Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - I wish my good friends happiness.

I wish my good friends happiness.

1, Kaifeng organizes barbecue as soon as possible. Zhan Zhao: I'll handle the meat. Gongsun Ce: I want a barbecue. Dynasty: I want to dip in the sauce ... Bao Zheng: What's in this house? Black charcoal!

2. A dull life will bring you the simplest happiness; Busy footsteps will bring you the most beautiful scenery; Sincere blessing will bring you the most heartfelt happiness!

3. Read classics and break thousands of books; Remember righteousness, courtesy and humility; Great history, five thousand years; Be strict with yourself and treat others with civility; Wind Hua Mao, make dedication; Hong Yuzhi and Tu Guoqiang; The heart has a wish and keeps moving forward!

4. Spring is a stage of lush greenery; Summer is a scorching stage; Autumn is the stage of golden spike; Winter is the stage of snow; And the Olympic Games is our shining stage!

5. Letter is a long silk thread, which often comes and goes; Love is a etiquette car, traveling through Kyushu; Love is a song of civilization, which records the glorious history of thousands of years; Harmony is truth, goodness and beauty, which embodies the beauty of spring in China.

6. People who can't see the future always like memories, and those who live in memories will only become less and less exciting. We should create new memories, beautiful memories!

7, life is like a bowl, never picky, you can put wine or fresh water; Not greedy, but it overflows when it is loaded too much; The bowl is filled with reason, not anger, otherwise it is easy to break the bowl.

8. "Living too tired" should not be the normal state of life, and "no longer tired" should not be the reason to escape. Learning to be detached and know how to choose is the winner of life.

It was sunny in London in September and July, and the quadrennial Olympic Games was coming. Send a message to say hello to the athletes. May the Olympic spirit surround you. Good health, all the best, will always report!

10, hard work can lead to success, sweat can be brilliant, persistence can lead to intoxication, and expectation can lead to a future. Best wishes for the Olympic Games. I sincerely wish you good luck in your life!

1 1, dear friend, my thoughts are not often revealed, but they are always in my heart. Following the footsteps of the years, we are together. In this splendid season, thank the wind and wish you a safe life.

12, long time no see, I miss you so much. Our friendship is like ellipsis. Although there are omissions in the process, our friendship is endless. May my greeting be like an exclamation point, which will fix happiness and good luck for you.

13, attracting mountain spring water, may it be quiet and fragrant around you; Melt ice cream, may the coolness flow in your heart; Send a message, may your happiness be unstoppable.

14, the most beautiful thing is the call of relatives; The most difficult thing to give up is the memory of friends. Let him wind and rain, and friends will always care about you. May you live a healthy and comfortable life!

15, don't judge whether others are happy or not, no matter whether that person looks lonely and helpless or happy and rich. Happiness is like drinking water, understand it. You are not me, how do you know the road I have traveled and the bitterness and joy in my heart?

16, some roads can only be taken by one person. Green radish brushed her skirt, and Qingyun wet her promise. Mountains and water can be forgotten in pairs, and days and months can be irrelevant. There was only one person's floating world at that time.

17, go to a restaurant for dinner alone. After ordering, he didn't come up for a long time He's really hungry, so he's leaving. The waiter asked, sir, why did you leave without eating? The man said grumpily, I'll wait when I'm full outside!

18, the husband bought the computer that his wife wanted, and a computer questionnaire was attached to the computer package. There was once a question: What prompted you to buy this product? My husband wrote on the questionnaire: nagging, nagging for one year!

19, happy event: Tang Priest's Mentoring Meeting * * * Learn from shortcuts. Wukong said: you can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: Shenzhou is much faster than an airplane. Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard that with this, I can go straight to the West.

20. The teacher asked: Sometimes quantifiers can't be omitted casually. Can someone give an example? Xiao Qiang: If "He gave me a gun" was missing, my fate would be different.

2 1, in winter, the chicken and the dog decided to take off their clothes and compete to see who was not afraid of the cold. When they fly together, the dog makes the chicken throw in the towel, and the chicken is puzzled. The dog said, look at your goose bumps!

Daughter: "Dad, what is a tsunami?" Me: "Well, usually, we go to see the sea. What about the tsunami? The sea came to see us. . . "

23. These days, a man who can wait for you in the dormitory and downstairs of the company and bring you breakfast, lunch and dinner is always a patient man, whether it is cold or hot, windy or rainy ..... only take-away.

24. What is your annual salary? B: Not much, about 6 million. A: Isn't that enough? 500 thousand a month, more than my annual salary! What do you do? B: Dreaming. ......

25. The wife calls, and the husband: Please enter the user name and password. Wife: I am your wife. Husband: The password is wrong. Wife: You owe me a beating? Husband: The password is correct and the login is successful.

26, kiss the sun, make the mood more brilliant; Kiss the years and stop your thoughts; Kissing friendship makes blessings more sincere. 7 17 kiss each other. May you be closer to happiness.

