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The text messages are maxed out
Pick up your mobile phone and look at these short messages full of blessings that we have received. The difference is to copy the template, the difference is that we just turn it around. What's even more ridiculous is that some forwarders don't even look at the final signature, so it's someone else's turn to sign. In my opinion, this kind of blessing message is basically no different from the harassment of invoicing, selling all kinds of high-end watches and advertising messages.
Some people say: treat you as a friend and I will send you.
Please, I don't need such cheap friends. If you really regard me as a friend, please write down my name, a few simple happy holidays and a few blessings that I think are aimed at my personal situation. There is no need to go into details. You are not a copywriter, so you don't need so many flowery words and funny words. This is taking me as a friend. When I receive the message, I will read it carefully and reply with my heart. I won't read any of the mass short messages you send at will, just delete them at will.
It is really ridiculous to say that real friends use text messages to maintain relationships. Real friends never need this kind of text message. Holiday greetings are always played like this: hey, grandson, how many heads did you knock on during the New Year? However, sending this insincere and polite blessing message at will can only show how far you are and how far you are. Whether a friend sends it or not, he is a friend, not a friend. No matter how much he sends, he is not a friend.
Some people say: texting you in a group is like meeting someone you know on the road. They smile at you politely, and you just ignore them after saying hello. You are so rude.
In that case, I think I saw you greeting me on the road. I just want to give you a serious smile and wave to you, but when I look back, there are a group of hundreds or even thousands of people standing behind me in your address book. Maybe sometimes the position is worse, mixed in the vast sea. You think you are a character, and you want to respond with one voice and one voice. You are just a perfunctory greeting. Do we have to pay tribute to you and collectively call you hard?
Even though I was out of courtesy, I returned this greeting, regardless of whether you can see my reply, whether it will be submerged in this crowd, and whether it will bring you satisfaction and existence. The most important thing is that I really don't know what the meaning of this time is. The point is, do I remember you? No, it's your address book. Remember me. You will feel my best wishes. It's like a joke. Two economists bet that they would give the other person 5000 yuan if he ate a lump of shit. So one person really ate it, and the other gave him five thousand dollars. After a period of time, the person who eats shit feels painful and wants to embarrass another person. He said to another person, if you eat shit, I will give you 5000 yuan. I didn't expect another person to eat shit for five thousand dollars. Suddenly, two economists smiled at each other and said: We have created a GDP of 10,000 yuan! !
Although blessing and eating shit can't be compared, this kind of mass blessing is really tasteless. It is not an exaggeration to say that I feel the deep blessing of the other party through such a short message. In a sense, the income and traffic brought by random mass sending to mobile, China Unicom and telecommunications far exceed the sense of happiness it can really bring to everyone.
Some people say: at least I can send a group blessing to everyone, and sending a group message to you at least shows that people think of you, okay!
I am puzzled. There are many people in my WeChat that I have never met or communicated with. They have been sending messages of blessing to people at every festival. I wonder if they thought of me the moment they forwarded it to me. Do I have an impression in their hearts? Speaking of me, they don't seem to know who it is. I don't even know how I ended up in their address book.
There is not much sincerity in this kind of blessing. In the future, it is he who scolds you in the street. Another example is a cartoon: a man can't get up in a deep pit, and a man puts down his hand and says he wants to pull him up, but it's a long way. Voice-over: A person who doesn't really want to help you, but just pretends to help you.
Of course, I am grateful for remembering my friends. But have you thought about each other? This is not just a mass message.
Some people say that some people give a hint to people who haven't contacted for a long time and want to contact but don't know what to say.
This hint is too dark and weak to read any other meaning. If you really want to hint, an expression can make people feel: huh? Why did he give me the expression? People who really want to take a reason will naturally return, and those who don't want to take a reason will ignore it, needless to say.
I don't have a problem with everyone sending each other blessings. It is more appropriate to reply to group messages. Fight back with your hands seriously. This is benevolence and righteousness. Send it back in groups This is my duty. Whether to go back or not, whether to send or not, is purely personal will. It's just a perfunctory mass mailing, and I don't want to receive it again. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you, and I won't send it to you at will.
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