Tell me about that funny hair.

Interestingly, in real life, many people will share their feelings through speeches. This kind of interesting conversation can make us laugh and share our happy mood at the moment. Let's look at funny hairstyles.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

2. What are the similarities between a wife and a computer? Answer: Except the manufacturer, no one understands its operation law.

3. Your wife will give birth soon! If you have more children, give me one. I like puppies very much.

If someone else is a flower inserted in cow dung, you are different. ............................................................................................................................................................

I haven't lied until now, but today God let me meet you, and I can finally start lying: you are so handsome and cool.

6, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.

7. Do you know that everyone calls you "Three Hearts"? What do you mean? -others are sick, and they are sad at home, so rest assured at home.

8. Do you know? When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized that you used so much affection for me! Memories are so unforgettable.

9. You are creative, and your life is a kind of courage; Ugliness is not your intention, but God lost his temper. You should live well, only you can set off the beauty of the world!

10, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there are us: state-owned pig farms, your warm home.

1 1. After eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Priest's master and apprentice achieved a positive result. Sanzang drives and Wukong sells pots. Friar Sand is a big man and has become a model. The remaining one, Pig Bajie, walked into the mobile phone. Still laughing!

12. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that it belongs to the big pig constellation. There will be a big pig flying across the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You should be fine. So many people watch you fly!

13, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it.

14, female: If you don't accept my love, I will curse you! M: Sorry, feelings can't be forced! Woman: Ah! I curse you for not bringing a seasoning bag every time you buy instant noodles!

15. Paying you a dime to buy this message has three purposes: first, to prove that your mobile phone can receive information; Second, to harass you aboveboard; Third, a person with both talents and looks needs you, pig head ~

16, I heard that you made a fortune and paid off all your foreign debts. It's time to return half of the rubber you borrowed from your primary school, and with the interest for so many years, you should return me a tire.

17, listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies!

18, Li Bai, whose poems are widely known, we admire him; A generation of great men, founding a country and starting a business, we worship him; And you are a madman, there is no way but to lock you up.

19, you are going on a long trip abroad, and sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce the sentence"!

20. I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that the SMS function is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it's yours!

2 1, the sky outside is beautiful, the world outside is magical, and the life outside is wonderful. I don't know why you still sit at the bottom of the well for a long time and refuse to leave. What a pity!

22. There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, hello pig!

23. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter!

24. You know, I hate two kinds of people the most. First, I have no education and insist on pretending to be smart. Second, pretend to be very simple when you are smart. Third, I can't count people.

25. One day, two friends walked and chatted together to relax! A said to B: Life is really complicated now! ? B said: Exactly. I miss Taiwan Province Province, but I can't see Taiwan Province Province coming home. I feel very bad.

26. Someone saw you yesterday, but you are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

27. As the saying goes, don't be a fool unless you are stupid. On this great day of April Fool's Day, I wish you are the only fool in the world, and you will be as stupid as a Chinese odyssey. When you meet a silly princess, the whole world will be silly!

28. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, you think I'm harassing me, and I'd like to contact you, but ... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

29. I haven't been looking for you recently. I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? But then again, it's weird to sell it.

30. It is a very happy thing to miss you. Seeing you is a very happy thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

3 1, it's cold, give you some warmth. Give you a fire in winter: fire; Two fires in winter: inflammation; Three fires in winter: Yan; Four fires in winter: . Sample, I can't believe I can't cook you!

32. You have changed! That's why. I don't know you anymore, and now you are so strange to me. My heart hurts. You were so cute before! But now why don't you be a tadpole and a toad?

33. Pigs and dogs are jailers in the animal kingdom. One day, they caught an uninvited guest named SMS and locked him up. The next day, the news escaped from the prison and the warden investigated it. The dog said unjustly, I had a rest yesterday. It was the pig who read the news.

The good news is that I finally have a little power now, that is, I made a promise and threw myself on the ground. Stop talking, call me when you go out later, and I'll send a car to pick you up. The number is easy to remember. Just dial 1 10.

35. I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message!

36. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were the commander in chief, wearing a pot cover, carrying a sack, hanging a plastic bag around your waist, holding a can and two Chinese cabbages. You were so cute when you rushed in and shouted, who has broken bottles to sell?

37. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

38. Give me your clothes and I'll help you wash them. Tell me your troubles and I'll help you solve them. You'll be grateful to me. I'm telling you, it's not necessary. As long as you fart a lot in the future, I will be grateful.

39. I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I love you the most; I am a professional pig farmer!

Do you know what is the most difficult thing in the world? This is not Jin Gangzuan, this is not granite, this is your beard, because I found that your face is so thick that it can even "explode"!

4 1, life is hard without you; Without you, my heart is very annoying; When I lost you, I burst into tears; Pursue you and never get tired of it; It is sweet to have you in my heart; Embrace you, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever!

42. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm a pig!" " "

43. Butterflies complain about bees. They have a big belly and so many sweet words that they just don't tell me. How irritating! Bees complain about butterflies, wearing exotic flowers and grass, and the two antennas on their heads are so long that they just don't send me messages. It's annoying!

Do you know how blue the sky is? This is what I drew. Do you know how the money came from? That's what I printed; Do you know how cows fly? That's what I blew; Do you know how the pig died? The text message is angry!

45. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0, 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: sell children, rice, iron, house, land and wife. Thank you for your cooperation!

46. I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message!

47. Going to someone else's house to go to the toilet has four major flaws: there is no paper after pulling; Finished, there is no water; After pulling, there is still water not rushing down; It's over, it's over. The water has washed down, but it has come up again.

48. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

49. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

50. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So I will call you "pig" from now on! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I am a pig!" " "

Talk about 2 1, convenience is the most important. Do you know what this is? "The little egg said proudly," What is it? "The penis said," Yes, you know how to read short messages and send messages! " "Ha ha, did you laugh? Smile and move forward, and life will bloom happily!

From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

3. The U.S. military offered a reward for the capture of Al Qaeda elements, but the two men searched in the desert for several months without results. One night, a man woke up from a dream and found himself surrounded by more than 200 gunmen. He hurriedly called his partner: "Get up, we are rich!" "

4. In late autumn, fallen leaves dance with the wind; The cold wind makes people feel slightly sad. It really hurts me to see you shivering in the wind. I walked beside you, shyly took off my coat and handed it to you: take it to wash and do something to keep warm.

Maybe you haven't noticed. I am happy when you are happy; I feel bad when you are sad. If you ignore me, I will indulge myself! I'm an honest man, and I won't tell lies, except this, haha!

6. If your ears itch, it means I miss you. If your eyes itch, it means I want to see you. If your mouth itches, it means I want to kiss you. If you are itchy all over, forget it. It's time for a bath!

7. Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be inappropriate, and little idiots will always read them patiently-

8, the weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

9. Season with gutter oil, fill your stomach with poisonous rice, paste your mouth with beef sauce, fatten up with lean meat, eat dyed steamed bread, and let salt dominate your back. After thinking about it, apart from my friends, only I am the most reliable. In short, damn it!

10, the heart is beautiful, it's snowing; Heartbeat, the wind blows; My heart is warm and the sun is rising; As soon as I got excited, I went into the water. What water? Drooling. I said, don't be so persistent in looking at your mobile phone. Wipe the saliva clean and be careful not to burn it!

1 1, beautiful, you are cute, you love to eat meat often, you and I are still fat, saving glory and wasting shame. Everything in the bowl should be dripped after eating, but there is no need to lick the bowl clean every time!

12, the housewife downstairs made a fire, which caused smoke upstairs. The housewife upstairs is shouting abuse. Downstairs calmly chanting: Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke. Upstairs, I took a basin of water, threw it down, and murmured: Look at that waterfall hanging in front of the river.

13, summer ideas: imagine that you are in the cold ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

14, the phone is ringing, I want to chat with you; Ring twice and want to ask you to meet; Ring three times and I'll invite you to dinner. Ring four times, I'll spend you some money; Ring five times and I'll discharge you. Haha, turn it off.

15, are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

16, when I have money, I will definitely not buy more houses, so that real estate developers have no money to earn; When I am rich, I will definitely eat nothing unless there is safe food; When I do this, don't look for me either. I will immigrate to Mars, the pollution of the earth is too serious!

17. Even the reddest flowers need green leaves. No matter how powerful a bird's wings are, it needs the help of air. No matter how white the teeth are, they need to be as close as lips and teeth, even if flowers are inserted in cow dung. I said, how can my flowers and plants live without you as fertilizer?

18, I only care about what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

19. South-South has a basket. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.

20. Write a poem for you-there are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that my poems are full of sadness? Who knows that only a fool can read this poem!

Let's start with 3 1. Throw the baby two seven-hole bricks. You are all rubbish thrown into outer space, and the smoke you burn can destroy the atmosphere beyond recovery.

2. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

We were almost the same, but I didn't know what the gap was until you were crazy.

You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13!

5. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

6, the idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm, suddenly freezing; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

7. Birds fly far with couples, and people are good with quality. This means that you will be who you want to be. Now I finally know why you like orangutans so much!

8. The meaning of your existence in this life is: eat well and sleep well; Your regrets in this life are: you didn't lose your body fat; Your greatest contribution in this life is: you can't have stewed vermicelli on the dining table! Humans will always be grateful to you!

9, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~ ~!

10, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" "

1 1, if someone misunderstood you, I will defend you; If someone slanders you, I will help you clarify; If someone wants to take advantage of you, I will be rude to him. If someone wants to hit you, I will … cheer for him!

12, is it really disgusting to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

13, you look like a pig from a distance, like a tiger from a close look, and it turns out to be a mouse when you look closely; You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; Your left side looks cool and your right side is rich. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China.

14, the matchmaker took a woman on a blind date and looked at a handsome guy from a distance. Q: Is that okay? Woman: Will he? He fell in love with you at first sight. Seeing a one-eyed man after marriage, I asked the matchmaker angrily. I said he has a crush on you!

15, I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

16, the night is already deep. I woke up from a dream. On the grass in the suburbs, when you approached me slowly, my heart beat wildly. It all came so suddenly that I shouted at a loss ... Mouse!

17, tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mouse is not bad. Ha ha.

18, are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!

19, on the weekend, I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, smile when you are happy, forget when you are upset, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

20, clear water, no fish, invincible!

2 1, you are like a dung fork, you know, looking at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung.

22, you must not understand, silly child! The phone is upside down!