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What are some interesting tips and advertising words?

Grass is also in class, please don't disturb.

The grass is smiling shyly, please don't disturb.

I grew up with you.

Don't let the grass cry, don't let the waste paper fly.

The green lawn needs no paper decoration. Environmental protection exists every day and civilization exists every day.

It's a pity to step on the green grass.

If you have a heart that loves life, you can summon green feelings.

Throwing garbage once will cover your mind with dust, and picking up garbage once will add a piece of pure land to your mind.

Politeness makes you elegant, helping others makes you happy, and humility makes you add virtue.

Show your elegance in the corridor and your majestic posture in the playground.

You wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud. I took a step without leaving any paper.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. (Library)

Please take a close shot. (trash can)

I am iron, you must not be a magnet. (Behind the window)

Be gentle, don't cry, wipe away your tears.

"How far is it? How far is it?" Tire advertising words

Don't let the faucet cry alone.

There is nothing to be picky about (tea). Teahouse advertising words

Why is our precious blood wrapped in bedbugs? Insecticide advertising words

In fact, the fame of the little fairy is blown out. Advertising words of Tianxian brand electric fan

Pull out the "fresh" directly. Refrigerator advertisement

Let the flowers of the motherland be more beautiful. Children's clothing advertisement

A cosmetic advertisement-"Get rid of spots early, don't leave acne."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

Hotel advertisement: "Please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" "

Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of 500 francs for a parrot cage: "Is it worth 500 francs?"

Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong stuck a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall with "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: "If anyone can find that" Mercedes-Benz "brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 10000 yuan."

Coffin advertisement: "product recommended by God."

Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French."

Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies hermes McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day. "

Barber shop advertisement: There is an advertisement on the wall of the barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face." Another barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."