Singles Day is coming, who can tell me some short messages about Singles Day?

You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.

Today is Singles Day, don't always think about MM, be careful not to study hard, and your parents will beat you ~

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

These flowers are similar year after year, year after year ... people are the same-still one person. ...

My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, my middle school is in1/class, my university.

Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, very clever!

Today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!