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A phrase that ruins Xiao Qing’s mood in one sentence: How big the external world is, how deep the inner world is.

1. I just don’t want to invest too deeply. You don’t love me but you say that I have changed.

2. Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

3. How should I express my thoughts?

4. I just want to leave as soon as possible while I still have the last bit of dignity.

5. Many people are talking about secrets.

7. Good night, all over the world

8. Many songs. Single loop. Heartbroken to hear. I really don’t know that the melody is too quiet. Or the words are too lingering.

9. Time will tell you who really loves you and who is just playing for fun

10. The thing I fear most is looking at the person I love Falling in love with another person

11. No matter what kind of crying you went through last night, when you wake up in the morning, the city is still busy with traffic

12. Having nothing may be more practical than having it, because at least you Not afraid of losing

13. How big the external world is, how deep the inner depth is.

14. Don’t worry about lack of talent, worry about lack of learning; don’t worry about lack of achievement, worry about lack of ambition.

15. Wandering around the world with a cigarette. One sentence ruined the freshness

1. The puppy said to the kitten: Guess how much I have in my pocket A piece of candy? The kitten said: If you guessed it right, can you give it to me? The puppy nodded: Yes, if you guessed it right, I’ll give you two pieces! The kitten swallowed and said: I guessed five pieces! Then, the puppy laughed. Then he put the candy in the kitten's hand and said: I still owe you three yuan. This is not a low-IQ joke, but because I love you, I allow your little greed.

Destruction: The cat excitedly ate these two pieces of candy with a large amount of sleeping pills, and passed out. Then he was screwed.

2. A professor gave a speech with $20. He asked the students who wanted the $20, and everyone in the audience raised their hands. The professor threw the money to the ground and ran it over with his foot, and then asked who wanted it. Some people in the audience still raised their hands. The professor said: I treat this coin this way, and you still want it because it has not devalued because of my trampling on it. The same is true in life. The value of life does not lie in the appreciation or criticism of others, but in ourselves.

Destruction: So the professor took off his pants. Lift your butt. Stuff $20 into your anus. Then he said shyly: Take what you want.

3. On a cold winter morning, she came back from the night shift and found that he was still lying in bed. Thinking about her hard work, she couldn't help but become hysterical. He didn't say anything, got up, went to the kitchen to bring out the breakfast that had been prepared, and hurried to work. She shed tears of grievance. When she ate and washed, she lay down and felt his warmth in the quilt. Then she remembered that he had been lying beside her just now, and she couldn't help but cry again.

Destruction: Then she took out her mobile phone and dialed an all-too-familiar number: Come here, he has gone to work.

4. I decided to confess! He and she have always been good friends, although she has always loved him, oh then come on. I've been outside her house for a long time, not daring to knock on the door. Dare to knock! I support you! Do you think she will agree? I don’t know. She put down her phone and cried in frustration. The phone vibrated again, but it was a call. Please open the door. I still dare not knock.

Destruction: She went to open the door excitedly. He looked at her face full of tears and said: Why are you crying? Is your roommate Xiaoli here?

5. At the wedding, a young man rushed in. The bride immediately said: I have read the novel and I am mentally prepared! Tell me, are you here to rob the groom, the bride, the best man or the bridesmaid? Or the pastor? The groom added. The young man looked frightened: I, I am the master of ceremonies at your wedding. I'm sorry to be late.

Ruin: Finished. He grabbed the bride's mother's hand and rushed out.

6. He fell asleep on the table, and she found his diary in his bag. This was the fourth year since he had a crush on her, and he wrote on the first page of the diary. , when he finished writing this diary, he would confess his love to her. She carefully put the diary back into her bag and tore out all the blank pages at the back of the diary.

Destruction: Then. She held the papers and ran to the toilet, covering her stomach.

7. He and she met when they were freshmen, but they never exchanged a word. Every time, she met him at the corner of the corridor, a place he often passed by. For four years, they would look at each other and pass by each other every day. She didn't want to break the tranquility of this secret love. On the night of graduation, she received a text message from him: It has been four years since we passed each other silently. This time, I want to hold your hand.

