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Today, the temperature is rising, and the sun makes me very hot. I stood in the pigsty, picked up my hooves and lit a cigarette. I don't want to be a pig anymore. I shut my heart in a deep, deep place. I am an incompetent pig. I can't arch your heart, I will be eaten by you.

Someone suddenly asked me today.

five

What does 20 mean? I replied:

5 yes

Fifth, implement, implement economic restructuring, implement accurate poverty alleviation, implement social security, implement environmental governance, and implement anti-corruption.

Two important things, economic development and clear water and blue sky. 0 is the tolerance for illegal problems.

3. Today is

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Early in the morning, I called the goddess and asked, "Do you want to go to the movies tonight?" Who knows that the goddess is not interested in this, but rather wants to see my home. Isn't this a clear hint that I have confirmed my relationship? Thinking of this, I was elated and hung up the phone, sweetly remembering her answer just now: Go to see your uncle!

I tell you, I hate being poor and loving the rich, and I hate people who have no money. People who have no money think I'm right like begging all day.

50 bucks.

5. The diary of the rich:

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20 years

May

Late at night on the 20th, my wish to study since childhood was to have my own life, because my dad said that if I didn't study hard, I would help him count money at home every day. I don't like this.

6.

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Can 20 couples take me out on a date for dinner?