What humorous short messages can I send to my boyfriend?

The text message sent to my boyfriend is 2010-01317: 00 Source: The network wants to make up a humorous story to tell (), which is my joke; I want to find a good reason to tell myself (), that's not my intention; I hope you can forgive me and give me a smile. The moon came and the sun went, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are very precious, precious things are so easy to see () gold and diamonds are so easy to see () days are spent between hope and disappointment, between love and hate, between fanaticism and calmness, between worship and confusion. You are really my nemesis. I dare not be a little conceited about you like others. I love (), dear. Spring is an affectionate season, and I miss you more and more strongly. I miss your beauty, your gentleness, your loveliness and everything about you. I love () with all my heart. Love is magical, it makes the laws of mathematics out of balance; Two people share the pain, only half the pain; And two people * * * enjoy one kind of happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness. I am extremely happy but also extremely painful to fall in love with you. I feel that I have the whole world with you, but I dare not think about what I will have if I lose you. Love has little to do with character. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in The Condor Heroes, but she didn't like Guo Jing. I'm surprised that she likes bad and hates good? On second thought, it was nothing. It is wrong for Yang Kang to regard the thief as his father and win honor for his country. But he is persistent in love. Why can't such a person enjoy love? There are also such examples in real life, and young people also have their love. When I was lovelorn before, I hated her and why she was so heartless. When I hear the bad news about her, I will snicker. Not now. Even if I lose her, I will bless her and sincerely hope that she can live well. I'll be sad that she's not doing well. This is also the difference between liking and loving. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! The one who loves me is (), and the one who hurts you is me. I am willing to heal your wound with my heart and hold hands again ... a little woman, but I like it very much. I won't make you angry again. I miss (), read () and can't wait to chew ()!