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Blessing words, cursing words

1. We don't accept gifts for the holidays this year. Actually, we can give some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy new year!

I've been trying to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

3. I wish you a happy New Year holiday: drink a little wine and deny your parents, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted and brag until you don't believe it.

I heard that you will come to our house for Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. To confirm your identity, please take two fine cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

5. I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, affair and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

6. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

7. I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

8. When the New Year is coming, please click on Happy Notes and let it download family affection and pass on love for you. By the way, keep my friendship in the deepest part of your heart and make you happy in the new year!

9. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

10, new year's coat. I will use it to wrap my warmth, cherish romantic love, be full of happy friendship, fasten my health, block bad luck and have a good mood every day!

1 1. Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You're reading a text message!

12, my blessing crosses the waters of Qian Shan, skims over the stream, jumps over the main road, rushes through the alley, flashes past the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!

13, a green leaf, full of its friendship with roots; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-the new year has begun. I wish you success and happiness forever.

14, is it safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! I wish you a happy New Year!

15, you are wanted on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

Money is a useful thing, but it will bring you happiness only when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money, so that both of us will feel happy!

17, may you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

18, may all good dreams cling to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth hang over you! Sunrise is expensive, sunset is rich! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace!

19, send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

20. At 0: 00, the bell rings all over the world, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away unforgettable years and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

2 1, layers of past events have settled in the years, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year.

22, lover, you have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen, like a piece of brocade! Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!

23. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

24. Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! Love, I wish you a happy new year!

25, sunrise+sunset = morning and evening, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = tenderness, meteor+words = blessings, I wish you a happy new year!

26. My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

27. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

28. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

29. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance! University of science and technology student home

30. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Believe me, if someone bullies you, I will help you the first time. If you are happy, I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will make you happy. I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dream.

62. Raise the cup in the new year, let the mellow wine smell ripple in the air, and let my gratitude to you slowly precipitate in the cup. I wish you a happy and healthy new year!

I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first sunshine of the new year for you. Happy new year, book the first morning breeze, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song and get what you want!

64. Blessings are strung into a poem, and a melody opens a warm world. The new year is coming, and I wish you all the best in the new year.

65, looking for someone: a tattered eyes without god, three meals without limbs weakness, five tones without six gods, seven holes bleeding gossip very much, nine deaths are very similar to you. Happy New Year!

66. You should do three things in the new year: the first thing is to smile [_], the second thing is to laugh [^o^], and the third thing is to laugh [0]. I wish you a happy new year with a smile every day!

67. I don't have the strength to fight clouds like the Monkey King, but I can fly to your side! I can't walk from room to room like a magician, but I wish you a happy New Year's Day with a dime.

68. Cross countless mountains and rivers, cross countless cities, let your hearts meet and wash your whole body's fatigue. May every blessing and every happiness become a note and write happiness for you!

69. Friend, please release the exhaustion of mind washing, accept every blessing and accumulate every joy! Every note of this festival is written in your music in such a roundabout way.

70. The New Year has arrived. Is there too much to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

7 1, some things will not fade with the passage of time, some people will not forget because they don't meet often, and you are my forever friend in my memory. On the occasion of welcoming the new year, I wish you success in your career

72. I won't give you a gift for the New Year, but send you a text message. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. University of science and technology student home

73. I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: What shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!

74. The New Year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

75. The breeze is blowing, the spring is warm in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is hot, the plum blossoms are fragrant outside the ridge, and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

76. What is eternity? What is Dijiu? Say a happy new year and let you remember it forever.

The new year opens new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy new year!

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I give it to you-the first and last person I love. Happy New Year!

You have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen, like a brocade! Please accept my deep blessing. May all the happiness be with you forever. Special wishes for you in the special New Year.

The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the sound of firecrackers in the New Year, I just want to say to you: I must have a special New Year's Day this year, especially happy, especially comfortable, especially happy, so that I can relax.

Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is passed. It represents every blessing I want to give you!

Love is silent, love is eternal. On the snowy New Year's Day, baby, our hearts are hugging each other! ! !

There are faint poems in the long music, continuous feelings in the faint thoughts, and my eternal blessings in the continuous love. Happy holidays to my lover!

Answer supplement

1. I wish every phone call will bring happiness and happiness! A gentle greeting, I don't want to disturb you! I just want to sincerely wish you: Year of the Ox, good luck!

2. No gifts, no gifts, a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and I only drink pure water when drinking water. Happy new year, happy new year, the year of the ox comes early, and we hold blessings together in the new year!

Take good care of yourself in the new year. You know, men are cows and women are land. Since ancient times, there has been no arable land, only exhausted cows. The more arable land, the older the cow. Alas, your life is really bitter! What's more, you plow more land than others!

4. The Year of the Ox is full of happiness; Happy again and again; Everything is round; A sweet smile; Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, all directions are auspicious, and unity is complete. I wish you a happy New Year!

5. In the Year of the Ox, blessing plus blessing is countless blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, and blessing except blessing is the only blessing. I wish you a happy and safe New Year!

6. The imperial edict is coming! The Year of the Ox is approaching, I will give you a special message and a red envelope, which contains two thousand pieces of happiness and one thousand pieces of happiness ... If the Qing family doesn't have a happy smile, it will be copied all over the door! Take orders!

7. On the occasion of the Year of the Ox, I send you five stars: Fuxing will keep you rich, Jixing will keep you rich, Fortune will keep you rich, Shouxing will keep you Guang Qi, and Love Star will keep you in love forever.

Swearing words: you can look at Jiupin Sesame Officer. Stephen Chow and King-Tan Yuen are swearing at each other.