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Halloween humor curse message Halloween horror message

1, Halloween, when happy ghosts clap the glass in front of your window, safe ghosts climb into your bed, happy ghosts wander over your head, and rich ghosts crawl under your toes, don't be afraid, my friend. I rode a snail to save you. Drive! Drive! Drive!

2, enjoy 29, Halloween, zombies ask you to hug, witches giggle at you, pumpkin lanterns chase you, cow heads spoil you, skulls accompany you to sleep, ghosts ask you to dance, if you send them away, sweets are indispensable. Hey, hey, me too!

3, Halloween, SMS. Those who return information are good ghosts, but those who don't return are bad ghosts; Save handsome ghosts and delete bad ghosts; It's selfish to steal fun alone, but I'm happy to share it with you.

4. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do you know about Happy Halloween? Last night, evil spirits came with dreams. If you are unhappy, it will come. It's just that Zhu Yan has changed and asked how happy you are. Jack-o'-lantern is on, put on a white robe, and have fun with ghosts.

5, Halloween, it is said that on this day, everyone can drive away ghosts and call them back to the right track, and their old age will be smooth sailing, safe and happy. Friends, don't hurry to celebrate your blessings!

6, boss, two big, go out and bump into your brother. Say three things, say four things, and let me take a message for you. Get up at five o'clock, get up early at six o'clock, and have a meeting at Chenghuang Temple. What day? Halloween. The king of hell invited you to make trouble.

7, Halloween, really great, GREAT GHOST children are here; Don't be in a daze, have fun and be comfortable around. The left side holds happy people, and the right side holds rich people. How happy Halloween is!

8. On Halloween, I will bring the romance of "ghost" roses, hold the fragrance of "ghost" flowers and give my most "ghost" blessing to my most precious "ghost" friends. I wish my friends "ghosts" and all the best!

9. On Halloween, pumpkins give you facial hair, apples give you sugar, pumpkin pie, apple cake, and kids come and sweep it away. Halloween can't be stingy, don't give candy, make trouble, have fun and laugh!

10, Halloween, Western Ghost Festival, the door of hell is closed, teaching you a way to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits. When you see evil spirits, please don't worry, take off your underwear and put it on your head to ensure that all monsters are away, remember! Haha, happy Halloween!