealth storm hail in your local area. Take a sack and wait for it. Have a nice weekend.

43. When the weekend comes, I will send you "3: 30": friends and relatives should be considerate, and I wish you a little earlier and relax; All the troubles are forgotten, all the fatigue fades, and all the happiness blooms. I wish you a happy weekend and double your happiness.

44, the weekend is a soft bed, lying down, to eliminate the fatigue of a week for you; Weekend is a passionate girl, a kiss, wake up your enthusiasm for life; Weekends are flowers and wine, smells and tastes, so they are fairies; The weekend is my blessing to you. Have a nice weekend.

45. The weekend is here. Let me guess. If you are reading short messages with your left hand, it means I miss you. If you are reading short messages with your right hand, you miss me. That's right. Ha ha. Have a nice weekend.

46. Sometimes when you work, don't forget to pay attention to your health; Trouble will always come and go, don't forget to keep cheerful at all times; Enjoy life happily, don't pursue cars and houses, be refreshed on weekends, say goodbye to sadness happily, and feel more comfortable.

47. Business as usual on Monday, good luck on Tuesday, safe passage on Wednesday, good luck on Thursday, good luck on Friday, good luck on Saturday, happy on Sunday, good luck every day and a better weekend.

48. "Weeks" are from Monday to Friday and are not allowed to be idle. Two days later, good luck came. Welcome the lucky bird "quickly" and "have fun" on weekends. I wish you a happy weekend, all the best and happiness.

49. You asked me how much I love you, and my feelings are true. No shopping on weekends, no shopping on weekends, racking my brains to send text messages. Don't be moved to tears, may you laugh until you cramp. Have a nice weekend and good luck.

50. On a weekend, it is called a weekend. Happy ending is the beginning of a beautiful next week. Release pressure, delete sadness, increase the source of happiness, and blend the taste of happiness. Have a happy day!

5 1, I'm desperate, I want to see you, and I've climbed a few clouds, but I haven't left the palm of my finger. I was fined for urinating and urinating everywhere, leaving only a dime on me. I can only send a message. Have a nice weekend, Xiao Er.

52. My friend, you are very busy recently. You work overtime like a wolf. At the weekend, you surrender under pressure, relax and hold a pleasant goat. I wish you no longer confused about your life and work, and you are a happy person every day!

53. Have you finished your work? If it is not finished, I will help you. Do you have anyone to accompany you at the weekend? No one to accompany me with you. Have you spent all your salary? I haven't used it up yet. I will spend a happy time with you, at least I have always cared about you. Have a nice weekend.

54. There are no presents this weekend, only lullabies. It's no use casting pearls before swine, but it will be useful to you. Good sleep makes you fat and strong. I wish (pig) that your weight is getting higher and higher, and the momentum of making a fortune is unstoppable.

55, a week's work is very tired, finally wait until the weekend, go to a sauna, wash away the troubles of the week, make soap with happiness, wipe away fatigue, make towels with happiness, erase unhappy memories, leaving only a relaxed and light body. Have a nice weekend!

56. Happy weekend, one, two, three, happy company, two, three, four, four, five, bump into the lucky tree, four, five, six, seven, relax. First, six, seven, eight, stay at your home warmly, seven, eight, nine, good luck, eight, nine, happy weekend. Happy weekend!

57. Are you bitter? Are you tired? Aren't you happy? Did you miss the weekend again? Lie in bed, relax, be bored again, the phone rings, my news has arrived, it's the weekend, don't stay at home, go out for a walk and take a dip.

58. On the weekend, I will wait for you to wake up, naturally wake up, stretch, board the boat slowly, throw your troubles and worries into the sea, and the sea breeze will bring happiness. Have a nice weekend. Happiness is the most important thing!

59. On weekends, the old urchin week will accompany you to play and make you happy; Zhou Wenwang's divination means that you will live a long life. Emperor Kangxi, I wish you good health, happiness and happiness. I wish you a happy weekend, and you can collect money when you have a rest.