Destruction: Put it on my JJ.

8. At the door of the obstetrics and gynecology operating room, she held his hand nervously. Husband, I like both boys and girls. If it is a girl, I will protect you two. If it is a boy, we will There were tears in her eyes! He leaned down and said in her ear, if they were twins, they would just share a table of mahjong together. Poof, she smiled! He watched the nurse push her in, Waiting anxiously outside the door.

Destruction: What lingered in my mind was the looming breasts of the nurse who pushed her in.

9. He has had a crush on her for a long time, but he never knew her attitude because she rarely took the initiative to contact him. But at about 23 o'clock that day, I suddenly received a text message from her while busy: It's getting cold, please put on more clothes. He was overjoyed, but still asked with concern: Why are you still up so late? She replied: Someone is celebrating a birthday in the dormitory, so I can’t sleep yet. The next day, he suddenly realized that yesterday was her birthday, so he was looking forward to his blessing in such a tactful way.

Destruction: She said to her roommate: Damn it. That big adventure last night was such a shame!

10. A black driver drove a white mother and son. The son asked: Why is the driver’s uncle’s skin color different from ours? The mother replied: In order to make the world colorful, God created people of different colors. At the destination, the black driver insisted on not charging. He said: When I was a child, I asked my mother the same question. My mother said that because we are black, we are destined to be inferior. If she had given your answer, I would have had different achievements today.

Destruction: After getting off the car, the child smiled and said: Mom. You can save a lot of money every time you take a nigger's car.

11. She flagged down a taxi, and when she got in, she found that he was driving!! Ten years ago, they were close lovers. She chose to break up under the pressure of her parents, and they have been in the same car since then. The cities never met. How are you? I'm fine. How about you? So am I. She saw that he still wore the watch she gave him on his hand; he heard the clear and sweet sound of the little bell on her backpack, which he gave to her.

Ruin: Haha, where are we going? ?Heaven and earth. Be quick. I'm in a hurry.

12. She fell in love with him that year. She was an elegant and beautiful woman, and he was a lazy and penniless man. Friends did not think highly of them, and her parents also said that she was using her own happiness. Gambling. After dating, he worked hard as if he was a different person. A few years later, he had his own career and charm. She asked: How could he suddenly seem like a different person back then? He replied: You bet with your life's happiness, I How could I let you lose?

Destruction: Finished. He touched his anus, which was sore from being exploded by his boss last night.

13. When I opened my eyes, an old woman who looked like Grandma Rong was staring at me. People were shouting and congratulating the master and his wife for giving birth to a young man. Just as he was about to ask questions, he suddenly slapped his buttocks in pain and opened his mouth. I wanted to shout, but something fell out, huh? It's a piece of jade. This child was born with jade, so he was named Jia Baoyu. I suddenly understood, haha, it was so cool, I actually wore it, now I can harm the Grand View Garden, and I took the photo Here a man in sunglasses suddenly shouted.

Destruction: The man in sunglasses turned around and said to the 12 burly men behind him who were wearing ancient costumes, heavy makeup and facial hair.

You guys need to work harder on this costume GV!

14. She likes to eat an apple while surfing the Internet. He will peel two apples every day, one for each person. She likes this warm and romantic feeling. But she found that he always took a bite of each of the two apples before handing one to her. She wondered about this for a long time. Finally one day, while he was out answering the phone, she took his apple and took a bite. It was not as crispy and sweet as her own. Tears silently rolled down his face in an instant.

Destruction: Then continue to use ps software to modify her 45-year-old selfie and upload it to QQ space. And write: student part-time job, 100 fast food, 300 full set.

15. Let me tell you, the words written by this pen cannot be seen under normal circumstances! Well, how can we see it? After speaking, he dipped his finger in some water , happy birthday appeared on the post-it note with just one swipe. Years later, she found the pen and paper, which were the only birthday gifts he gave her. She still loves him. She cried looking at these sad things. A few tears fell, and a line of words appeared: I like you.

Destruction: As tears spread on the paper. There are three more words after that line: breasts.

