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A collection of local love stories suitable for 521 female (male) friends (51 items)

First, you look at the fireworks with your head propped up and your smile is moving, and I look at you sideways with deep eyes, or the fireworks in your eyes are more beautiful.

Second, sometimes love is like a proof problem. What is known is that I love you, and what is required to prove is that you love me, and long-distance love may be the best calculation process.

third, you buy me lipstick and I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

fourth, can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what to wash? " "Like me.

6. Don't be unhappy. I'll give you a present. Do you like it? I'll give it to you.

7. Long-distance love is that sometimes I cry my pillow so hard that I can't speak, but you think I'm in a temper and ignore you.

Eight, when you are in love, you should experience a long-distance relationship. You can't share happiness and sorrow, and you can't hug when you laugh and cry.

No amount of love talk is better than a shoulder to lean on and a affectionate kiss. This is the disadvantage of long-distance love.

1. When watching the weather forecast, you will first look at your city. It's raining today, have you brought an umbrella, the temperature has dropped, and have you put on enough clothes?

eleven, we can't hug, we can't push the road together, we can't breathe the same air together. Well, we are long-distance lovers.

12. Hey, can you smile? Why are you laughing? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

13. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you pluck my heartstrings?

14. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

fifteen, kindness is not far away, it is in each of us. With a kind heart, you have the whole world!

16. Your name is only two words. Although it doesn't make a sentence, it has filled my heart.

XVII. seafood or barbecue should be considered first.

XVII. Guess what uniform I like, and I was subdued by you.

XIX. Male: "I have a girlfriend" Female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

Twenty, the most powerless thing is: I can't take care of you when you are sick, and I can't hold you when you say you are tired.

Twenty-one, give me six dollars. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you.

Twenty-two, I really like you beating you like your mother.

Twenty-three, long-distance love, even a hug is a luxury, and I can only repeat sweet words to comfort each other.

twenty-four, whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way, I'll just stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms

twenty-five, leave, make things simple, people become kind, like children, and we'll start over.

twenty-six, since we can't be born together, we will harm the whole life together.

27. Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person

28. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

Twenty-nine, the day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sun was just full that day.

Thirty, for a long-distance relationship, a hug, a hand-holding and a kiss are all extravagant hopes.

thirty-one, I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious.

thirty-two, you are very good at holding dolls. Not bad, then why do you hold my heart tightly

33. M: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! W: What's the matter? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

34. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

thirty-five, in fact, a person is quite good, no worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

thirty-six, long-distance love, love is not only love, but also a kind of persistence; Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, like children, and we start over.

37. Distance is terrible because you have no idea whether the other person misses you or forgets you.

38. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

39. I have seen many street signs, but why is there no way to your heart?

4. Those memories I salvaged from the depths of the years have turned into moonlight outside the window, flowing in my palm on sleepless nights. You are just like other people who appear in my life. A short meeting is followed by a long parting ...

41. Some roads look close, but they go a long way. People who lack patience will never reach the end. Life is half a reality and half a dream.

Forty-two, our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you

Forty-three, I came to your city, walked the way you came, and imagined how lonely you were without me.

forty-four, it's not that nobody wants it except you, it's just that nobody wants it except you.

forty-five, there's something on your face. What's it? Kind of beautiful.

I love you in 46 or 1, phone calls, which is not as good as I am waiting for you downstairs. Long-distance love is like a transparent jar. Two people can hear each other, but they just can't touch it.

Forty-seven, shall we exchange gifts? ""Yes ""Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine. "

Forty-eight, grievances that can be expressed are not considered grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

forty-nine, many things that we thought we would never forget in our lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

5. Life is too short to leave a minute for people or things that make you unhappy.

51. Are you home yet? No, no place is home without you.

1. "Don't believe boys' lies easily." "Like what?" "I'm afraid I don't like you."

2. "You are so weird today", "What's weird", "I'm so weird today" and "What's weird?" "I like you strangely"

3. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "shortcomings"

4. "I am full as soon as I see you." "Why!" "Because it's delicious!"

5. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

6. "Let me ask you a question. Do you know what is the luckiest door in the world?" "Heart door?" "Wrong, it's us!"

7. "I think if I play hide-and-seek with you, I will lose." "Why?" "Because I love someone, I can't hide."

8. "You like me too much." "What's wrong with me?" Sneaking into my dream to see me ~

9. How many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. Well, I love you, too. 1. Can you help me wash (like) something? "Wash what?" "Xi (Xi) Huan me"

11. "I like someone and decided to confess" "Oh, come on" "I stood at her door for a long time and never dared to knock" "Don't be afraid, I support you" "Can you open the door?"

