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Very sweet rustic routine love story (60 highlights)

Very sweet rustic routine love story (Chapter 1) 1. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

2. What time is it now? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

3. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

4. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

6. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

7. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

9. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

10. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you?

1 1. I like being content with the status quo and looking forward to tomorrow. With you, I am content with the status quo. Without you, tomorrow can be expected.

12. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

13. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

14. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

15. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

16. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

17. Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

18. You look like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

19. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

20. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

Sweet and corny love words (Chapter 2) 2 1. What can I get you, sir? I want to open your heart.

22. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

23. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

24. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

25. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

26. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

27. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

29. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

30. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

3 1. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

32. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

33. You are blushing, your heart is beating, and all love and love are you.

34.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

36. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

37. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

38. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

39. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

40. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

Sweet and rustic love stories (Chapter 3) 4 1. Do you know what my shortcomings are? This is your fault.

42. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

43. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

44. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

45. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

46. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

47. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

48. Guess where my heart is on the left? Wrong, on your side.

49. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

50. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

52. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "If you are thin, you will enter my heart. If you are fat, you will get stuck."

53. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

55. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

56. Do you like drinking water? You already like me%.

57. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

58. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

59. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

60. "You are in my heart", huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

Love stories about flirting with boys' local flavor routines (60 highlights)

Love story about flirting with boys' local flavor routines (I) 1. "shout. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

2. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

3. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

4. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

I think you must be very busy, so you only read the first three words.

6. Remember that I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you.

7.i love you.

8. It's you who blushes, it's you who beats, and all the love and likes are you.

9. I've been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

10. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

1 1. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

12. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

13. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

14. falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

15. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.

16. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

17. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

18. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

19. What happened to "I am angry with the express company"? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."

20. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

22. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

Are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

28. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

29. "Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "

30. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

3 1. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

33. I want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

35. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

36. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

37. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

38. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

39. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

40. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Teasing boys' love stories with local flavor (3) 4 1. "After a busy day, I want to sleep." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

42. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

43. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

44. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

46. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. Just as I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

47. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

48. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

49. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

50. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

5 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

52. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi.

53. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

54. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

55. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

56. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

57. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

58. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

59. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

60. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

Senior rustic love stories of routine boyfriends (60 highlights)

High-level rustic love story about routine boyfriend-1 Do you know who you look like? (What person? ) My woman

2. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

3. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

4. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

5. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

6. There are ways to be sweet, such as eating sugar, eating cakes and thinking about you every day.

7. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you, and I want to buy your unwavering heart.

8.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

9. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

10. Change your life with my three fireworks.

1 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

12. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

13. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

14. I want to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

15. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

16. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

17. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

18. "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "

19. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

20. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

Routine boyfriend's senior soil love story 2 2 1. I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

22. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

23. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

24. I love you. I love you. "

25. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

26. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

27. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

28. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

29. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed.

30. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

3 1. "I want to" think about what? "I think I was born to meet you."

32. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

33. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

34.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

35. I hope that our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

36. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

38. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

39. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

40. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

High-level earth love story of routine boyfriend 3 4 1. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight1000 m. then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

42. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

43. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

44. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

45. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

46. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

47. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

48. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

49. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

50. I like that you copied it for two minutes, but you still can't withdraw.

5 1. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

52. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

53. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

54. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

55. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

56. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

57. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

58. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

59. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally meeting the land.

60. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

Love stories with local flavor

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?

Congratulations, you have WIFI now.

5. Why can I only hug you?

6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.

7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.

1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.

12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

17. Do you know what my weakness is?

18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.

22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.

23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.

24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.

You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.

I don't like you very much.

37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?