16. On the train, a boy posted on Weibo with his mobile phone. He wrote on Weibo: On the train, I fell in love with her at first sight. She hates the smell of smoke. For some reason, she kept looking at the window and the boy looked at her silently, thinking that she must not know. After a while, someone on Weibo replied to him: Because the window reflects you. The boy looked up and saw that she was looking at him with a smile.

Ruin: Then he silently handed over a business card. It says XX insurance.

17. When she walked out of the examination room, she was crying. The candidates were all stunned to see such a beautiful girl crying. Regardless of the eyes of others, he took her in his arms and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." She cried even harder. Mathematics is so difficult and we can’t go to the same university. Idiot, I knew you didn't know how to do it. I didn't do any of the big questions at the end.

Destruction: Later he was admitted to Lanxiang. And her mother sent her to study in college abroad.

18. Female: I am not tall and have a bad figure. Man: What I want is not a model. Woman: I’m not pretty. Man: What I want is not a fairy. Woman: I can’t cook. Man: What I want is not a chef. Female: My education level is very low. Man: What I want is not a talented woman. Woman: I have a bad temper. Man: What I want is not a maid. Woman: So what do you want? Man: All I want is you. Do you understand? My baby!

Ruin: Female: Okay. son. Stop it. Go do your homework.

19. They broke up after three years of dating. Since then, his QQ signature has never changed: My dream is so big but I am so far away. She couldn't help but ask him: What is your dream? He smiled: Take my surname and give it your name.

Destroyed: Later. She became his stepmother.

20. He met her in a war-torn era. Because he was doing secret collection work, his superiors specially arranged for her to solve marriage problems, a deaf-mute girl. He fell deeply in love with her when he saw her, even though she couldn't speak. But just when he felt happy, he was captured by the hostile party and tortured to extract a confession. She came to see him crying. He struggled to say that he wanted to hear her speak at last. She choked and said: Forgive me.

Destruction: Hearing this rich and slightly hoarse male voice, he spurted blood and died.

21. I saw in the news yesterday that a man had cancer and died of cancer in order to save money for his family. Before going to bed at night, I asked my husband: If I got a terminal disease, would you treat me? My husband was almost asleep, and he said in a daze: Don't talk nonsense and you need to be cured even if you bankrupt your family! I said: What if you get it? Husband: Then It won't be cured. I asked: Why? Husband: It’s not easy to make money if you are left alone.

Destruction: She breathed a sigh of relief. Hand a positive HIV test form to your husband.

22. He had a chance to travel back in time.

Was he going back to the examination room ten years ago, and then taking the gold medal? Was he going back to the computer five years ago, and using all his money to buy the xx shares? He thought about it, and finally went back to that night a year ago. He lay quietly on the bed and sent a text message on his mobile phone. Is it okay not to break up?

Destruction: A text message came back: If you had used all your money to buy XX shares four years ago, I would not have broken up with you. You poor B.

23. When a boy and a girl have a conflict, they agree to walk 100 steps back to back and not break up if they can still see each other when they look back. When she reached step 99, the girl finally couldn't help squatting on the ground and crying, and a pair of arms hugged her from behind. The boy said: I have been waiting for you to look back, and I will never let you go alone in this life! We don’t want to be together forever, as long as we have a warm embrace, that’s enough!

Destruction: The girl stopped crying : Lighter. Xinyu, you take my breath away.

24. A boy has been chasing a girl for a long time, and others can see how serious the boy is towards the girl. In fact, the girls' guard has been loosened for a long time, but there are no ripples in their hearts. One orange afternoon, the girl turned around and asked the boy who was silently following her, what would you do if I were your girlfriend? The boy's beautiful eyebrows showed firm arcs, I will give everything I can. Go and exchange for a real one.

Ruin: How do you know that mine is not true! After saying that, the girl took out the two pieces of silicone padded in the brA.

