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Pick up hot chicks Skills Online Love Talk: Do you want to sleep with me so much?

My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

4. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

6. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.

7. Do you want to sleep with me?

I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.

9. What I want is simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

10, what is a different place? I have been here for four years before, but I am afraid of these four years.

1 1. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

12, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

13, thank you for your smile. I've been flustered all my life.

14, I know you will come, so I will wait.

15, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

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First, your name is only a few strokes, but it goes deep into my heart.

Second, not thinking about it can be avoided. After thinking about it several times, I would rather miss it.

Third, the moment I gave up on you was not the result I wanted, because I knew there was a kind of love called letting go. Thank you for giving me happiness and being loved. We can't be enemies, because we loved each other deeply, and we can't be friends, because we hurt each other.

I told you all my thoughts. Did you hear that?

The world is so big that I want to be by your side.

6. I fell in love with this silly girl, I fell in love with this girl who loves to laugh, I fell in love with this girl who occasionally spoiled ... There are countless reasons for falling in love with you, but I can only sum up my thoughts in one sentence, that is, "I love you".

No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

Eight, the best love is probably like this, you accompany me through nothing, I accompany you to the ends of the earth.

In my Me Before You, there has never been a miracle in my life.

You don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who loves you until you are drunk.

Eleven, time has not made me forget you, but let me get used to you. I hope to have time to look back, even if I can't accompany you to the end.

12. I only borrow one journey of your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

Thirteen, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid, afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

At the age of fourteen, I have never danced. Every day is a disappointment in my life.

Fifteen, I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life.

Love you is the most important thing in my life.

I don't want to hug others, because there is no heartbeat from you.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

I will go with you in the future. I mean, if you like.

Twenty, in this life, my love for you is eternal. In this life, you are the one I deserve to love. Honey, are you like me?

2 1. Youth is like cutting an onion. We were all in tears, but we still enjoyed it.

22. Please forgive me for being greedy. I want to accompany you to the seed of love, but I also want to accompany you to the gray temple.

Twenty-three, since I met you, my calm heart lake can no longer be calm. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

True love is a gorgeous adventure. During this journey, we will meet blue stars and terrible tsunami. How much sincerity does it take to love someone to let him know? If you don't get the bloodiest, you won't know the taste of bone marrow. I have you in my life, and I know that. All you can do is not regret it.

25. My confession to you is my carefully prepared speech.

26. Do you know how many injuries you have suffered if the ridicule ratio becomes higher and colder?

Boys who eat lollipops are always more handsome than boys who smoke.

Twenty-eight, we argue today, laugh tomorrow, and think far when bored.

I have never succeeded in anything in my life, but I don't want to screw it up.

I like you and love you more.

Because I got your love, I want to hug everyone, because your love makes me feel the beauty of this world.

32. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

33. I am happy when I care about you, and you are happy when I care about you; Even if this happiness is very weak, that happiness has never been discovered by you.

34. You are the only audience I love, and I am your forever father.

Thirty-five, if there is an advertisement for love, it is probably what you look like in my mind.

I miss you so much that I decided to come and see you.

Time takes everything away, let me stay with you.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

39. In my heart, you are the best, and I feel most uncomfortable making you angry. I hope you will stop being angry and sad. I promise you, I won't feel guilty next time. I am angry because I am the thickest and you won't forgive me.

40. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you.

I couldn't help myself after meeting you.

Forty-two, if the most extravagant thing, I am willing to wait for you with my whole youth.

43. Find a windy place to see you and blow me into your arms.

Nobody wants it except you, but nobody wants it except you.

45. I think your first sentence is false, and so is your second sentence.

46. Friend, do you smell loneliness? I will always spend it with you, and we will get rid of it in our own way!

There are many stars in the sky and many boys in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

Forty-eight, maybe I don't have the fanatical love like the sun, and I don't have the long-lasting love like running water. All I know is that I love you, and I love you constantly. Do my best for you.

49. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

Fifty, how many lovers are immersed in joy, I can't be with you. Endless sadness is hidden in my heart, and I don't want to hear any more truth! I only know that I love you and miss you.

5 1. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

I can't explain why I love you, but you are the reason why I don't love others.

Fifty-three, thousands of thoughts, frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

54. Good night is always the most exciting love story, hiding that I love you.

Fifty-five, I am blissful at the sight of you.

I don't care about humans tonight, I just want you.

It takes a few minutes to meet someone, hours to like someone and days to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

I studied finance and management for four years, but in the end, you are in charge of finance.

59. If you need me, I will be where you can see me.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel as if a spring breeze is blowing and melting my heart.

Sixty-one, the rest of my life is still long, please give me more advice.

Sixty-two, it is not enough for a person to have this life, he should also have a poetic world.

Sixty-three, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, the glacier is you.

Sixty-four, the most beautiful thing is not rainy days, but the eaves that once fled with you.

QQ space love story: I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you more.

1. You still don't understand that ten thousand bright futures are not worth a gift with you.

The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tenderness burning in my chest.

I heard later that you have a new lover. Since then, my hero has been fighting for another girl, and blood has been spilled everywhere.