Sunshine kisses your hair, breeze kisses your face, good luck kisses your hand, bright future kisses your feet, and beautiful love kisses your heart. 7 17 kiss, I wish you a double harvest in your love career!

28, a kiss, feelings are everywhere; Kissing each other makes me more and more comfortable; Kiss one, be happy to have a young heart; Pro-Japanese Day is coming, and the SMS schedule is sincere!

29. Every day is a beginning. Take a deep breath and start all over again!

30, eggs, what is broken from the outside is food, and what is broken from the inside is life. Life is the same, waiting for others to break from the outside, you are destined to be delicious; If you let yourself break through from the inside, it will be a rebirth.

3 1, you, got a promotion, got a raise, made a fortune, and made a beautiful heart; I made a wish, sent a letter, said something and sent a blessing; I wish you a happy promotion, a prosperous career and a better life!

32. Send you a boat and wish you smooth sailing; Send you a sorghum, may you rise step by step; Finally, I send you a heart of blessing, wishing you progress every day and by going up one flight of stairs every month.

33, the original painted skin 2 is like this, Zhou Wei is responsible for painted skin, Yang Mi is responsible for 2.

34. Life is a picture, you can adjust the color by yourself. Talent is like a brush, time is drawing paper, morality is the style, thought is the theme, and fate is the assistant. You can do it with hard work.

35. Recalling the past, on the banks of the Gongjiang River, horses screamed, the bed was removed and the door was taken to the pontoon bridge, and the Red Army crossed Du He at night; Look at now, the blue water blueprint, the roar of locomotives, the opening of mountains and the opening of new cities, and the military and civilians singing songs of harmony.

36. I hosted you in the summer vacation paradise and prepared for you: braise in soy sauce, boiled reunion, fried happy cakes, sincere and warm soup, very pistachio, warm and happy wine. Please come here!

37. Life is not afraid of being dull, happiness is not afraid of being ordinary, dreams are not afraid of being far away, hopes are not afraid of being slim, friends are not afraid of being far away, blessings are not afraid of being frequent, summer vacation is happy, and guests are not afraid of trouble.

38. It's my treat when the summer vacation comes. A chicken's ass makes you grab the "chicken" first; Goat tail makes you proud. Are you satisfied? Haha, then you pay.

39. When the summer vacation comes, put happiness in the sunshine, shine happiness on you, put happiness in the breeze, blow out good wishes for you, put auspiciousness in short messages and send blessings to you. May we get together often during the holidays.

40, the Olympic rings hand in hand, the people of five continents heart to heart; Once every four years, the dream continues, and athletes from all walks of life are heroic; The Olympic flame will never go out, and the Olympic spirit will last forever. I wish China athletes a dream of London!

4 1, the London Olympics is coming! Good luck and good luck gather round after round. I wish you: troubles "fall to the bottom", wealth "take turns to go into battle", health "wheels rolling" and happiness "beauty"!

42. With the arrival of the London Olympic Games, the competition will be in full swing, and heroes from all over the world will blow the assembly number: happy, auspicious and successful, and report together. I wish you a good mood during the Olympic Games, and you can't stop watching!

43. Successful jumping and smiling; Run and get rid of all the troubles in the world; Kick, wonderful will not be forgotten. When the London Olympics comes, participation is the most important. Cheer up and be happy in your arms!

44, the breeze sends happiness, and summer flowers bloom everywhere; Singing and dancing to celebrate peace, the Olympics will start again; Torch point is auspicious and prosperous; In the competition, win the gold in one hand. Greetings and wish you happiness!

45. Summer is full of flowers, and the Olympics ignite enthusiasm; May your troubles stop and you feel relaxed; Stride forward and harvest gold and silver; Everyone is in his place, and the prospects are bright!

46, cold water to wash meat, warm water to wash vegetables with warm water to wash meat, will accelerate the loss of protein and vitamins in meat. On the contrary, warm water is easier to remove pesticide residues on the surface of fruits and vegetables than cold water.

47. Have a good mood 1. Polyphenols: tea, soybean, red wine; 2. Folic acid: lettuce, banana, liver; 3. Sugar: honey, fruit; 4. Calcium: dairy products.

48. The philosophy of "eight good" health care requires eight full points, eight good points in everything, eight exercises, eight stays awake, eight stays energetic, and the working hours should not exceed eight hours.

49. White deer is pale and blessed in pairs; Millennium cool, do not forget health, add more clothes, happy to cherish; The Millennium is full, greetings are not too late, blessings are many, and concerns are growing. I wish you a happy new millennium!

50. This short message has five purposes: First, continue to curry favor with the relationship; Second, see if your mobile phone is lost; Remind you of my existence; Four shows that I care about you very much; I heard that you will invite me to the party in summer, and I will definitely go.