Collect April Fool's Tips

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books as long as you insist on reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times.

Standing under a tall building, I feel sad, my face is wet, and it tastes a little salty. Is it rain or tears? Look up at the sky ... * *, who is peeing upstairs? Happy April Fool's Day!

☆ Every minute counts, and every day makes progress. If you can repeat 2 and 5 17 times in ten seconds at 8: 00 every morning, you won't catch a cold. (You try)

☆ Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what I did in my last life!

No matter where you are, as long as you smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you.

☆ In the morning, you gently approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"the dog is good and will take you for a walk."

☆ The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

☆ Transfer Notice: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required, please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

☆ There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

☆ Forward this message for 3 times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

☆ The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

☆ You are cruel, you are cruel, you are so cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

☆ You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you … animal.

I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

☆ Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft and hard disk when it is vertical. When its coat is peeled off, it can become a CD.

☆ A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

☆ Oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, your ... why don't you zip it up!

☆ Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are indifferent to people; So we respectfully call you "Yokai Neishuang"!

☆ When I first met you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

☆ It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages.

☆ When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, "Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here.

☆ If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

☆ Brain teaser: A pig was killed by a car while crossing the road. Why? I'm telling you, pigs don't turn sharply.

☆ Horse, it has four legs, the sea, it is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning!

☆ I love you. I can't sleep all night because I'm crazy about you. You will always move me. I just want to say that I love you-football.

The May Day holiday is coming. For the sake of the city appearance, please stay at home during the holidays and don't go out to scare others.

☆ I received a message that someone seemed to be ashamed. Unfortunately for you, all the people who can receive this message are parallel mobile phones. If you use it for a long time and the consequences are unimaginable, please replace it immediately.

☆ After a period of statistics, I got the following information. Because your mobile phone has indigestion, the mobile company will cancel your right to use it. Please contact WC to ensure the normal use of your mobile phone.

You are my face, my tenderness and my eyes. I am intoxicated by your gentleness. I admire your kindness; Thinking about your income, I am infatuated; I recoiled when I remembered your appearance.

☆ Look at your uncertain eyes. I want to go to the seaside with you, but I can't grasp the future. I wanted to go shopping with you, but I was turned down by the police. He said: Don't walk the dog!

☆ According to the survey and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 2005, and there were four big fools: those who hanged themselves in love failure, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those who signed a contract and became invalid, and those who looked at their mobile phones giggled!

☆ Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember.

☆ Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

☆ Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is not in good color. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Kindness is kindness.

☆ Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Please ask your colleagues to dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

☆ Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on, and those who remain monogamous two weeks later will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and fined.

☆ It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

☆ This is a carefully designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

Two cows are grazing. One of them said; "Recently mad cow disease epidemic. We will not be infected, will we? " The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

☆ One river and spring water, one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

☆ The bar sells the new product "Feeling of Heartache" at the price of 10 yuan per cup. Curious people bought a cup, and really felt heartache: it was just a cup of boiled water.

☆ Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

☆ Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so you must take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

April fool's prank encyclopedia April fool's prank

As a juggler, you must first have the conditions of "quickness, stability, agility and accuracy".

The so-called "fast" means fast. You must be able to do all the tricks in the shortest time, escape quickly after being discovered, and avoid retaliation.

"Steady" means to be steady and not to make any mistakes in order to achieve the best trick effect.

"Spirit" means flexible mind, wide knowledge and much knowledge. Only in this way can we deceive people in more ways.

"Accurate" means to look at the target accurately, find the weakness of the target accurately, and hit it with one blow.

Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Ask the singer for a song.

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

Artificial Barbie doll

Make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

Harmful transposition

Catch the idiot object away from the computer for a few minutes or deliberately separate it (I don't know what to do, do I? )。 Minimize all its open windows in Win98/2000, drag the taskbar to the top of the screen and hide it, and then use the Print Screen key to capture its desktop. Open the drawing program, press CTRL+V to paste the picture just captured, and save it in *. Bmp format. Go back to the desktop, set the saved picture as the desktop, and then you will know what madness is. ...

Hardware solution

Adjust the contrast of the fool's monitor to the minimum (based on the principle of black screen), so it is extremely difficult to find the real reason unless the other party is cautious. If a fool knows a little hardware and is bold, hehe, then you will have a great chance to see the wonderful scene of his computer being "torn to pieces"!

Elevator trick

Put a toilet in the elevator first, and then sit on it. When the elevator door opens, look at the person who wants to enter the elevator with very, very surprised eyes.

Second, when there are many elevators, hit the person in front of you hard on the head, and then (at least two accomplices, the person being beaten should be smaller) look at the other person next to you in surprise at the same time.

Third, the real thing, eat more beans in the morning, in the crowded elevator. . . Then look at a mm.

