5. 1 labor day funny wechat greetings

On the occasion of 1 and May Day, I send my sincere prayers and blessings, and sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

Great working people, I wish you a happy mood, happy holidays, work more, create a better life, pay attention to your health, and never create human beings!

I really want to invite you to experience KTV. Do you know what KTV is? It's k rice, May Day. One more T-kick, and finally I'll make a V-sign! Happy Labor Day!

5, 12345, how hard the labor is; Scissors, stones and cloth, what a happy holiday! Don't worry, I won't forget you because I am busy, but I will miss you because I am happy! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

6. May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

7, Labor Day is coming, the mouse's dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and put it on. What about you?

8, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it was okay. Happy May Day!

9. Vibrant, energetic, enterprising, enthusiastic, impulsive, emotional and curious. There are always surprises, surprises, surprises. Let's work together, my friend!

10 I'm going to do three little things for the people of the whole country: first, put gloves on flies; Second, put a mask on mosquitoes; Third, feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

1 1, those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; Freight forwarders are extremely happy on May Day!

12, relatives and neighbors live in harmony, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year! Happy Labor Day.

13, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy May Day!

14, don't be too hard on yourself, don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax yourself and take care of yourself, and you will have everything! Don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself! Happy May Day!

15, May Day is coming, the mouse's dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: take a sheepskin on May Day. What about you?

16, I heard that a strange thing happened on Labor Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

17, the wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Friends, happy May Day!

18, let our love cross the continuous white sand, pass through Tuantuan Ziyun, sow in fertile Lantian, water with sweet stream, and grow into a green cypress under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

19, comrades who are struggling in the front line of the revolution, considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in the next few days, you with ideals, foresight and ice snow cleverness wish you a happy May Day in advance!

20. How long can a cloud float? How long can a shower last? How long can a bunch of flowers last? How long can a smile last? If you ask me how long I hope you will be well. I said: how long is the heartbeat and how long is the blessing! Happy May Day!

2 1, wish you five times.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy May Day!

23, five one five one! Harvest happiness, troubles are driven away, friends live and work in peace and contentment, and it is good to have a holiday! Especially my blessing is indispensable! Just keep it simple: have a good meal!

24. May Day is coming, forget all the troubles and worries; May day is coming, forget the work pressure and run; When May Day arrives, contact more to increase feelings; May Day is coming, with more joy and less sadness. May Day is coming, I hope you have a happy mood.

25. Send: me. Receiving: You. Mode: Original startup. Objective: Close contact. Significance: deepen friendship. Content: Blessing greetings, see other short messages for details. Remarks: Happy May Day and happy life!

26. The breeze blows, spring is warm in May, grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, water is hot in the north of the Yangtze River, plum blossoms are fragrant outside the ridge, and willows are soft. Actually, what I want to say is that May Day is coming. When will you invite me to dinner?

27. On the eve of May Day, I wish you smooth work, prosperous career, bright future, good health, rolling financial resources, sweet love and happy life!

28. When Labor Day comes, please observe the four basic principles: protect the god of wealth to the end, embrace happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

29. Giving up is not necessarily cowardice, but sometimes it is wise; Persistence is not necessarily brave, but sometimes it is blind; Losing is not necessarily a pain, but it may be easy. Having is not necessarily a happiness, but a burden.

The sky is bluer, the sea is wider, the flowers are more numerous, the wind is softer, the heart is brighter, the mood is sweeter and the blessing is warmer in May: I wish you a happy May Day.

3 1, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it was okay. What are you pressing? Stupid pig! I just want to say happy May Day to you!

32. Labor Day is coming, please observe the four basic principles: protect the God of Wealth to the end, embrace happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

33. May Day is coming, and the weather is very hot. I'm going to do three little things for the people of the whole country: 1, put gloves on flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

34. On May 1 day of this year, I dropped a golden egg on you from the stratosphere of 654.38+02,000 feet. It is falling freely at the speed of breaking the sound barrier and roaring towards you. Watch out for being smashed! Happy Labor Day!

May Day is coming. I'll give you a car. Please fill happiness, fill happiness, hum a cheerful tune, shake a relaxed cattail leaf fan, and drive on the road of peace, crushing your troubles and your pain.

36. The wind is laughing, the birds are singing, my thoughts are deep, my friendship is long, my heart is full, and I look forward to it. May day has arrived, and I have been blessed: the troubles have disappeared, the sorrows have run away, the laughter has grown, the happiness has grown, the body has relaxed, the pleasure has grown, and the music has grown!