12. "Can you cheat me once on April Fool's Day?" "Sure." "Do you like me?"

13. "Give me your hand." "Psst, you electrocuted me."

14. "Yes, I just like you. I like you hopelessly." "Why, refuses to accept? You like me if you don't accept it. "

15. "Would you like to drink or drink water?" "drink water" "I am different from you, I like to care for you"

16. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

17. "You are like a game for me" "What game" and "My world"

18. "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?" "I don't know" "Because I have you as a naughty boy"

19. "I want to steal your body temperature" and "talk to people". "Huh?" "Beauty is outrageous"

21. "Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?" I don't know. "I like u (you)"

22. "Do you know the meaning of SANA Hey Yo in Korean?" "I love you." "Me too."

23. "Why did you tamper with my things?" "What did I do to you?" "My heart"

24. "What is the door made of wood?" "Wooden door" "What is the door made of iron?" "Iron Gate" "What is the door to happiness?" "fumen" and "fumen" No, it's us.

25, "I had a nightmare last night", "What nightmare", "Dreams without you are nightmares"

26, "Can you help me wash something?" "what" and "wash" Like you "

27," What do you belong to? " "I am a rabbit" "Don't you belong to me?"

28. "What do you belong to?" "I belong to the pig", "No, you belong to me", "Let me carry you", "Why?" "You must be exhausted from running around in my dream all last night"

3. "Please watch your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

31. "I've been looking for a store recently." "What store?" "Your call"

32, "You must be exhausted?" "Why?" "Because you have been in my mind all day"

33. "Can you help me wash something?" "Sure, what to wash?" "like me"

34, "why are you hurting me!" "What have I done to you?" "I like you so much!"

35. "I have a dog at home, and no one wants it. Do you want it?" "What dog?" "single dog."

36, "I have a cold", "Then pay attention to your health" and "I have no resistance because I see you"

37, "God is too cruel to me" and "huh?" "Let me meet you today"

38. "Do you know where my heart is?" "it's on the left" "no, it's on your side"

39. "do you have body odor?" "What do you mean?" "Then why are you as charming as a little fox?"

4. "Hoo ~ Hoo ~ Do you know what I'm doing?" "Blow?" "No, I care about you"

41. "The sun appears for an average of twelve hours a day. Do you know why it is so long?" "Why?" "Because I want to make us love each other for a long time"

42. "Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know" and "Because I am naturally afraid of my wife". Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

2. the spring water is born, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves fall, autumn rain continues, and I am worried about autumn, just for you.

3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

4. kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow in my face one day.

5. If you want to do a good job, you have to ... kiss you first

6. You can get together if you give me 5 cents

7. Guess what uniform I like and I'm subdued by you

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush

1. You are a lovely boy and I am cute

11. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass by you again?

12. Do you know what is the best wine to drink? Forever

13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

14. Generally speaking, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you

15. My love for you is like a tractor

16. I don't have to feel sorry for others, but you are not others. You are mine

17. Do you know the difference between me and Tang Priest? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

18. I'm tired of being a lovely girl, and I kind of want to be your wife

19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today.

2. Do you know what's the difference between you drinking stars? You are in my heart in the sky.

21. Why are you so tall but you find my short girlfriend? In that case, I can kiss you if I want to, but you can't kiss me.

22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future

23. I find that you look like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

25. I like someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes immediately. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

27. Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were young?

1. Do you feel tired? You've been running in my mind all day. I've been looking for an exit all day.

2. I want to ask a way to your heart. Counter-routine: Bageya Road?

3. Cloudy days in Karen Mok, rainy days in Stefanie and sunny days in Jay Chou are not as good as chatting with me. Please give me a quiet summer.

4. The firecrackers will ring again on New Year's Eve, and I don't think so. I'll give you a face mask to see if it rings.

5. Can you play the guitar? Otherwise, how do you play my heartstrings? No, but I can play cotton. Anti-routine: I'm a little embarrassed to know you

7. I have a super power. Guess what the anti-routine is: super eating

8. Do you smell anything? Counter-routine: Did you fart?

9. I don't know how to take care of you when it's winter: Hehe

1. This is Mercury, this is Mars, and you are my sweetheart's counter-routine: beating your stars

11. You have a super power, and I also have a super power counter-routine: I hate you

12. I'm a little scared.