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April Fool's Day funny greetings dynamic pranks pictures daquan
1, you are as angry as an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
3. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!
4. The house price has turned us into house slaves; Wages fool us from nine to five; Reality fools us into a trance; It turns out that every day is April fool's day. Wish you a happy holiday.
5, nothing can be done, happiness can't be done; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!
On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!
7. Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, so that they can't stand being stupid, and finally entertain others and themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!
9. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?
10, there is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where a stands for animals, b stands for pigs and c stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 4. 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.
1 1, loss is a blessing, and not knowing how to enjoy happiness is the biggest loss. Stupid people are stupid, and knowing stupidity is the greatest happiness. It's easy to be stupid once, but it's easy to be stupid all your life. It's hard to be stupid and smart. Happy April Fool's Day!
12, the April Fool's Day program is colorful, the intellectual storm is coming at you, the IQ test makes you dumbfounded, the EQ test makes you worse, you can't do math in primary school, your brain is spinning around, and the idiot is coming again. I wish you happiness every day!
13, this short message was specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it, and fools will become stupid when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. May you be "stupid" and "stupid" happy!
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