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April Fool's Day is suitable for sending messages.
April Fool's Day is a very happy day. In fact, April Fool's Day is a traditional folk festival in western society. Our friends often joke and enliven the atmosphere. So, let's share the news suitable for April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day is suitable for leaving a message 1 1. On April Fool's Day, the head teacher separated me from her, and we could no longer play in class and whisper together. I miss the position of the last table and her.
2. She said mischievously that her husband and family said that the breakup was on Valentine's Day and the confession was on April Fool's Day. Can you believe it? The boy said the letter lightly.
I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not suitable. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.
4, I really envy you, peach blossoms are too prosperous, many beautiful women like you, but you don't. I didn't know until today that you think these beautiful women have poor eyes! April fool's day is coming, just kidding, I wish you a smile, don't bother!
Finally, on Valentine's Day, I saw the power of April Fool's Day.
6, Valentine's Day confession nobody listens, April Fool's Day confession nobody believes, Tomb-Sweeping Day confession nobody cares.
7. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. April Fool's Day. How many people's truth will turn into jokes.
9. With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized, your eyes will become bigger immediately, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!
10, April Fool's Day is just a joke, right? Brother, come back. You've been gone too long.
1 1, April Fool's Day is Labor Day, and it's too late to find out that you have been cheated, so you can only be a cow and a horse for him.
12, that woman dared to let me have April Fool's Day today! I will let her celebrate Mother's Day next year.
13, April Fool's Day, I will say that I am bored.
14, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!
15. How about treating April Fool's Day as Valentine's Day?
Do you love me? I love you! ""why? Because today is April Fool's Day.
17, April Fool's Day, you didn't tell me. You wait for Qingming to confess to me.
18, I once had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!
19, the depth of the fish, the water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!
20, the autumn wind starts, cut the autumn wind and give it to you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1, I knew it was impossible, so I didn't confess on April Fool's Day.
22. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are cool, so we respectfully call you "Yokai Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!
23. Confessions are all said on April Fool's Day, and breakups are all said on Qixi.
24. If I confess, I will choose April Fool's Day, save myself some face and say that I am joking.
25, my grandmother said, children now! April Fool's Day confession, Valentine's Day breakup and Tomb-Sweeping Day's proposal are all against the rhythm.
26. I was really happy last night. I touched it left and right and had sex with the fairy. The egg cake was on the bar. Life is so heroic, silver dollar is at the waist, happy dreams are made every day, and wife and children are healthy and happy! Happy April Fool's Day!
27, April Fool's Day, I hope you live like a fool, with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month, doing stupid things, eating stupid, laughing and laughing after dinner, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!
28. I confessed on Valentine's Day, but he refused on April Fool's Day, and it suddenly dawned on me.
29. panic on April fool's day, and be nervous when you see text messages. I don't know whether it is true or not, but I hesitate to think about it. Don't be angry if you get caught. It only comes once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!
30, April Fool's Day, please always be vigilant; April fool's day, please be careful of all unknown events; On April Fool's Day, remember to use your clever brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
3 1, don't treat me as April Fool's Day, and live as lively as the Spring Festival, then I will make your life in Tomb-Sweeping Day more horrible than Halloween.
32. That sister paper let me have April Fool's Day, so I let her have Valentine's Day.
On April Fool's Day, I told you that I like you, I love you and I need you. Will you believe me? Mm-hmm.
I hope someone will tell me one day that they like me, even if it is April Fool's Day.
35. I think the sun is warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
I wish you every day as youthful as Children's Day, as happy as Valentine's Day, as hardworking as Labor Day, as happy as April Fool's Day, as proud as Easter, as happy as Halloween and as beautiful as Women's Day!
37. I like you, but I just want April Fool's Day to last longer.
April Fool's Day has passed, and I still miss it.
39. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.
40. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day is suitable for leaving a message 2 1. This life is so hard that I want to be coaxed by you.
If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.
I want to teach you everything, and I want to explain it to you in simple language.
4. You are a little ... a little what? Kind of beautiful.
5. I don't want to be in Wan Li. I just want to wake up with you by my pillow.
6. The moon has closed recently, so I'll say good night.
7. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
8. This is the palm, this is the refill, and you are my sweetheart.
9. Don't you really want to taste the fairy?
10, maybe I still like it, but I don't insist on being together.
1 1. Women who can't cry are monsters, and women who can only cry are waste.
12, I miss you very much, this sentence is false, and the last sentence is also false.
13, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.
14, stay with me, yes, no, I'll find another way.
15, the iron horse is me, the glacier is me, and you are my dream.
16, it's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house.
17, stop it, your kindness to me is about to fall.
18, I will try my best to realize my dream to make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.
19, every night, she will change herself, stay up late and fall in love.
You must cherish what you get, because no one will wait for you in the same place.
2 1, taking others too seriously will only be seen as useless by others.
Two years later, this painting was found in a hotel in Florence.
23. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.
24. Cute, I'm interviewing. Interview for what? Interview your girlfriend.
25. I hope I am lucky enough to stay with you all the time and not be replaced.
No matter how strong I am, your words can make me cry.
27. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate.
28. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
29, men should like the hair of meat, like bones, that is a dog.
30. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
3 1. It's better not to use your own photo as an avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.
If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin, a famous brand.
33. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
34. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
If the teacher didn't tell me not to litter, I would throw you out.
I drank too much tonight and wanted to say something you like to hear. I love you.
37. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch. ''
38. After you left, there was no color in my world, not even black.
The message suitable for April Fool's Day is 3 1. If you let me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let you celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.
2. Hey, take one million when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!
3. How did you spend April Fool's Day? It happens to be Tomb-Sweeping Day.
4. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying hypocritical love words; April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.
I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!
I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?
Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.
8, don't take anyone's feelings as a game, it can only show that you are a scum, an unworthy person.
9. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.
Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.
12, it is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!
13. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
14. If you lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.
15, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month. You are stupid in everything you do and everything you eat. After dinner, you laugh and laugh, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!
16, this information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!
17, the mentally retarded person who saved this message is equivalent to an idiot if he replies to this message. If he forwards this message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day!
From June 18 to April 1 day, the salary of all employees in the unit increased by 40%. Please collect the difference from April 1 to April 17:00 to finance. Wish you a happy holiday!
19, Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!
20. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
2 1, career does not seek "stupidity", love is never "stupidity", it often takes advantage of "stupidity", and it is "stupidity" every year, and it is "stupidity" every day for good luck. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
22. April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.
April 23 1 April Fool's Day, I want to send you a happy rabbit to make you happy to play with you, and also send you a happy rabbit to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!
24. If the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is inexhaustible, if it is unintentional, it will follow! Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!
25. I am not afraid that someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day. I'm afraid you will agree.
26. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!
27. I won't let anyone celebrate April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day!
28, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.
29. I confess that I have three hearts for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, I want to touch you sincerely, and I want to care about you. The second meaning: your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will seriously carry out my half-hearted plan until the end.
30. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to admit you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 20 15040 1, and your scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!
3 1, China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't connect, please fall to the ground as hard as possible and return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
Today's children choose Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day.
Don't tell me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
35, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!
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