On Xiao San's personality

1, distance produces a small three. The hostess came and was in a bad mood.

3, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not be a chivalrous show.

4, you are promising enough and coquettish enough.

5. Get your bitch out of my world.

6, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

7. No matter how hard you try, you can't separate the three!

8, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

9. Although I am not a bad person, I am a good person.

10, Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

1 1, love comes, leaving mistresses everywhere.

12, San Xiao attracts cheap men, and cheap men attract San Xiao.

13, don't challenge me with your cheeky iron awl.

14, we regard girlfriends as our lives, and hitting girlfriends means hitting me!

15, asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.

16. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

17, except Lei Feng, who is the most awesome and who is the hottest!

18, I want to be your queen and occupy the highland in your heart.

19, the third one flatters in America, and the fourth one flatters. The government has always recognized me.

20. Don't say you are a mistress, even if you are a mistress, I'm not afraid.

2 1, I won't be a mistress anyway. Don't worry!

22. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!

23. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world with you.

25, love is coming, leaving mistresses everywhere.

26, life is given by parents, you should cherish the road yourself, be careful.

27, not a mistress, a mistress doesn't care, she cries once!

28. Fate washed my cards again, but I still played them myself.

29. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

30. Don't be a mistress, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.

3 1, red nail polish, red eyes. The characteristics of mistress.

32. Indulge in the love of others. I don't expect San Xiao to be perfect!

On the other hand, there is no mistress who can't get rid of it, only a real card that doesn't work hard!

34. I smiled The hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.

35. Bitches are always bitches. Even in times of economic crisis, it should not be expensive.

36. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

37. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, ugliness will be used to it.

38. In the battle of love, it's just a process.

39. Look at you dressed like a condolence girl eliminated from the second stop.

40. It is said that the right body is not afraid of oblique shadows. Actually, you don't have to care too much about shadows, do you?

4 1, mistress, not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for?

42. I will feel humble and mean, and I will feel like a mistress. Is everything over?

43. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

44. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

45. The most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.

46. If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.

47. Look at you. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

48. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

49. You said you were in the prime of your life, and you were eighteen years old, but I think you look like you are eighty years old, and you have the face to pretend to be a post-90s generation here.

50, mistress, do you deserve true love? Be this man's mistress today, and he will sleep with someone else tomorrow.

5 1, laughter is a lifetime, and crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.

52. As for the repair of the clock, I don't think you are accurate recently. Do you need to repair it?

53. You said you were like a canned coke bottle and your skin was as black as coke. Can't it be ordinary?

Don't laugh at me with your ugly smile. Crying can frighten the dead. It's not good to scare people around you.

55. I am desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.

56. Little mistress, you little slut, I miss you so much that I can't sleep at night. When can I hold you in my hand? It's all my fault that I have no money, you mistress!

57. The conditions for you to recruit a husband should be rich, handsome, considerate, good-natured, and without male chauvinism. If there is such a person, can people expect you to be more like Sister Furong than Sister Xi?

Three directors spent the night in the third place after drinking. ......

1, three directors

Director A said that once he was drunk and went to San Xiao for the night, his wife kept calling his cell phone, and San Xiao answered: Hello, the subscriber you dialed was drunk, please redial later! When I came home the next day, my wife cursed: You are drunk, and even China Mobile knows about it. Shame on you!

Director B said: I set the name of Xiao San as 10086. One day, my wife sneaked through the short messages and said shyly, China Mobile is disgusting. Why do I always send you such obscene messages? ......

Director c said, I'm better. I set San Xiao's telephone number as the mayor. Every time San Xiao calls, his wife will say, "Come on, the mayor called!" After I answered the phone, I said that the mayor asked me to go. When I was leaving, my wife told me behind: Take more money and work hard!

2, a prisoner was shot, because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: Brother, you strangle me, it's so fucking scary!

3. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

4. A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. Girl says husband: I have a toothache ~ ~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt?

The girl said it didn't hurt! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, does it still hurt this time? The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt anymore! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but she still couldn't help asking the young man, young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids?

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two.

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

8. Someone keeps a pig and hates it, but it's useless for the pig to know the way home. One day, he drove a lot of cars and abandoned the pig. He called home late at night and asked, "Is the pig coming back?" Answer: "I have come back!" " It growled, "put it on the phone, I'm lost."

9. African black girls travel to Shanghai and stay in hotels. Fire in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out quickly. A fireman was surprised to see it and said, my god, it's all burnt, running so fast! !

10, someone went to the toilet and couldn't open the toilet lid. In desperation, he pulled the shit on the toilet lid. When it was convenient, he suddenly found a button on the wall and pressed it. I didn't expect the lid to pop open suddenly and the shit bounced to the ceiling. Embarrassed, he asked the waiter to point to the ceiling and said, "I'll give you 200 yuan to help me clean this up." The waiter looked at the ceiling and said to him, "I'll give you 800 yuan. Can you tell me how you shit on the ceiling? "

Share Wednesday's mood phrase-forgetting is the best revenge.

For us now, even a greeting is extravagant.

Will we forget ourselves in constant pretending one day?

If I hadn't loved you, I wouldn't know that the beautiful pain was always in my heart.

It is not that happiness is too short, but that we are too sensitive to pain.

I am still waiting for you, those little happiness, I am serious, you are free.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed.

There are no inappropriate two people, only a heart that doesn't want to be together.

Some songs sound not because they are good, but because they sound like our stories.

Some people say waiting to give up slowly, others say waiting for a lifetime.

Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug.

I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone.

Who is unhappy now, but the sweetness of the past is too deep.

Look how happy they are. She is under his protection.

People who are passionate will be moody, because paying too much will inevitably lead to gains and losses.

Missing is a door that can't be closed tightly, and the air is filled with the dust of happiness.

Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

Gradually understand that in fact, a person is quite good.

What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

A person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

The world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness?

We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

You are not persistent enough, or what I gave you is not profound enough.

Sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

If, one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry, because there is no me there.

Sometimes, when a person disappears, there is only one world left.

My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.

Don't dwell on the past, because it will pass eventually.

If you can't find the right person, it's probably that you can't change the wrong self.

Sometimes, forgetting is the best revenge.

I can only give my heart, but you just don't want it.

No excuses, no lies, no promises.

Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.

Super personality xiaosan

We are younger and more beautiful than our first wife.

We have temperament, quality and culture.

We do this for true love, not for money.

We just met the right person at the wrong time.

He loves me and has no feelings for his wife.

His wife is old, ugly and tasteless.

He has reason not to divorce and marry me.

I am willing to be a woman behind the scenes all my life.

We have morality, but when love comes, no one can stop it.

You married people are afraid of men looking for mistresses.

Marriage without love is immoral.

Those who scold mistresses are all abandoned wives and dumped.

If we do three things, we will not destroy other people's families.

We never want to be regular customers, it is enough for two people to fall in love.

We can do three things, because we are better than the average woman.

The unloved person is a third party, so I am not a third party!

I am the one who is most hurt by extramarital affairs, because my efforts are the most selfless and unrequited! !

Once the love between men and women comes, people can't control it!

We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our feelings and bodies and willingly consume our precious youth for a man who won't belong to us.

I don't want to hurt the man I love, so I don't want to destroy your family. I just want to be with him and love him. I don't want anything!

I am the one who pays the most, suffers the most, is the most pitiful and loves the most.