Funny text messages about pigs. Ask God for help.

1. A hunter chased a pig in the forest. When he is nervous, the pig shouts: rhyme, rhyme! The hunter ran away in a hurry, when the pig sighed regretfully, ah! Fortunately, I know many people. 2. Sorry, little brother. Let me ask you a question. Is pig's English "pug"? 3. Dogs are mathematical geniuses who chase meat buns in a straight line, pigs are gourmets who eat dog shit for dessert, cats are the kings of love songs, and sheep are hairdressers who burn their hair. You are better than them, especially your appetite. The animals in the zoo have a party tonight. Orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, and tigers and cheetahs talk cross talk. Hey, stupid pig, your turn. What are you still looking at? You and hundreds of friends held demonstrations, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities and build more amusement places. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms! 6. Africa is called a hacker when it comes to guests. Expressing your feelings is called estrus. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. If you die in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, you are called drunk. There are pigs like you, so they are called pigs! 7. Every time it rains and storms, I turn to you for help. When there is a famine, I send you meals. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling! 8. Leadership Dinner Speech: Rabbit (Comrade)! The dog is full today, but the dog is full because there are too many pigs to feed you. 9. Some people say that you have a housing crisis, and he and I are anxious to death. Don't be suspicious if you don't know the inside story How can there be a housing crisis? The pigsty where you live is also a conjoined villa. 10. You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. And I feel that my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me that the price of pigsty has gone up: you are valuable again! 1 1. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty. 12. Although you look like a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded. It is your fault that you often ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others. 13. Honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more! 14. You are happy so I am happy, I am happy so you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, my hands are thin because you are sick, I smile because I am strong, and I am rich because I sold you ~ ~ ~ piggy! 15. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will wait for you in heaven; If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. He raises pigs well, really! 16. I want to say goodbye to you. It breaks my heart to see your innocent face. Why do I really choose, but I have to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around, but my mother said, "pigs are not allowed in the city!" " Hehe 17. I'll build your happiness. I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer! Alas, it's not easy to feed a pig! 18. 1234567, seven little pigs are basking in the sun in their bellies, and losing one is worrying. They let the pig doll look around. It turned out that the pig was too naughty, hiding in a dark corner and reading information on the mobile phone with its trotters. The boss of our old dormitory sent it to me. 19. Please don't look down and turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig! 20. You are very elegant, and you come from afar step by step. Your bright smile, healthy skin and gentle heart make people envy you for having a pair of holy wings. I am dizzy in this world, even pigs have become angels ~ vomiting blood.