37. Talking too much will dry up, socializing too much will sour your legs, eating too much will not chew, playing too much will taste bad, money will be dangerous, family will become a burden, and friends will be more. You will be happy every day!

I will send you a red apple on May Day. I wish you miss the result! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night! Cookies, milk, big cake, I wish you a high salary every year!

39. When May Day comes, I will send you a samba five, accompanied by happiness; Give you a luxury five and have a good sleep; Send you a big gift. 5. Meeting blessings: May you be happy in all directions.

40, regardless of the ends of the earth, I am firmly with you; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out a sentence to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! Send four more words, you're welcome!

4 1, the sky is blue, the sea is wide and the heart is red; Flowers are fragrant, water is stagnant and the heart is heavy. When May Day comes, I miss you in my heart. A red heart is the truest and heaviest blessing for you.

42. May Day is coming, and the weather is very hot. I'm going to do three little things for the people of the whole country: 1, put gloves on flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

43. Listen, it's a lovely bird singing; Look, the beautiful sunset rises; Smell, this is a fragrant flower. May Day is coming, which is a very suitable time for outing. I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

44. With the arrival of May Day, field trips are essential; When May Day comes, look at the famous historical sites. May day is coming, and the mountains and rivers are beaming; May Day is coming, and a happy mood is the most important thing. I wish you ride the happy wings and roam the magnificent rivers and mountains of the motherland.

45. May Day is coming. As the most glorious labor representative, you should set an example in inviting friends to dinner, helping blind people cross the road, working overtime for colleagues, and sending blessings to friends. Let's take action now. I am very optimistic about you!

46. What should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if you miss me? Then invite me to dinner! Happy May Day!

47. I think we had a lot of misunderstandings before: when I said you were a pig, it was a compliment; When I said you were a donkey, it was a compliment. I called you an ape, but praised you for reading text messages like a human, hehe! Happy Labor Day!

48. The text message will arrive before May Day. The sun in the sky is smiling at you; The wheat seedlings on the ground are dancing for you! In order to meet you tired, nature has prepared the scene! Have fun and wish you happiness and freedom!

49. May Day is here. I wish you a great promotion in your work, a great treasure in your income, a great change in your life and a great turning point in your life. Every day, you are extremely happy. I wish you a happy May Day!

50, Labor Day doesn't work, this thing is very reliable, count the happy stars, how can you be the master, stay at home, stroll outside and crush the road, send you a text message, I wish you a colorful mood on Labor Day!

5 1. Let our friendship cross the white sands, the towering peaks, the Tuan Tuan Ziyun, sow in the fertile blue fields, irrigate in the sweet green streams, and grow in the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

52. Labor Day is coming. I wish you a pile driver, a cash machine at home, a part-time washing machine and a diligent sweeper. Everyone loves you. Happy holidays! No matter how busy and tired you are, you should pay attention to your health!

In May, the sunny season, there are no romantic poems and expensive gifts, only a gentle blessing: May you have five limits of happiness, health, success and happiness. Happy May Day!

54. You ate too much on May Day. I will take you to the hospital this morning. The doctor took a look at you and told me angrily that this is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Send it to another place quickly. Happy May Day!

55. The May Day holiday is coming. I want you to relax. Day after day, I always turn around and try to make a revolution; Revolutionary money has a long way to go, and revolutionary friendship is brilliant; I wish you all the best on the road to revolution!

56. Labor Day is coming, and the weather is very hot. I'm going to do three little things for the people of the whole country: 1, put gloves on flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

57. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; You can buy marriage but you can't buy love; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. On the contrary, money is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone! Happy May Day!

58. Cherish the snow and ice in January, give up the spring breeze in February, collect the sunshine in March and pick the drizzle in April. I just want to use them to cook a bowl of soup for you in May, wishing you a safe and smooth life and a happy May Day!

59. Today is Labor Day. Flowers are in bud and butterflies are dancing. My short message sends my blessing to you: I wish you good health after work, high spirits after the holiday, hold the hand of the god of wealth every day, advance healthily and happily, and wish you a happy May Day!

60. You nailed me, and friendship was nailed. You are a needle, I am a thread, the needle passes through the thread and pulls the handle; You are rice, I am rice, and you don't fry each other; You are a boat, I am a sail, and I follow the call of the lucky wind. May Day, I wish you endless happiness! .

6 1, you have worked hard all your life, and this is an example! The whole family washes clothes; Family health care; The whole family earns a salary package! Hard work to convey warmth, sincere greetings will always come from you, the national people's learning model, labor model on May 1, and you are the only one. Happy Labor Day!