25. On the day after Han Meimei’s wedding, Li Lei swallowed the time capsule he invented and returned to the day when he first met Han Meimei. How are you? When they met again, he couldn't help but blurt out these words. Fine, thank you, and you? I don’t know if Han Meimei is answering seriously or just having an English conversation. Im fine too Li Lei said, I just miss you

Ruin: sorry, but i like jim, his bird is soooooo cute!!!!!!!!! A refreshing sentence written for boys Dropping Xiaoqing

1. I am a cloud, hoping that the wind will blow south and float to Hangzhou, where there is the person I care about, Xiaodie. I would like to turn into a drop of rain and fall into your flower pot to nourish the budding roses. When the flowers bloom, you are delighted to see the beauty of the flowers. Do you know that I, who was once a cloud, have now dissolved into a tiny water molecule in a flower, and I am gazing lovingly at your kind face.

2. You are the most beautiful encounter in my life. I will spend my whole life grateful for this beautiful autumn. I envision happy days with you, I envision a warm life with you taking care of me, I envision Every corner is filled with your laughter; holding your hand is happiness and responsibility. If I hold your hand in this life, I will never let go again. When you hold me in your arms, you will understand that all your efforts will be rewarded by me throughout my life.

3. I made a wish in front of Buddha, hoping that I would be transformed into a small tree and stand beside the road you pass by every day. I will fill the branches with love and longing, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

4. You are the harbor of my soul, and my home is where you are. I will accompany you all my life!

5. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the rain and I am the flower, you are the fish and I am the fork, you are the flesh and I am the melon, You are a laker and I am a shrimp, you are a silly girl and what am I? Tell me quickly!

6. I send you the red sun to let you feel the warmth of the moment; I send you the yellow moon to accompany you through the quiet night; I send you the golden starlight to illuminate your boudoir; Your white wedding dress accompanied me to the wedding hall. My dear, please marry me!

7. Watch this gentle season, the comfort and tranquility of youth, and let you grow into a pure and beautiful woman. I like your heartfelt sweet smile under the bright sunshine, it is just like the beauty you should have in this age.

Compared with the charm of your flowers and seasons, the segments of sadness spread in your writings, how I hope they are just some leisurely imitations and have nothing to do with your mood. If this is really the case, I can save myself a lot of heartache. The flower language of love is sweet and tender; I read the article I wrote to you while drinking that day, it was beautiful and warm. If you bloom, the breeze will come; yes, you come with the fragrance of a season, and only then will your worldly, gentle and beautiful bloom, and only then will the unique beauty be copied in our hearts.

8. Wandering in the familiar street, I still have your familiar care. When I find you, I find the anchor and the beauty of my life. I still love you, even if you give me another chance to love, I will still give you a promise of eternal love. It was the choice of love that brought me back to the original point of loving you. The encounter in this life is a miracle. I will not give up the mystery of love and the beauty of this bond.

9. I just want to hold your hand... look into your eyes... barefoot... walk on the beach... only you... just because of you...

10. I think time is the best remedy, and it can only cure skin injuries. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person. I am angry with you, tease you, just because I like you; learn from you, follow you, just because I fall in love with you; love you, obey you, just because I want to chase you; miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; love you, I understand you, but I just want to ask you if you can be with me for the rest of your life.

11. Your parents raised you when you were a child, and your children raised you when you are old. Therefore, during the period in between, you must work hard to tell a story when you are young and strong. Others listen.

12. Sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember this world. However, I often forget the whole world and only remember you. When you are sad, I hope to be by your side and do my best to make you smile. I don’t know if it’s right or wrong to meet you, but I know I’m happy to have met you.

13. I want to give you four seasons of the year, let the flowers bloom for you in spring, and the fragrance is endless; let the sun shine for you in summer, with boundless enthusiasm; let the harvest of autumn ignite for you, and harvest after harvest; let The white snow falls for you in winter, and the friendship is strong!

14. How many times have I been immersed in the late night of thinking about you, and the traces of sadness have turned into distant lovesickness, crossing the distant sky; how many times have I snuggled into the arms of loving you and taken your sweet love. The deep affection, with your hot heart, the unrestrained love once; how many times it ignited the restless emotions, crazy I made a bold decision, only in this life, I will love you alone and I will never be separated from you.

15. Don’t indulge in fantasy, don’t bother yourself, live a good life down-to-earth, be a persistent person, and be a person close to happiness.

