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Ask her husband for money.

Spoil and sell cute and ask her husband for money. You are a fool!

2. Warm reminder: You have neglected your loveliness for a long time.

You are good to me, and I will be better and better to you.

Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

6. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.

7. This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.

8. You are so annoying!

9. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

10. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

1 1. I only miss you once a day.

12. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

13. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

14. I don't want it! I do not obey!

15. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

16. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, it's better to be a woman stronger than you. If you coquetry a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

17. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always hope to get more love from men, and it is best that this kind of love can be inexhaustible like spring water. Whenever men like to see women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... it is also a woman's life for men to be cruel again.

18. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

19. Dear, I love you very much. You can't have an affair.

20. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

22. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

23. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

24. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

25. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

26. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.

27. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

28. You can only love me and I can only be your princess.

29. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

30. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

35. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

36. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.

37. Even if the world is not worth turning back, you will find that there are still things I have done. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

38. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

39. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

40. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

A word of coquetry and hooliganism to her husband

Play coquetry and hooliganism with your husband. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

2. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

3. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

Honey, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

I'm tired of ignoring you.

7. Don't do this!

8. I don't hate it. I am so cute.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

10. People will never talk to you again!

1 1. The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom. May you be there forever.

12. I want to love you with 100 postures, 1000 love words and 10,000 amorous feelings.

13. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

14. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

15. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

16. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

17. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

18. I didn't!

19. No matter how good others are, they also belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

20. Boys cannot be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.

Spoil, sell cute and play hooligan's sentence to her husband 2 2 1 I'm unhappy!

22. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

23. Are you a good person or a bad person? Hum! I hate it!

24. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

25. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

26. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

27. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

28. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

29. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

30. kiss someone! !

3 1. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

33. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

34. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.

35. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it a thousand times out of the corner of my eye.

36. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.

37. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

38. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

39. Yaoyaoda

40. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

Tik Tok's husband's funny sentence of coquetry worship.

Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (I) 1. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

3. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

6. Thank you.

7. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

8. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

10. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

1 1. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

12. Life is just like this. Know each other and fall in love with the person you love the most, and accompany you to the old age.

13. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.

14. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

15. She just avoided me. What should I do?

16. I ignore you, which is really annoying.

17. Take care of yourself when it's cold, and wear thick clothes to make others feel fat.

18. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

19. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

20. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (part two) 2 1. I'm possessive. I won't leave if I'm near.

22. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

23. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

24. I hate it

25. Bye. I'm leaving!

26. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

27. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

28. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

30. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

3 1. You love talking and laughing, which is always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.

32. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.

Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

36. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

37. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

38. No matter in time or in my dream, you are the person I want to see most.

I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

40. People don't obey!

A woman coquettes and sells lovely sentences.

A woman's coquetry 1. Please, he's a boy!

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

3. Hate you!

I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

I hate it, people want to eat tutu.

6. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

7. Life is like this. Know and love the person you love the most, and stay with you until you get old.

8. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

9. Sometimes boys will be like children, "please wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I didn't" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

10. Yaoyaoda

1 1. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

12. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

13. She just avoided me. What should I do?

14. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

15. There are many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man said in the street that he was extremely cold. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

A woman's coquettish and cute sentence 2 16. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.

17. I don't want wealth and prosperity in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

18. Please, she's a girl!

19. I am your little friend and your heart.

20. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

2 1. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

22. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

23. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

24. I can't say clearly what is missing, but I know you are all dreaming.

25. Family! !

26. oh ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

27. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

28. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

29. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

30. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.

Pet and sell cute and super cute sentences

Spoil and sell cute super cute sentences (1) 1. Love to talk and laugh, you are always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.

2. Life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or there won't be enough flour.

Today the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

I don't care, you have to help this favor, or you have to help it.

I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

I don't want to be rich all my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

7. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

If only you were around, I didn't mean to blame you. But I can't help thinking about you.

9. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

10. If you can promise me a future, then I am willing to draw a prison for you.

1 1. I didn't!

12. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

13. You can only choose between gummy bears and me, but I secretly told you that I have gummy bears.

14. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

15. I can't sleep. I want to count sheep a thousand times, but I can count them twice, and the rest are thinking of you.

I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

17. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

18. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

19. I am very happy when I miss you, and very sad when I am happy.

20. Bye. I'm leaving!

2 1. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

23. The scenery is in your eyes, but the world is not as good as your arms.

24. When I think of you, my heart is pounding.

25. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

26. Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

27. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

28. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

29. I hate it I don't eat fried noodles.

30. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

Apologize to the object, coquetry

Apologize to the object. You are the one who has to wipe my hands and reply to messages when I take a shower. How can I not like you?

I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

You can only love me and I can only be your princess.

You are so ugly, I say you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

7. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

8. People are unhappy!

9. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

10. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

1 1. A woman who can be spoiled makes men willing to serve her.

12. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

13. People don't obey! ~~

14. I don't hate it, I'm so cute.

15. Oh. ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

16. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

17. Be good and stay with me. Don't run, don't let go.

18. I have a best friend, but he is a man.

19. Anyway, with your help, I can be lazy all my life. Why should I study?

20. I feel that there is a distance between us, and I don't come to hug me in the morning.

Apologize to the object. Meeting you is my destiny.

22. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

23. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

24. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

25. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

26. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

27. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

28. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be as cute as death. My baby is like this, hehe.

29. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.

This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.

3 1. I hate it, people want to eat tutu.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

33. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

35. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

36. People just want you to care more!

37. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

38. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.

What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

40. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!