62. Petals fall and dance with the wind, yellow leaves fall to the spring breeze, coffee becomes stronger because of the bitterness of concern, and fashion falls because my wish becomes a blessing. Today is Labor Day, I say to you: No pains, no gains, you will be happy!

63. Labor is precious, and the price of rest is higher. If it's for the future, you can't throw them away! Labor is for faster success, rest is for better work. May Day is coming, let your body have a rest and give your mind a holiday! Happy holidays!

64. May Day is coming. Say hello to you by SMS! I forget all the busy things at ordinary times, and it is most important to count you in my heart. I want you to know. Time flies, and things are confusing. It's my pleasure to meet by chance. May day, just be happy!

65. I said, you have to listen; When I sit, you have to stand; I'm eating, you have to look; I go, you have to follow; I am angry, you have to smile; I'm free, you have to be busy. Stick to May Day, and I recommend you as a national model worker!

66. Glorious workers, their achievements are leaders, their honors are units, their wages are wives', their property is children's and their bodies are their own. It's almost May Day. Let's have a rest. I wish you all a happy holiday, peace and health and a happy family!

67. The professional standards of NPC and CPPCC female journalists: they can enter the hall, leave the kitchen, climb over the fence, write a manuscript quickly, keep a recording pen, play SLR, carry a camera, record men, intercept ministers and hold foreign ministers.

68. The most romantic thing I can think of is to rob a bank with you as a couple on May Day. During our successful absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested, and you would rather die than confess, and you went to jail, leaving me sad and lonely, spending money like water for the rest of my life.

69, May Day, I wish you all: no worries, no worries, happy laughter every day, no diseases, no disasters, good health every month, good weather every season, no separation, no family hugs every year, and happiness every second!

70. In order to thank the beautiful women for their true love, I will launch a handsome guy rental preferential activity on May Day: accompany shopping until the sole is reimbursed; Accompanying meals, employee treat system; Accompanying movies, mainly romantic movies; Stick to your post if necessary.

7 1, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the flowers are blooming; Sunshine smiles, and the mood is wonderful; Butterflies are busy and flowers are noisy; The wind blows the clouds; Small holiday, happy heart; Miss friends and be together; Although separated, I miss you; Send text messages, send greetings, and celebrate May Day.

72. I want to bless you on May Day: you are beautiful and moving. Once you turn around, ghosts frown. Second, you turn around and the Millennium mute screams. Third, you turn around and Tai Sen becomes a table tennis player. Fourth, Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou. Fifth, the monk has been soft-hearted since then!

73. I have three days off on May Day. I am happy when I receive the text message, and my troubles and troubles are sidelined. I am happy, and my happiness is icing on the cake. I am lucky and happy, and my health is with me day by day. My luck will never stop. I am very happy!

74. May Day is coming, I send some good wishes: better job, higher salary, smarter brain, sweeter words, healthier body, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness! 5, 1 Labor Day, all the best!

75. If you are a bird in the sky, then I am a hunter's Qiang. Bang! You fell in my arms, braised! If you are a fish in the water, then I am an electric fish machine. Cheep! Just float on my chopping block and steam! Happy May Day!

76. The crocodile opened its mouth and tried to eat the gecko in one bite. In desperation, the gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted at his mother! The crocodile was shocked and burst into tears at once. Don't go to work again, everyone is so thin. Have a good rest on May Day!

77. According to the Special Labor Day Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), you are sentenced to happy life imprisonment, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all loneliness and troubles are confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!

78. You like apples. Cucumber, you have to make a mask. Coke, for my son. Green tea, for your father. Pay card, I already gave it to you. What, I can only cook radish and cabbage this Labor Day, honey, do you think I can sleep well?

79. At this point, I have to tell the truth: I have no money, only two talents and three looks, but I didn't hire you. Why are you so unique? I don't need you to pay my medical expenses. I just want you to let go, good dog! Happy May Day!

80. I've been thinking about you a lot recently. I know it's not good, but I'll regret it all my life if I don't tell you what I think. Whatever your decision is, I won't force you. If you are really in trouble, don't reply to this message! Happy Labor Day!

8 1, May Day I want to bless you: you are beautiful and moving, and thousands of people look back and frown; Second, looking back, the Millennium dumb roars; After three turns, Tai Sen changed to play table tennis; Looking back, Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou; After five rounds, the monk used Rejoice from now on!