16. Being poor is not scary. What is scary is that you don’t really have the thoughts and actions to become rich.

17. The clouds most wish to float in the blue sky, the flowers most wish to sway in the wind, the moonlight most wishes to flow in the lotus leaves, the dewdrops most wish to wait at the leaf tips, and I most wish to hold the child’s hand with the child. I love you! I really love you and want to bring you happiness. Will you marry me?

18. If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; if you leave me, I will silently Bear it....

19. When time says goodbye, my longing will not change. No matter how far away, I can see your face. When time says goodbye, love will not change. No matter how difficult it is, I want to see it. Your eyes, my dear, time cannot change our mutual dependence on each other and our love for you.

20. I like you, and I can do many things for you on impulse; but I dare not love you, because if I love you, I will expect you to do the same thing for me. I like you, so I can be silent and occasionally jump out to scare you; but I dare not love you, because love needs to be well behaved all the time and tie your heart forever. I like you, so I tell myself to be noble; but I dare not love you, because I don't want to make myself humble.

21. Love is a positive and negative power source, sparks fly out when touched; love is a vow, worn on your fingertips for the rest of your life; love is starlight, when you are lonely, the sky is full of eyes watching you. Rose Valentine's Day, may sincerity be exchanged for true love and hold hands forever.

22. If living is the greatest destiny that God has given me, then living with you will be the greatest gift that God has given me in my mission....

23. Let the sun turn into my tenderness, caring for you every day, let the breeze turn into my arms, gently hugging you, my heart only stays for you, marry me, I am willing to accompany you with my love and affection. You walk through every tomorrow full of happiness!

24. Put my love in the sunshine, let the warmth envelope you; put my love in the moonlight, let the tenderness and honey spread to you ;Put my love in the starlight and turn it into countless feelings for you. I swear to love and give you all my love, my dear, I love you!

25. You are the most beautiful butterfly in the world. The colorful colors that amaze me are a rare miracle. With my concern and my stubbornness, fly calmly. You are the most infatuated butterfly in the world. In the soft spring breeze, you whisper softly, carrying my true love for you, flying through the fog, and there is always a brilliance in the end.

26. How many flowers have fallen, how many tears, how many lovesickness, how many dreams, how many worries and obsessions? Come here for you, immersed in a lifetime of love, intoxicated with a lifetime of love. I wave away my sorrow and look at the lights on the other side with a smile. You are the beautiful waiting for me in this life. Even if the hair is dyed with frost, it must achieve the most beautiful color.

27. You said to play a game with her! Put your palms together and ask her to guess an idiom! Whether she can guess it or not, tell her that this is called heart to heart. Tell her that since we We are all in love, please be my girlfriend!

28. May every shooting star in the sky shine for you

29. If you give me a tear, I will I saw all the ocean in your heart.

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31. I love you in my own way, but you say I don’t understand you, but I want to tell you that maybe what I give you is not what you want, but what I give you is what I think is the best. OK Maybe what you want is perfection; but the only thing I can give you is the most true.

32. I would rather be beaten than retreat. No matter how realistic the society is, no matter how cruel life is, don’t forget your original dream just because the journey is far away.

33. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

34. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; if I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; if I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; if I were your love, I would give you me. of all.

35. I will only hold your hand in this life, because having you in this life is enough.

36. You have to value others above others, and you have to value yourself below others.

37. If you are always thinking about me, please don’t forget to eat three meals a day on time. If you know that I am always thinking about you, please be careful to stay away from diseases and dangers.

38. Don’t be afraid of anything. As long as you dare to defeat yourself, you will be invincible in the world.

39. If we eat the same fish, I will let you eat the body while I will eat the head. My blessings, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on seven-color clouds, with the most sincerity, the greatest happiness, the best luck, the longest blessing, and the most beautiful success, come to you today and never leave.

40. If possible, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped, desolate island, or maybe it's a famous cultural ancient city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiling faces and the scenery that belongs to us along the way. Have breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Maybe he didn't eat well, but he still wiped the grease stains from the corners of the other person's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.