Fourth, many people suddenly took off your pants when they came up! ! Plus: Look at these pants inside me-they are all famous brands!

5. Suddenly make a painful expression, bump your head against the elevator wall, and then start shouting: "Shut up! You all shut up! "

6. After the elevator door was closed, I began to close my eyes and pray silently: "Lord, please bless the elevator door to open normally this time. I don't want to be locked in for another three hours. Amen! "

6. Pretend to hit mosquitoes, drive away flies and slap.

7. Stand facing the corner of the elevator, don't say anything, don't do anything, and don't get off the elevator no matter which floor you stop at.

Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in and say to the people around you, "This is my place, and no one is allowed to come in."

Nine, deliberately cling to someone behind him and breathe heavily with his nose.

Ten, after the elevator starts, take out the stethoscope, began to carefully explore the elevator wall.

Every time someone presses the button on the operation panel, give them the sound of a bomb exploding.

Take a camera (must have a high-power flash) and take pictures of the passengers in the elevator.

13. Stare at a passenger, then suddenly grin proudly and say, "Haha, I'm wearing a new pair of socks, but you're not."

Carry the table into the elevator. Someone enters the elevator and asks if she/he has an appointment.

Fifteen, if there is only you and another person in the elevator, stand behind and suddenly pat him/her on the shoulder, and then pretend that you are completely motionless.

16. Pretend to be shocked when reaching out and pressing the button on the operation panel.

Block the elevator door with your hand, and then tell everyone in the elevator to wait for a while and say that you are waiting for a friend.

Eighteen, deliberately dropped a pen on the ground, when someone bent down to help you pick it up, suddenly shouted: "Hey! That's my pen! "

19. I asked the passengers if you could press the button for them, but it was deliberately wrong.

Stare at a passenger, then suddenly retreat to the corner and say in fear, "you!" You! You are one of them. What do you want? "

2 1. Put the alarm clock in a paper box, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator. When the passenger comes in, ask him/her if he/she hears the sound of "tick, tick".

Office trick method

When a colleague asks you to finish something, ask him or her if he or she wants it cold or fried.

Send an email to everyone in the company every ten minutes, telling them what you are doing now, such as "I am in the bathroom. Please don't hesitate if you need me. "

Ask new colleagues about their gender three times a day.

Put the wastebasket on the table and label it "donation box".

When using the stapler, imitate the sound of bullets with your mouth and make it louder.

Invite every passing colleague to participate in the chair dance you invented.

Become a living person

You can play this game with your best friend. Its name is: Become a living person.

Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

Make a strange cola

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

Tripped over your face.

This kind of practical joke requires the subject to have certain performance skills, so that the object can be fooled, otherwise it may make people laugh and cause incalculable consequences. ......

Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads on campus), suddenly turn around and cover your face, pretending to trip over the invisible thin wires or wires pulled by the trees on both sides, and then carefully lower your head and pretend to drill down. Then you can see what the people behind you do! !

Precautions:

1) Be sure to pay attention to someone behind you, or you will be busy most of the day.

2) The performance must be realistic, especially when the itinerary and the head are carefully lowered.

Unpredictable consequences: Maybe people behind you will go over and laugh at you for being stupid!

Decompress

A MM sent me a letter entitled "Do you know my heart?" , excited, hurriedly opened the letter. ......

There is also a compressed file in it. Download it, unzip it ... there is a compressed file in it ... and unzip it. ....

... there was a compressed file in it ... and decompressed it ... there was a compressed file in it ... after forty-one times, I finally ...

I saw a photo inside ... with a small * on it. It was cute and wagged its tail. ......

Make people bark like dogs.

Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

test

There's an old trick of cheating. I don't know if you have heard it: pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only), "Hey, do you know that people who often sy have black palms? ! "Haha, then, if someone has never been fooled before, 100% will look down at the palm of his hand. At this time, whatever you want yy ~

Classroom edition:

★ Stick a note at the entrance of the self-study building: Please do not study in this building for inspection. Please forgive me for any inconvenience.

★ There is a board hanging on the water heater of the self-study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

★ Blackboard notice: Due to the line maintenance in this building, the lights will be turned off after 19: 00 at night.

★ Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: Teacher XXX can't give lectures due to illness, so please study freely.

★ Tell yourself: There will be a class today. So, get up early as usual and go to class with your schoolbag on your back ... Dormitory Edition:

★ Notice: Health check-up this afternoon 15: 30.

★ Notice: X-bed sheets will be collected at noon 12: 00 today. Please get ready.

★ Block the toilet in the dormitory with broken tables and chairs, and stick a note next to it, which says "Toilet maintenance, no use".

★ Notice: Lights out at 23: 30 tonight.

★ Turn on the TV secretly after turning off the lights at night.

★ Put a note in the book your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".