How funny is the wedding night greeting?

1. A wedding is going on. The wedding ceremony, parents and bride of both sides have all finished speaking, and the groom has also come to speak. The groom is very nervous, my wedding, I wish you all a happy wedding! On the wedding night, the groom looked at the exquisite bride and praised: I really should hire a sculptor to carve your perfect figure! Just as the voice fell, there was a knock at the door: Hello, I am a sculptor who lives next door!

2. The groom said: Are we really arranged marriages? The bride asked in surprise, what, you don't want to marry me? The groom said with a smile, you see, the new house, decoration, furniture, electrical appliances and wedding banquet are all arranged by parents.

3, a carved window, pushing open the sunny and antique mirror, illuminating the atrium, thinking about Shu embroidery on red silk, every stitch and thread is a delicate test of time, and the happiness of two people needs to be won together. Happy wedding!

4. A wedding is going on. The officiating guests, parents and bride of both sides have all finished speaking, and the groom has also come to speak. The groom is very nervous, my wedding, I wish you all a happy wedding!

5. Happy wedding, the ring finger you dream of, the eternal diamond. When I heard that I was willing to be so practical, I felt that my promise was so sincere, and I would support you with the rest of my life. Friend, happy wedding!

6. Love is long-lasting, love is persistent, and today's love is happy; Thinking tonight, looking forward to last night, writing down bits and pieces of thoughts; The bell rang, the message arrived, and I sincerely wish you a beautiful one; Two people, one heart, sweet and sweet, grow old together, happy wedding!

7. The golden champagne in the goblet is longer than gold, the firm flame on the candle table lasts forever, the warm wishes in the short message, infinite happiness and happy wedding!

8. The festive red candle is shining, the noisy joy is hilarious, the bright red words are reflected, the dazzling fireworks are deafening, the groom is smiling, the bride is pretty, the beauty is beautiful, and a match made in heaven. Happy wedding!

9. On their wedding night, the bride asked the groom, Dear, how did you come up with the idea of pursuing me? Groom: At that time, I wrote love letters to all the girls I knew, and only you replied!

10, the lotus is sparse under the moon, full of delicate fragrance; Chi Pan willows, shrouded in tender dreams. Flowers fall into the water, drifting away and yearning infinitely; Cold and quiet, singing all kinds of tenderness. Osmanthus fragrans is the boudoir under the autumn gauze; Red candles are shining in the dark and lovers are embracing each other. Wedding congratulations.