It's nice to have someone you like. Sunny days are suitable for meeting and rainy days are suitable for missing.

No matter how many times we have quarreled, we will eventually make up because we can't bear to part. It's really good.

6. I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you.

7. You can describe a handsome man, a rich man or even a family background, but you can never describe a person who is kind to you. Handsome, rich and social status, these things are objective social hardware, which can be seen and touched, but it is really stupid for you to want someone to be nice to you. Once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.

The boys in our class want to sleep with me. I love you, but you just want to sleep with me.

Every Friday is the most special.

Because on this day, the shell will be the first to get out of bed and wander around the room in a light and sexy sleeping position.

She cooks breakfast and then washes. She stood in front of the dresser, painting her eyebrows. Half an hour later, her face was covered with a thick layer of powder, which covered up her original skin color and acne marks. After an hour, the makeup was completely impeccable.

She ate her breakfast in no hurry, and the pedestrians outside the window went out in twos and threes. She just left her job and dug out her clothes from the closet, thinking about what to wear to meet her boyfriend.

She always tries two or three sets and walks back and forth in front of the mirror four or five times to determine what she is wearing that day. And every month, she always spends four days like this, and every day makes her look forward to happiness.

After work in the evening, she went to the bathroom to make up her makeup, then walked to the bus stop, took the fastest bus and spent an hour and a half to see her boyfriend.

Shell can't remember how many times it went to the bus stop or how many times it took the 779 bus. Even the driver already knows her. Sometimes she is so tired that she falls asleep in her seat. At the station, the driver will kindly remind her that it is time to get off.

Shell and her boyfriend are in the same city. It has been a year since they moved from school to this city, and they meet regularly four times a month. And every time we meet, we are in bed.

My best friend once said to Shell seriously and unkindly: Are you sure he loves you? Maybe he just thinks you're perfect for dating. You don't complain, don't pester, and you are on call, which fully meets the standards of good sexual friends.

Big shell, amused by the words of my best friend.

However, the shell still secretly implies marriage. The other party has been saying that career is the main thing for the past two years, and others are not considered for the time being. The shell understood and didn't ask again.

One day, Shell went to see him by bus for another hour and a half, with more delicate makeup on his face and new clothes on his body. She wanted to give him a surprise.

Because she left half an hour early, when Shelly arrived at the door of her boyfriend's company, she saw her boyfriend coming out of the company with his arm around a girl's shoulder.

The girl is cute and clever, and her long hair is sweet and soft. She should be amused by her boyfriend. She smiles even cuter, as if she had a little tiger tooth.

Shell suddenly panicked. She wanted to find a place to hide at once, but her feet seemed to be stuck on the ground and couldn't move.

When her boyfriend saw her, the smile on her face was awkward for an instant, and then she took a blank look at the shell. Without saying a word, she hugged the girl and walked away from the side of the shell.

Shell's tears fell, and she turned and ran for a long time. As she ran, tears fell down, and the memories of more than a year in her mind were like showing a movie.

Every Friday morning, she paints the most exquisite makeup for his liking, carefully chooses clothes to try on for his happiness, wears sexy and hot lace underwear for his so-called taste, learns to cook in order to please his stomach, and takes the fastest bus to accompany him for one more minute. ......

It turns out that this is just a misunderstanding. Shell wants to talk about a love that will never break up and then enter the marriage hall, but boys just want to sleep with a girl and don't spend money locally.

Shell waited for ten days, but the boy didn't call her, and WeChat didn't explain it. She turns over the boy's circle of friends every day, only to see that the boy's dynamics are still daily, eating and drinking as usual, and can't see any sadness.

A month passed, and the shell didn't wait for the news. She blacklisted all the phone numbers of boys and the contact information of all social software. She changed her mobile phone and WeChat and disappeared from many people's world.

One day, my best friend guessed something was wrong and hurried to the shell. When I opened the door, I saw the shell with a long face and was leisurely cooking sparerib soup. The air is filled with the fragrance of ribs and lotus seeds.

My best friend suddenly blushed and stretched out his arm to hug her, blaming himself for knowing it too late.

Shell smiled calmly and said, You were right before, but I was always stupid. I used to be a qualified sex friend, and finally I climbed out of there without leaving any cannon fodder. But now, it's over. You see, I have a good life now.

Although in the same city, Shell never met that boy again, maybe some predestination was maintained through deliberate efforts. Once interrupted, all signals were cut off and we never met again.

Later, I still prefer to get up early every weekend and be busy learning yoga and Latin shell dancing. She has a good figure, and sometimes she is beautiful without makeup. The suitors around her kept sending her flowers and gifts to please her. However, she stopped falling in love.

Because the old wounds have not healed, because there is too little sincerity and too much extravagance.

Maybe you want to have a fair love, but the other person just wants to sleep with a girl carefree.

In the end, all the glitz is gone. Maybe many people are just waiting for a real partner, someone who will never leave when he comes.

He will accompany you for a lifetime, and he will also accompany you to grow flowers and vegetables for three meals a day.