A profound sentence

A profound sentence

1. The most beautiful flower in the world is not a rose, a hibiscus, or a peony, but a smile.

2. Painful and mature, happy and full, life is originally composed of sour and sweet. Use a grateful heart to thank life for everything it has given us. Use strength to create your unique life. Face adversity and walk calmly. Everything doesn't matter. Isn't this an understanding? !

3. Dissatisfaction in life is not worth being discouraged, sad or disappointed. Change your approach, change your attitude, and see the world from a different perspective. Misfortune in life may become the brightest beacon in life, and a wonderful world appears before our eyes...

4. I don’t like others to look at me with colored eyes. I also don’t like to treat others with colored eyes.

5. In life, family, friendship, love, pain, sadness, frustration and difficulties are like old friends in life, always by your side. In the face of pain, sadness, frustration and difficulties in life, there are two attitudes, one is to actively welcome it, and the other is to passively endure it. Only those who actively welcome it can live a wonderful life.

6. Material desires are certainly human instincts. Possession and seeking, pursuit and acquisition are probably innate.

7. Joy, anger, sorrow, joy, anger, sorrow, holding the hand of the annual ring, never stopping moving forward, is health and stability, twisting these most essential things of the original ecology into a rope , I tied my heart and let it fly like a kite. I jumped into the sky and saw the blue of the sky and the green of the earth.

8. It takes us a lifetime to learn how to be a human being. As we grow up or at any moment in our lives, we need to constantly correct our own behavior so that we can integrate into the stage of life with a kind and beautiful attitude and win the trust of others in society.

9. A life of thousands of miles, don’t ask how much success or failure weighs. Gain calmly and lose indifferently. Instead of looking up at the glory of others, it is better to light your own heart lamp with your own hands, set sail, and grasp Only the truest self can understand oneself more deeply...

10. Life is a journey that goes further and further away. Every day is a different scenery along the journey. Only in this way can we achieve a wonderful life, and remaining unchanged can only bring us a boring journey and a lost journey with no end in sight.

11. We hope that life will be smooth sailing, but there will often be storms; we hope that life will be like a river, but it will often have whirlpools and countercurrents.

12. Sometimes, being a human being makes us think a lot. As the philosopher said, the ultimate in being a human being is mediocrity, but how many people can really achieve this? Because of human desires The quality of moral cultivation is different among people. This is because people gather in groups and things are divided into categories, which can well represent this point.

13. When a person lives in this world, no matter you are a very important person or an insignificant person, as long as there are people around you, you will become a point in the coordinates, and this point There must be vertical and horizontal connections. Therefore, this constitutes a variety of complex emotional relationships in the society of family, neighborhood and unit.

14. Some people always blame others and nag endlessly when they encounter problems; while some people can always forgive others and blame themselves, analyze rationally, grasp the priorities of problems and take action. This is a sign of maturity. It is a sign of excellence, a sign of responsibility and responsibility.

15. In many things in life, there is always some failure, sadness, sadness and frustration... In life, how many times can things come true? Maybe these things don't matter. As long as you open the window of your soul, you will find that everything is so harmonious and beautiful.

16. Yesterday is gone, but looking back is eternity. Today is not done yet, dusk is beautiful.

17. A person without ideals is like a gun without a crosshair; a person without a target is like a feather flying everywhere. Sometimes we all have a pair of giant feet that can reach the sky. Sometimes we all have a pair of wings to soar, but we don’t have a pair of eyes that can see into the mist of the world and a heart that can appreciate the various aspects of life.

18. Life is like a never-ending hard labor. Don’t be afraid and refuse hardship. If you transcend hardship, you will be the strong person in life. Any experience is an accumulation. The more you accumulate, the more mature you will be; the more you experience, the thicker your life will be.

19. In life, we do not need to embarrass ourselves or question ourselves. Sometimes, we cannot understand or learn something well. It is just that our perspectives of thinking and accepting problems are different.

20. Life is only a few decades, and everyone who comes to take a tour of the world is just borrowing a body from the years. Where they come from, they will eventually go back. It's just that in the process, some people left their souls in this world, and some people brought their souls to the soil.